Ты можешь смеяться или нет,
Но они меня кое как подготовили к тому что делается сейчас.

The Beast and Ze Bella.

(Open phone line)
King of Fools: what are you saying?
My bet?
It's you bad.
King of Fools: when you start saying "you are bad", you actually start thinking "you are Betman".
Queen of Fools: you think too fast.
King of Fools: I am thinking right now.
Did you eat my chocolates?
Queen of Fools: I am getting to one.
King of Fools: hurry up, you are saying it for an hour.
Troll: where is the toilet paper?
King of Fools: we ran out of it.
Which was already stupid to use anyway when we have buch of paper towel.
Fool: we left mega books and mega newspapers in our washrooms.
King of Fools: keep doing it!
Fool: it won't last long.
Fool: we have to block the bedroom.
King of Fools: are you catching germs!
Tomorrow is new play in our theater.
We actually thought its the end of the world and printed lots of tickets.

The Beast and Ze Bella.

(Open phone line)
King of Fools: what are you saying?
My bet?
It's you bad.
King of Fools: when you start saying "you are bad", you actually start thinking "you are Betman".
Queen of Fools: you think too fast.
King of Fools: I am thinking right now.
Did you eat my chocolates?
Queen of Fools: I am getting to one.
King of Fools: hurry up, you are saying it for an hour.
Troll: where is the toilet paper?
King of Fools: we ran out of it.
Which was already stupid to use anyway when we have buch of paper towel.
Fool: we left mega books and mega newspapers in our washrooms.
King of Fools: keep doing it!
Fool: it won't last long.
Fool: we have to block the bedroom.
King of Fools: are you catching germs!
Tomorrow is new play in our theater,
Everyone is invited!

I will be away for few days...


Even the weather is matching the every day spirit. Outside is grey and cold. I have few walks outside, but now staying inside looking at the mostly empty road. Really, knocking the wood there times, I have nothing much to complain about. My child is bonding with his Canadian grandparents and finally is tired of doing nothing, so he is reading, writing, whatever, by his own choice. And it's free.
For me, I am not very people or going out person, gym, few stores for women, that's all.

The Beast and Ze Bella.

Witch: are we still open?
Secretary: we are!
First phone call!
King of Fools: I was dreaming all night about the money.
It worries me that I will see money only in my dreams.
Witch: how much money?
King of Fools: lots.
May be 50 dollars.
Witch: I will check the dream dictionary.
King of Fools: we thought you know everything.
Witch: its monkey “The Genius”.
King of Fools: they ate having breakfast now..
Witch: how cute.. look at the cups!
King of Fools: we ordered new cups with bananas.
Witch: plastic?
King of Fools: no!
The good ones.
I personally sign cups and plates now.
Witch: if I tell you what your money dream is,
Can I see monkey "The Genius” without any line ups.
King of Fools: oh, it’s only for special people.
Witch: everyone gets it!
King of Fools: you can take mine, at 9 am today.
Witch: today!
I will be in 15 minutes!
The government said, they start payments in May.
King of Fools: what about March!
What about April!?
If I don't see money in May,
I will not trust the government again.
Witch: have to go.
King of Fools: well, thank you.
Mama Mia: I didn't know if it's bad today or good.
Phone call!
King of Fools: King of Fools!
Queen of Fools: and!
King of Fools: she said, the government said we will get money in May.
Queen of Fools: in May?
What about March and April?
May be she understands, but the rest don't.
I bet if things will be better next week,
We will not see money at all!
King of Fools: I still want you..
Queen of Fools: in crisis!?
When we don't know where we are going!
King of Fools: it's the best time!
Queen of Fools: only at work.
At home everything is clean already,
And I am not cleaning again.
The vinegar, vodka.. the oils..



I think a lot about the coronavirus,
At work, at home, outside.
Its something I haven't seen before,
And on one side I am afraid of it, of uncertainty, of what it will be.
On another side, I know, I can't be afraid of it, first because of my child and because I have to trust yo my sources and beliefs.
I hope everyone will stay healthy and safe.


The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools (on the phone): when you go to wash room and don't wash you hands,
Don't touch me, period.
Queen of Fools: the squirrel looks chubby,
I think she is pregnant.
King of Fools: she is fat.
You know how much they eat!
They eat everything to stay fat.
Dinner together?
Queen of Fools: I skip a few.
Only at home.

New Kings..

New King number one: I am not home.
New Queen number one: where are you?
New King number one: I don't want to tell you.
New Queen number: you are right here!
New King number one: shhhhh...
Fat cats: phone!
Can someone answer the phone!
New Queen number one: I will answer!
Fat cats: thank you very much!
New Queen number (answering the phone): for you.
New King number one: .. I told you!
New Queen number one: new King number two is calling.
New King number one: for what?
New King number two: for conversation!
New King number one: can we use the Inernet?
New King number two: it will make our conversation worse.
We need water, we need bread!
New King number one: you will be deeply missed.
New Queen number one: what's new?
New King number one: I can't do this!
New Queen number one: war is war.
You are friend or you are enemy.
Don't disturb people with your ideas of saving the world.
Nee King number one: you are crocodile my dear.
With less details.
New Queen number one: we are in the pond.
You love this crown, do you?
New King number one: I do.. right now..
Tell me more, I need to relax. 


The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools: wisdom, ozdom, ozdom.
I will show you something.
Fool: please don't show us more work.
King of Fools: what's your name?
Fool: Naf Naf.
It's not what you think.
King of Fools: I like Nafi.
Nafi!
Fool: I heard a news from the zoo.
Fool: do you know how hard is to make appointment and see monkey "The Genius".
Fool: it will take forever now.
Fool: you can see monkey "The Genius" on line.
Ohhhh.. our sunshine is having lunch..
Fool: what about our lucky pigs?
Fool: they are already lucky.
King of Fools: .. sometimes I wish I was a pig..
What is this!?
Fool: Bonita.
Fool: our pride and joy.
"Miss Piggy 2019".
King of Fools: she has to loose some weight before meeting Don Huan again!
Fool: what about the zoo?
Fool: monkey "The Genius" thinks the (whispering) beast is here.
Fool: who?
Fool: I don't know about that.
Fool: are you sure?
Fool: monkey "The Genius" told me, I won't retire at 35.
And she was right!
Fool: its embarrassing when she proves us wrong.
Fool: the government said it's all okay.




With all these coronavirus news and what is going on in the world, Canadian borders are closed, and Ontario is on emergency lock down, only essential services are working and open. So I am at work, pretty much with bunch of space..

Good morning



I need an hour to write few words in Russian,
The connection, the feeling, the sound..
It has to be interesting and beautiful.
My English is not perfect?
I didn't want to learn it,
Because I didn't want to loose the sense of Russian culture, but now its immigrat language..

The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools (whispering): what are you doing?
Queen of Fools: working on my goals.
King of Fools: don't eat too much, we might get naked tonight.
You will be designer, I will be architect.
Fool: where are you?
King of Fools (whispering): we opened all the phone lines.
Fool: it's funny, I look at the clock and thought it's only 8 am.
Fool: its 10 am.
Fool: don't be stupid, look twice.
King of Fools: business as usual, only we would like to get more pay.
Fool: I called yesterday, they said "one second".
Fool: do you know the number?
Fool: I have to ask my husband.
King of Fools: we have enough experience!
Fool: I love her, but dam!
Fool: we know how to stop!
Fool: let's not panic.
Fool: at work everyone is looking at the clock.
Fool: we know how to handle it!
Fool: I am doing the laundry tonight.
Fool: this is good news!
Fool: my wife sack t it.
King of Fools: you can't be good at everything, we tried  already.






The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools (on the radio): wisdom, ozdom, ozdom!
All lines are open for 24 hours.
Troll: you are at work!?
King of Fools: where else on Tuesday?
We are special.
Essential services.
Troll: like what?
King of Fools: racism to the fullest.
For my people there are Churches have been built.
What's been built for you?
Houses, they one you have to buy.
Fool: he is harsh today.
Fool: like in army.
Fool: this where we are.
Fool: we never confused the system!
We don't know where to call!
We don't know how to ask!
Fool: calm down.
Mama Mia: papers are ready!
King of Fools: write on each "don't sleep at work".
Mama Mia: ftom now?
King of Fools: bingo!
(sending air kiss).

Good morning



The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools: I am a dog.. I want to pee outside..
Queen of Fools: you sound like a dummy now.
You know what people will think about you.
Mama Fool: you will hate it.
Queen of Fools: why can't you just relax on the March break?
King of Fools: this March break is from he'll.
Queen of Fools: play your funny games.
Mama Fool: let's finish our tea.
(phone ring).
Troll: I was working on the map!
King of Fools: too much work and we can't use our hands...
Hopefully she will open the door tonight.
Someone put cookie in my hand!
Mama Fool: if you don't wash hands I am not sticking around.
Queen of Fools: nope.

The inner voice is sleeping,
Yeah, yeah, he says,
Nothing much is going on at the work place.. he yawning now..
All she is thinking about is him.
I don't think I would go to war with my inner voice.
He is calm, soft and pretty much knows nothing much.
Anyway, this is not the first crisis inner voice says, forget about it anyway,
Focus on him.
Honestly, this is my inner voice talking:
I've seen a lot of handsome men, but I haven't seen anyone as handsome as this man.
He is absolutely gorgeous.
At least I have discensy to tell the truth.
If I was a snow girl I would be melting each and every time near him..
I remember times..
Inner voice, please,
I have to focus on my work, for a change..
Oh, please..its never been done so far, what's the point to start.
Work on describing him in the one word,
It might take a while..


Good morning






Every word is a shy copycat,
Who is thinking about you mostly.
Да или нет,
Где же ответ.
Русский, английский случайные гости.
Let's not be shy,
Let me sunshine,
Making his day warm and wonderful.
Let me move cold, every cold wind,
Bring him the spring, nice weather and straighten fresh flowers.
Let's not be shy, bring him sunshine.

The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools: wisdom, ozdom, ozfom.
We are declaring state of emergency for weird people.
You can't, I repeat, you can't sleep together.
Individual matraces will be dropped off before 9 pm.
Troll: finally.
Mama Mia: King of Fools is under quarantine.
Troll: at home?
Mama Mia: our office is empty.
Troll: where are you?
King of Fools: tights...
Tights..
Troll: what?
King of Fools: she is wearing tights today ...
With the belt...
Tight jogging pants...
I am changing temperature every five minutes..
Troll: can you go outside?
King of Fools:..we can't touch each other..
Queen of Fools: are you doing yoga?!
King of Fools: again!
Queen of Fools: I would like you open the bottle, there is still some wine at the bottom.
And finish your dinner?
Personally, I think, it's all started from the volcano.
King of Fools: she has no manners.

Thank you.
Let me tell the truth,
Let me wind few words in his ears.
Wind, please, mind your own business.
But the wind is not listening me.
Tell the truth,
He is the wind for you.
What about the sunshine?
I've seen few sparkles in his beautiful eyes.
Tell him, he is your sun.
What about me?
Rainbow?!
I am first color of warm and nice summer,
Full with kisses at night, holding hands, love..
Excuse me.
Cloud!?
The thunder cloud..


Good night



The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools: emergency line!
Fool: this is my dream night and I am living in Heaven!
King of Fools: you will have few more nights like this!
Emergency line!
Fool: her face is much better now.
I can look at her the whole day.
King of Fools: spend some money on her.
Fool: she eats healthy and excesses!
King of Fools: what a surprise!
Keep it to yourself.
Emergency line!
Fool: I am missing my cat.
King of Fools: you are not supposed to let the cat out.
We will send emergency personnel.
Emergency line!
Fool: I was calling my wife and my dog answered.
Now I am calling my dog and my wife smiles.
King of Fools: go figure out.
Emergency line!
Troll: some people like that.
This is crazy.
King of Fools: what is your emergency sir?
Oh my goodness!
Troll: what?
King of Fools: she bended up right in front of me .. almost sit down .. looked back and said "sorry".. hmm.
Troll: are you at work?
King of Fools: of course,
I'm in the union.
Have to do what we do somewhere else at work now.
Emergency line!
Fool: people who make millions can stay home and people who make cents have to go to work.
King of Fools: have extra break.
Fool: I work until 1 pm.
King of Fools: don't forget to press "I am okay. Thank you." button at 6 am and 10 pm.


Все нормально,
Мы любим и любимы.
Все нормально

The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools (on the radio): wisdom, ozdom, ozdom.
We are ready for every freacking thing!
Some of us are idiots,
We are wondering how many, but we are the survivors!
Fool: he is harsh today.
King of Fools: let's freack out and excuse ourselves.
Troll (enters the office): this plays stinks.
I can't even breath.
King of Fools: we are spraying disinfections.
Spray some on me.
Troll: Lysol?
King of Fools: I will stay nice and fresh.
Mama Mia (secretary): will not freeze either.
We turn on the heat.
King of Fools (on the phone): did you wash your hands?
And sanitized?
Queen of Fools: one thousand times.
King of Fools: when you go to wash room and don't wash your hands,
Don't touch me, period.
Mama Mia: I go home.
King of Fools: good night,
I call you later.
Mama Mia: for what?
King of Fools: hmmmmmm.. you will never guess.
King of Fools: we can't work now.
Troll: the map! It's a chance!
You never work!
King of Fools: our insurance pays for it.



He is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Every time I think of you,
The sun is shining,
Especially in the rain with bunch of clouds.
Think of him twenty four hours a day,
He is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
I suppose to whisper my wish in the bark of a tree
And all I hear,
He is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.
Roses are red, violets blue,
Beautiful dreams mostly come true;
He is beautiful, beautiful, beautiful.


Good morning

stay safe.
Какая длинная дорога,
Мне для того что бы подарок получить.
Ты касота, подарок от природы,
Сиянье ярких звезд в ночной глуши.



Otche Nash,
Ize ise na nebesi,
Da sviatitsia imu tvoe,
Da pribydet zarstvie tvoe,
Da budet volia tvoia.
Xleb nash nasyshnii dash ti nam gnes,
I prostiti Gospodi nam dolgi nashi 
Kak i mi proshaem dolznikam svoim 
I ne vvedi nas vo iskyshenie 
Da izbavi nas ot lykavogo.
Amen.



The most wonderful thing at work today,
That in my mind,
I am painting beautiful pictures of you.
All day.
I would focus on my job, but with all that is going on in the world, I can't.
It's the world or you, like God.
Beautiful face and the eyes, hiding the truth.
Lead to the wonderful place.
And believers will seek God's heart forever.


Good morning


Весна смеется  на до мной,
Какой же он красивый.
Ну улыбнись, ну взгляд свой подними,
Не будь, прошу за выражение, весь день ты с кислой миной.
А я свое, а как же экономика, тревоги и печали?
Весна смется на до мной,
Для начинающих в любви,
Свою я сказку расскажу сначала.
Солдат, молоденький мальчишка, на первый бой шагал стеной.
Влюбленные глаза,
Я сразу их узнала,
Из боя дикого того,
И вывести пообещала.


The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools (on the phone): I wrote in my bed room,
On the wall,
"one hundred million".
And this where I am going to dream forever.
Fool: I am not surprised at all.
King of Fools: even do,
She is terrible at math now.
When you counting down,
You supposed to count back up.
Fool: most women want everything at the same time.
King of Fools: I don't like it.
Especially at the area like mathematics.
Fool: they don't care.
King of Fools: to me, you have to look at everything.
Fool: and they keep guessing and then ask you: "How are you?
I cought mine using computer for the answer.
King of Fools: terrible mess.
Fool: mine learned math nine years ago.
King of Fools: you are lucky.
Fool: I couldn't move.
King of Fools: this why I am telling you,
You are lucky.
Fool: try Spanish coisine.