King of Fools (on the phone): when you go to wash room and don't wash you hands,
Don't touch me, period.
Queen of Fools: the squirrel looks chubby,
I think she is pregnant.
King of Fools: she is fat.
You know how much they eat!
They eat everything to stay fat.
Dinner together?
Queen of Fools: I skip a few.
Only at home.
