The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools: emergency line!
Fool: this is my dream night and I am living in Heaven!
King of Fools: you will have few more nights like this!
Emergency line!
Fool: her face is much better now.
I can look at her the whole day.
King of Fools: spend some money on her.
Fool: she eats healthy and excesses!
King of Fools: what a surprise!
Keep it to yourself.
Emergency line!
Fool: I am missing my cat.
King of Fools: you are not supposed to let the cat out.
We will send emergency personnel.
Emergency line!
Fool: I was calling my wife and my dog answered.
Now I am calling my dog and my wife smiles.
King of Fools: go figure out.
Emergency line!
Troll: some people like that.
This is crazy.
King of Fools: what is your emergency sir?
Oh my goodness!
Troll: what?
King of Fools: she bended up right in front of me .. almost sit down .. looked back and said "sorry".. hmm.
Troll: are you at work?
King of Fools: of course,
I'm in the union.
Have to do what we do somewhere else at work now.
Emergency line!
Fool: people who make millions can stay home and people who make cents have to go to work.
King of Fools: have extra break.
Fool: I work until 1 pm.
King of Fools: don't forget to press "I am okay. Thank you." button at 6 am and 10 pm.