The Beast and Ze Bella.

(Open phone line)
King of Fools: what are you saying?
My bet?
It's you bad.
King of Fools: when you start saying "you are bad", you actually start thinking "you are Betman".
Queen of Fools: you think too fast.
King of Fools: I am thinking right now.
Did you eat my chocolates?
Queen of Fools: I am getting to one.
King of Fools: hurry up, you are saying it for an hour.
Troll: where is the toilet paper?
King of Fools: we ran out of it.
Which was already stupid to use anyway when we have buch of paper towel.
Fool: we left mega books and mega newspapers in our washrooms.
King of Fools: keep doing it!
Fool: it won't last long.
Fool: we have to block the bedroom.
King of Fools: are you catching germs!
Tomorrow is new play in our theater,
Everyone is invited!