Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
New Kings. ..
On the set of a new movie " daily newspaper, now page one".
Doctor : today Harvey we will learn word "one".
Harvey, say "one".
Harvey : one.
Hilary (looking at the first page): I bet you paid for it.
Harvey : I paid?!
Donald : I should stop being selfish and have lunch with South Korea.
Share our responsibilities and pleasures, (whispering) solve our problems. ..
Hilary : in case if you decide
to share pleasures,
Where would be the safe place to be?
I will start building house right now.
Donald : my dear, one day you will freeze me with your questions.
I will be museum artifact...
Hilary : and?
Donald : no visible sense of humor. .
Hilary : I know there is always a trick.
Donald : she froze me...
Time to cross out "thinking about my paycheck"
Start building in North Korea my love..
Don't worry you always find my house,
Even on the moon we are discovering now for
10 billion dollars.
What?
Very expensive planet.
It's white.
Doctor : today Harvey we will learn word "one".
Harvey, say "one".
Harvey : one.
Hilary (looking at the first page): I bet you paid for it.
Harvey : I paid?!
Donald : I should stop being selfish and have lunch with South Korea.
Share our responsibilities and pleasures, (whispering) solve our problems. ..
Hilary : in case if you decide
to share pleasures,
Where would be the safe place to be?
I will start building house right now.
Donald : my dear, one day you will freeze me with your questions.
I will be museum artifact...
Hilary : and?
Donald : no visible sense of humor. .
Hilary : I know there is always a trick.
Donald : she froze me...
Time to cross out "thinking about my paycheck"
Start building in North Korea my love..
Don't worry you always find my house,
Even on the moon we are discovering now for
10 billion dollars.
What?
Very expensive planet.
It's white.
don't know story
Poetess : now people from work see me in the religious dreams.
Inner voice : congratulations!
Grandma : I have to go too..
Poetess : I am sending this story to a publisher this week,
I swear to God.
The real witch : how old are we here?
Grandma: 90, 95, 100 and you children.
Aunt : 62 .. I am taking career upgrading classes!
Narrator : it's all about the money,
Just admit it.
Be honest, I am only one men you don't have problems with.
Oh, I forgot money at home..
I guess not today.
Grandma Witch : we have long road to learn from such wisdom character!
Narrator : exactly my friend!
Inner voice : congratulations!
Grandma : I have to go too..
Poetess : I am sending this story to a publisher this week,
I swear to God.
The real witch : how old are we here?
Grandma: 90, 95, 100 and you children.
Aunt : 62 .. I am taking career upgrading classes!
Narrator : it's all about the money,
Just admit it.
Be honest, I am only one men you don't have problems with.
Oh, I forgot money at home..
I guess not today.
Grandma Witch : we have long road to learn from such wisdom character!
Narrator : exactly my friend!
New Kings. ..
Donald : once again my fellow citizens I have great news.
Every day I try to be better and better.
Harvey : may be you should go to a hospital?
Doctor: okay Harvey, let's see your diagnosis and prognosis (mixing future telling playing cards).
You will be
Hilary (walking back and forth): I feel like writing memoir.
When my husband told me,
He needs harmony in our relationship,
I told him go to work.
I've been successful in love.
First, ladies, separate your problems and the government problems.
What's going on in the bedroom, is your problem,
What's going on outside of the bedroom, it's the government problem,
And you have to fight for it.
Harvey: eat the chocolate first.
Donald (from another room): femenists!
Hilary : if the president or the government don't full fill this constitutional law,
They can go to Hell.
Donald : and the great news,
We cought Evol!
Every day I try to be better and better.
Harvey : may be you should go to a hospital?
Doctor: okay Harvey, let's see your diagnosis and prognosis (mixing future telling playing cards).
You will be
Hilary (walking back and forth): I feel like writing memoir.
When my husband told me,
He needs harmony in our relationship,
I told him go to work.
I've been successful in love.
First, ladies, separate your problems and the government problems.
What's going on in the bedroom, is your problem,
What's going on outside of the bedroom, it's the government problem,
And you have to fight for it.
Harvey: eat the chocolate first.
Donald (from another room): femenists!
Hilary : if the president or the government don't full fill this constitutional law,
They can go to Hell.
Donald : and the great news,
We cought Evol!
New Kings..
On the set of daily newspaper, page two now.
Hilary : page two!
Harvey: this time I didn't touch anyone,
Thank you Jesus!
I am in rehab for sex addiction.
All this ugly personnel around 24x7 ... women, men and pets,
Ugly porno magazines, ugly posters.
Everything is ugly except books we will only have urges to touch after leaving.
Each and every evening is ugly movie on DVD.
I can sleep only in day light with shining lamp near my face..
Donald : I insist on fully monitored prison sentence!
This how we will teach our men now on!
Hilary ( pushing tiny piece of paper to Harvey): I have a lovely girlfriend. .
Hilary : page two!
Harvey: this time I didn't touch anyone,
Thank you Jesus!
I am in rehab for sex addiction.
All this ugly personnel around 24x7 ... women, men and pets,
Ugly porno magazines, ugly posters.
Everything is ugly except books we will only have urges to touch after leaving.
Each and every evening is ugly movie on DVD.
I can sleep only in day light with shining lamp near my face..
Donald : I insist on fully monitored prison sentence!
This how we will teach our men now on!
Hilary ( pushing tiny piece of paper to Harvey): I have a lovely girlfriend. .
New Kings. ..
On the set of daily newspaper, page four.
Harvey: I love sex.
Donald : people who don't love sex are stupid or babies.
Hilary : the easiest word in dictionary.
Donald : American citizens should stop being politicly correct and have sex only with American citizens.
Hilary : one time I mixed house and strip house.
Harvey: I usually do that.
Donald : people find habits wisely.
Hilary: I was banned for mixing houses by President himself.
He knew, one more time, and I won't come back.
Donald : ...have sex for your children!
Harvey: ..it's my first love.
I feel in love with sex before falling in love with a woman.
Donald :. .only with one partner.
Our health care already in crisis, poor, old and now sick?
Hilary : always can get away with anything.
Harvey : now I have to read how I loved it twenty years ago.
Are you sure?
(throws newspaper in the garbage).
Lawyer (singing): you can do all you want until you get caught... (adds extra"zero" on the paper).
Hilary (picks up newspaper): .. very interesting.
Donald : I was lip synching my speech at lunch.
Hilary : I should've been an actress,
Same amount of trouble for the same amount of money and fame.
Harvey (exited): I would've shown you in my movies.
Hilary : no, thank you!
Donald ( to Harvey ): don't worry, your friends will help you after they stop laughing..
Harvey: I love sex.
Donald : people who don't love sex are stupid or babies.
Hilary : the easiest word in dictionary.
Donald : American citizens should stop being politicly correct and have sex only with American citizens.
Hilary : one time I mixed house and strip house.
Harvey: I usually do that.
Donald : people find habits wisely.
Hilary: I was banned for mixing houses by President himself.
He knew, one more time, and I won't come back.
Donald : ...have sex for your children!
Harvey: ..it's my first love.
I feel in love with sex before falling in love with a woman.
Donald :. .only with one partner.
Our health care already in crisis, poor, old and now sick?
Hilary : always can get away with anything.
Harvey : now I have to read how I loved it twenty years ago.
Are you sure?
(throws newspaper in the garbage).
Lawyer (singing): you can do all you want until you get caught... (adds extra"zero" on the paper).
Hilary (picks up newspaper): .. very interesting.
Donald : I was lip synching my speech at lunch.
Hilary : I should've been an actress,
Same amount of trouble for the same amount of money and fame.
Harvey (exited): I would've shown you in my movies.
Hilary : no, thank you!
Donald ( to Harvey ): don't worry, your friends will help you after they stop laughing..
New Kings. .
On the set of a new movie " Spooky Spooky " part 2.
Donald (watching TV): where are the witches?
Where are the beautiful ladies.
At least few faces are joy to see.
(makes a phone call).
Hilary (answering the phone) : working!
Donald (trying to reach the witches): ladies don't work too hard, don't set wrong standards.
Hilary: can you please do me a favour and don't call today.
I will be fine the way I am always fine ..yesterday fine, today fine, tomorrow. .
Harvey : no natural delicacy what so ever.
Donald : don't worry my friend you will find someone else.
Back to our "focus pocus with POTUS " game.
Hilary: what is "focus pocus game"?
Donald : I wish I had privilege not to answer the phone, but I don't.
And I will answer the phone every single day and every time!
(answering the phone) its plus eight degrees with mild rain.
(another call) Yes, children, it's safe to go outside on Halloween.
Donald (watching TV): where are the witches?
Where are the beautiful ladies.
At least few faces are joy to see.
(makes a phone call).
Hilary (answering the phone) : working!
Donald (trying to reach the witches): ladies don't work too hard, don't set wrong standards.
Hilary: can you please do me a favour and don't call today.
I will be fine the way I am always fine ..yesterday fine, today fine, tomorrow. .
Harvey : no natural delicacy what so ever.
Donald : don't worry my friend you will find someone else.
Back to our "focus pocus with POTUS " game.
Hilary: what is "focus pocus game"?
Donald : I wish I had privilege not to answer the phone, but I don't.
And I will answer the phone every single day and every time!
(answering the phone) its plus eight degrees with mild rain.
(another call) Yes, children, it's safe to go outside on Halloween.
New Kings. ..
On the set of a new movie " Spooky Spooky".
Donald : time to celebrate Halloween!
Finally it reached us! (points on the map) we saw a witch.
Hilary (from hiding spot): who will I be !?
Donald (jumps with surprise): my favorite bad girl..
You provoke me with your questions. ..
(shyly) ...Witch ...
Witches: who we will be then?
Donald : my ladies ...
You have been so wonderful this year..
You all will be dressed like nice women who go to work every day from 9 to 5.
Witches: only for one day!!!
Donald (to Hilary): and please no flying in private planes tonight and sending me bills to pay.
This magical year do us a favor and use the broom.
Pastor (blessing new jacuzzi): I can stay all day in the water up to my ears in the name of Jesus, but not on the name of hurricane!
Donald : time to celebrate Halloween!
Finally it reached us! (points on the map) we saw a witch.
Hilary (from hiding spot): who will I be !?
Donald (jumps with surprise): my favorite bad girl..
You provoke me with your questions. ..
(shyly) ...Witch ...
Witches: who we will be then?
Donald : my ladies ...
You have been so wonderful this year..
You all will be dressed like nice women who go to work every day from 9 to 5.
Witches: only for one day!!!
Donald (to Hilary): and please no flying in private planes tonight and sending me bills to pay.
This magical year do us a favor and use the broom.
Pastor (blessing new jacuzzi): I can stay all day in the water up to my ears in the name of Jesus, but not on the name of hurricane!
New Kings. ..
Donald: ... new reality show "From Paris with unknown herpes"..
This what happens when men meet dropdead gorgeous women in foreign countries.
They will drop dead at home on the heads of our taxpayers.
People don't watch TV, make a la amoir at home, go to local gym, eat healthy, follow me on Twitter for daily lectures,
It will be plenty daily, all above.
Hilary : Commander and Gunius!
I was in Paris yesterday. .
Donald : don't touch me..(sprays Lysol)
Hilary : .. and was criticized for that brudly in French language.
Donald : we don't speak French here.
Hilary : I am lucky again.
Donald (looking at the clock): I think I understood Bill literally.
Time to go to work.
Hilary : at 9 pm?
Donald: work my dear, work.
It cannot wait.
Why I have locks in every room from inside?
Oh, you tease me with your questions. ...
I am sleeping.
But not today!
Today it's about time to focus on local tourism "From America with love, let's find pleasure at home".
Time to discover local mummies.
Hilary : this is so rude.
Donald : I am talking about mummies my dog found in my backyard.
It's only on the paper now, but we will keep digging.
Harvey : let's focus on women.
Hilary : experts are here.
Donald : always not enough, always not enough. ..
This what happens when men meet dropdead gorgeous women in foreign countries.
They will drop dead at home on the heads of our taxpayers.
People don't watch TV, make a la amoir at home, go to local gym, eat healthy, follow me on Twitter for daily lectures,
It will be plenty daily, all above.
Hilary : Commander and Gunius!
I was in Paris yesterday. .
Donald : don't touch me..(sprays Lysol)
Hilary : .. and was criticized for that brudly in French language.
Donald : we don't speak French here.
Hilary : I am lucky again.
Donald (looking at the clock): I think I understood Bill literally.
Time to go to work.
Hilary : at 9 pm?
Donald: work my dear, work.
It cannot wait.
Why I have locks in every room from inside?
Oh, you tease me with your questions. ...
I am sleeping.
But not today!
Today it's about time to focus on local tourism "From America with love, let's find pleasure at home".
Time to discover local mummies.
Hilary : this is so rude.
Donald : I am talking about mummies my dog found in my backyard.
It's only on the paper now, but we will keep digging.
Harvey : let's focus on women.
Hilary : experts are here.
Donald : always not enough, always not enough. ..
New Kings. ..
Donald : I don't understand why some people want my job.
I mean it's only office job on the chair in front of the computer.
Listen, go home, sit in front of computer, buy American flag and put your picture on the wall above.
You can get camera too or wear huge sign "President",
I don't mind.
And think all day who has more money.
May be your wife, may be your mother, may be your sister, may be your kids.
This is very important in planning state budget.
And who has no money, like your dog or cat for example... I don't know. .take them for a walk.
I mean it's only office job on the chair in front of the computer.
Listen, go home, sit in front of computer, buy American flag and put your picture on the wall above.
You can get camera too or wear huge sign "President",
I don't mind.
And think all day who has more money.
May be your wife, may be your mother, may be your sister, may be your kids.
This is very important in planning state budget.
And who has no money, like your dog or cat for example... I don't know. .take them for a walk.
school. ..
I signed up as a volunteer at my son's school and his teacher told another teacher that " only one girl is volunteering in my class, is Jaden's mom" and Jaden told me ..:)
New Kings. ..
On the set of a new movie " The budget".
Hilary : what are you hiding behind your back?
Donald (hiding a piece of paper in size of a candy).
The budget.
(Hilary looking strength at Donald's eyes ).
Donald : my dear you are freezing me with your look...!
Don't worry this budget is not for you.
it's for people.
Hilary : I hate when men joke about finances in the morning.
Donald : I am virgin.
Hilary : me too.
Donald : will I be criticized again?
Word "virgin" (looking at provocative pictures of women) has a lot of meanings.
Hilary : did you find mine?
(Donald is coughing).
Hilary : what?
I am still alive.
Donald : subscribe to our new CD "Ghosts from the past".
Yesterday means past too, Google if don't believe.
All want money from me,
All few million people, every day..
Personally I wish they all would be beautiful people,
I would feel better giving..
Hilary : this is love, hugging and kissing..
I am little bit jealous (trying to push Donald from the chair with crown).
Donald (looking on the computer) : how can I forget.
Three hundred pounds little girl,
Free speech worst nightmare.
Don't let women say what they think people.
Hilary : only two hundred and three..
Donald : my beauty and the best, together in one..
(whispering) who wants the money?
(loud) I guess no one. .
Hilary : what are you hiding behind your back?
Donald (hiding a piece of paper in size of a candy).
The budget.
(Hilary looking strength at Donald's eyes ).
Donald : my dear you are freezing me with your look...!
Don't worry this budget is not for you.
it's for people.
Hilary : I hate when men joke about finances in the morning.
Donald : I am virgin.
Hilary : me too.
Donald : will I be criticized again?
Word "virgin" (looking at provocative pictures of women) has a lot of meanings.
Hilary : did you find mine?
(Donald is coughing).
Hilary : what?
I am still alive.
Donald : subscribe to our new CD "Ghosts from the past".
Yesterday means past too, Google if don't believe.
All want money from me,
All few million people, every day..
Personally I wish they all would be beautiful people,
I would feel better giving..
Hilary : this is love, hugging and kissing..
I am little bit jealous (trying to push Donald from the chair with crown).
Donald (looking on the computer) : how can I forget.
Three hundred pounds little girl,
Free speech worst nightmare.
Don't let women say what they think people.
Hilary : only two hundred and three..
Donald : my beauty and the best, together in one..
(whispering) who wants the money?
(loud) I guess no one. .
Сын артиллериста
Был у майора Деева
Товарищ - майор Петров,
Дружили еще с гражданской,
Еще с двадцатых годов,
Вместе рубали белых
Шашками на скаку,
Вместе потом служили
В артиллерийском полку.
А у майора Петрова
Был Ленька, любимый сын,
Без матери, при казарме,
Рос мальчишка один.
И если Петров в отъезде,-
Бывало, вместо отца
Друг его оставался
Для этого сорванца.
Вызовет Деев Леньку:
- А ну, поедем гулять:
Сыну артиллериста
Пора к коню привыкать! -
С Ленькой вдвоем поедет
В рысь, а потом в карьер.
Бывало, Ленька спасует,
Взять не сможет барьер,
Свалится и захнычет.
- Понятно, еще малец! -
Деев его поднимет,
Словно второй отец.
Подсадит снова на лошадь:
- Учись, брат, барьеры брать!
Держись, мой мальчик: на свете
Два раза не умирать.
Ничто нас в жизни не может
Вышибить из седла! -
Такая уж поговорка
У майора была.
Был у майора Деева
Товарищ - майор Петров,
Дружили еще с гражданской,
Еще с двадцатых годов,
Вместе рубали белых
Шашками на скаку,
Вместе потом служили
В артиллерийском полку.
А у майора Петрова
Был Ленька, любимый сын,
Без матери, при казарме,
Рос мальчишка один.
И если Петров в отъезде,-
Бывало, вместо отца
Друг его оставался
Для этого сорванца.
Вызовет Деев Леньку:
- А ну, поедем гулять:
Сыну артиллериста
Пора к коню привыкать! -
С Ленькой вдвоем поедет
В рысь, а потом в карьер.
Бывало, Ленька спасует,
Взять не сможет барьер,
Свалится и захнычет.
- Понятно, еще малец! -
Деев его поднимет,
Словно второй отец.
Подсадит снова на лошадь:
- Учись, брат, барьеры брать!
Держись, мой мальчик: на свете
Два раза не умирать.
Ничто нас в жизни не может
Вышибить из седла! -
Такая уж поговорка
У майора была.
New Kings. ..
Donald : welcome to my new assistant, Alex,
He will be representing me on daily news.
Please, don't kill him (smiling) ... he is innocent.
Hilary : what about the country?
Donald (looking at the planner) : which country my dear?
We will fight here, in America.
Being at home always helps.
Hilary : oh God. ..
Donald : ... to many memories, best songs ever..
Music playing: When I was young,
I dreamed, like many men,
About having sex for money.
And not for free and have to pay for it,
To every woman I am with.
Sometimes for eighteen years,
You know kids.
Kindergarten, school, college, university. .
Different mothers as special gift.
It all changed in my very best day,
When I heard our president on TV.
Donald (singing): I bet it was me..
Hilary (singing) : it was in 1990 at least.
Music playing : .. sweet sixteen. ..
Our president told me from our old TV.
Go to school kid,
Study good, learn to make money.
We all know who you will blame.
One day after first child support you will be thanking me.
And I did went to school everyday,
And did study good,
Got good job, hear me.
Now my children, and their mothers,
They all love me a lot..
Love is free...
He will be representing me on daily news.
Please, don't kill him (smiling) ... he is innocent.
Hilary : what about the country?
Donald (looking at the planner) : which country my dear?
We will fight here, in America.
Being at home always helps.
Hilary : oh God. ..
Donald : ... to many memories, best songs ever..
Music playing: When I was young,
I dreamed, like many men,
About having sex for money.
And not for free and have to pay for it,
To every woman I am with.
Sometimes for eighteen years,
You know kids.
Kindergarten, school, college, university. .
Different mothers as special gift.
It all changed in my very best day,
When I heard our president on TV.
Donald (singing): I bet it was me..
Hilary (singing) : it was in 1990 at least.
Music playing : .. sweet sixteen. ..
Our president told me from our old TV.
Go to school kid,
Study good, learn to make money.
We all know who you will blame.
One day after first child support you will be thanking me.
And I did went to school everyday,
And did study good,
Got good job, hear me.
Now my children, and their mothers,
They all love me a lot..
Love is free...
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