Pharaoh.
Pharaoh.
Fools gold. The reasons.
The Priests.
Fools gold. The reasons.
The Priests.
Fools gold.
1. King of Fools : let me call the witch myself.
Than less victims we
have, then better ...reputation.
The Beast : what reputation?
King
of Fools: Sign here, I agree to be a fool but never a victim.
The
Beast : never!
King of Fools : how long have you been in this
condition my friend?
(making phone call).
Ze Bella : tell her I
said "hi".
King of Fools : she says,
You two shall
have a baby.
How she doesn't know...manage I guess.
The Best :
let me talk.
King of Fools : I won't advise.
She might turn you
in someone else.
Between us, I would just have a baby,
It's so
much easier then argue with the witch.
The Beast : great!
Ze
Bella : I am having no baby with a stranger.
Even my magic kiss
didn't work on him.
King of Fools : not surprised at all, looks
wild to me.
With another lady he was little bit darker.
Well in
some way the witch is right,
Go home and have a baby
It's her
thing .. babies.
She loves babies.
Before she used to recommend
dogs,
Move in together, have a dog.
Going to college, have a
dog, have a house, have a dog..
Producer : that's enough!
King
of Fools : let me bless you on your way.
2.Mother : where is the Beast?
Ze Bella : taking shower.
Mother : he is
taking showers too often now.
The Beast ( whispering to Ze Bella )
: when are your parents leaving?
Mother : if my daughter is
cursed with this love kiss..
The Beast : I would like to get
it.
Mother: ... like her father couldn't find anyone better
to drink with, I am cursed too.
Where are the maids?
Ze Bella :
breakfast is ready!
The Beast (looking at the plastic containers)
: where are all my cups and plates?
Ze Bella : they feel on the
floor..
The Best : what,
They are my servants..
Ze Bella : I
am sorry, they were quite all the way to the garbage..
3. Producer
: how are you feeling today?
Wonderful!
King of Fools (on the
radio): Ozdom! Ozdom! Ozdom!
Producer : sometimes I wish I was a
fool.
My dreams would come true in no time.
Now all this books,
movies..
Guess what?
We stayed until 8 yesterday.
The Beast
: why don't you join them?
Producer : who?
The fools?
It's a
cult, you can't join them, you have to be one and show it.
Who
knows what they are doing over there.
Secretly I think they are
fooling every one and doing nothing.
The Beast : what's wrong with
this boat?
(Next day).
Producer : your boat sink on the middle
of the river.
King of Fools : you should've use the boat
adjuster!
The Beast : what is "the boat adjuster"?!
King
of Fools : the remote control.
4. Witch
( mixing something in the pot): ten orange, ten green,
Ten claps
and one smile.
I'd doesn't work!
(calling on the phone): it
doesn't work!
Lady on the phone : help a fool (quickly
disconnects).
King of Fools (to the lady on the phone): you don't
love me, I already know that.
Witch (to King of Fools): how do I
know you are real fool?
I am not going to help any fool wanna
be.
King of Fools : baby, if you know what we are doing, you will
be surprised.
Witch :. ...
5. King
of Fools : it's Friday tomorrow,
Aren't we lucky!
(loud
noise).
The Beast (from inside): don't touch my door,
Touch
your door!
King of Fools (with his army, breaks the door): it
wasn't me.
What's wrong with this door?
The Beast : and who is
going to pay for the damage?!
King of Fools : you didn't press
"okay" button.
I've been throwing some duzies for an
hour until we got here to rescue you.
The Beast : I am ready to
look for the fools gold.
King of Fools ( to Ze Bella ) : if you
can't sleep at night call me.
And I go see girls before going
home.
6. King
of Fools (on the phone): if I wear pants, I don't wear pink!
I
love you too baby,
See you later.
(to Troll): my Angel.
Troll
(shaking): there is fire all over the house!
King of Fools: oh..
this how we warm up at winter.
Summer is over, summer is caput,
We
have to nice and warm here.
Let's get back to work.
7. Troll:
50 bucks!
King of Fools: probably my Angel was hiding from me.
I
wonder now what else she is hiding!
Troll: let's check first how
Fools gold looks like.
King of Fools: how?
Troll: on the
Internet, how else.
King of Fools: I should've work in Chinese
restaurant, eat food with giant chopsticks.
Rotate as
usual.
Troll: I am sure we are going to find more.
Fools gold. The reasons.
Fools gold.
The Martian story.
Fools gold.
The Martian story.
The Priests.
Fools gold.
Fools gold.
Pharaoh.
The Priests.
The Priests.
The Priests.
Fools gold.
King of Fools: look at her!
Troll:
the pig?
King of Fools: Bonita,
Our
hot, sexy mama.
She can smile with
her eyes.
Can you smile with your
eyes?
Troll: no.
Before
we leave for out adventure,
I need to
talk to someone, who will listen and understand.
King
of Fools: walls have ears, the walls.
And
to get it right, she flies around and makes wishes.
You
might have different way for your wish to come true,
But
with Bonita is for sure.
Queen of
Fools: we can take some of our animals with us, in case if we have a
question.
King of Fools: I take my
cat!
Queen of Fools: meow.
King
of Fools: we have spicy donuts and coffee.
I
love spicy food.
Mama Mia: I am
already bored.
King of Fools: ladies,
come on!
We are going to forget what
we are at work for.
Fool: I suggest
start from the floor.
King of Fools:
what are you going to do on the floor?
There
is nothing to do on the floor here.
Troll:
we have to change the subject, the whole thing.
Mama
Mia: we have to find balance.
Balance
is number one.
King of Fools: oh
yeah, exactly.
When I find the fools
gold, I will be completely different person.
Mama
Mia: I was dreaming about the fools gold this morning.
King
of Fools: nice.
Mama Mia: phone
call!
King of Fools: what in the
world.
(on the phone) yes, working on
Saturday!
No money, no honey!
What,
you need more people to finish the job?
Like
we are not doing enough!
I can see
myself at lunch from 12 to 1.
Then
another lunch, sure, why not.
King of Fools (on the phone): ..I am looking at your food.. following the orange juice, watermelon and apple..
What
is next?
Oh my gosh, plum!
Who
is following me!
Troll: have you seen
Mama Mia?
King of Fools: she is
busy.
We are cleaning "Super
flash", its little bit dirty.
Troll:
did you see the prices for your Pluto sounds?
King
of Fools: for the "Super flash"?
Its
quite pricey, but where else we would hear Pluto at convenient
location?
We dealt with it
immediately!
And plus, the space
company had to call us twice.
King of Fools: wisdom, ozdom, ozdom.
One
of those days..
Its Wednesday.
I
should write a book.
Troll: have you
seen Mama Mia?
King of Fools: she is
at work looking for the plastic bag.
Troll:
we are at work.
King of Fools: I know
you are very smart, but this obsession with work..
We
don’t do this things.
On the scale
from 1 to 10, we give 50, forced to.
Troll:
she promised me to copy few pages.
King
of Fools: she surely will copy, in timely fashion,
Or
I say, in old fashion.
Remember the
times, when people only had feet and hands.
Troll:
don’t you want to finish the work and be free!
I
am sitting here under CIA for one year and nothing.
King
of Fools: then I will be genius!
We
have only one genius here,
The one
I’ve seen in the zoo this morning.
King
of Fools: ouch!
Boss of Trolls: ouch
what?
King of Fools: she beat
me!
Boss of Trolls: who?
Your
dog?
King of Fools: no, we went
through it already.
Boss of Trolls:
monkey "The Genius",
Stricken from
the zoo?
King of Fools: no, she
refused to go with us.
Apparently,
monkeys are made from something else.
My
wife.
What is she doing!?
I
guess, now we know, who doesn't know the time!
Boss:
have you been a bad boy again?
I
didn't hear wisdom, ozdom, ozdom this morning, no "I am okay,
thank you" button?
Are you at
work?
King of Fools: pretty
much.
Working all week!
We
are looking for the Fools gold.
Did I
tell you baby,
You look sexy
today.
Boss of Troll: again!
What
about your other responsibilities, the job, the work, the duty?
When
it's going to be done?
King of Fools:
we are close.
Miss
witch (on the phone): at work people say:
We will ask young
men.
And they ask me.
Monkey "The Genious":
yyyy.
Miss witch: they are all stupid?
Thank you very
much!
King of Fools: I have rhyme and I have style.
Today is
your lucky day!
The Beast: my lucky day?
King of Fools: I will
show our routine.
We call our sweet pie first.
(on the phone) how are you doing!?
Monkey " The Genius": o.
King of Fools: you are doing "o"?
Well its Friday!
First person who knows, its me.
Monkey " The Genious": yyy.
King of Fools: smart lady. I know.
(to the Beast): she learned word "yes"!
(to the monkey): I want to work in your zoo.
We will go shopping together.
Don't miss your brakes today sweetie and keep it simple.
King
of Fools: we are going to look for the fools gold!
Fool:
that's the way to make money.
Queen
of Fools: all the way up.
King of
Fools: all the way up!
Queen of
Fools: I will hold the bag.
Troll:
you said only three people.
King of
Fools: she wants to hold the bag!
I
want too.
Fool: do you want to drink?
Fool: I have drink.
One,
two, three.
Fool:
congratulations!
Fool: when!?
Fool:
can I come?
King of Fools: our car is
not flexible.
Fool: where is
dimples?
Here you are.
Fool:
I prefer go crazy then go back to work.
Fool:
I am done with work long time ago.
Fool:
wow!
Fools: yes!
Fool:
are we all good?
Fool: if I work
longer, I'll tell.
Fool: I want to go
home now.
King of Fools: we are not
at work!
Fool: you are the
best.
Fool: you are lucky baby!
King
of Fools: oh my goodness,
Finally I
am a baby!
Almost retired and
baby.
Queen of Fools: hot baby.
King
of Fools: yes, yes, yes!
Fool: look
at her smile!
One million dollars
smile.
Fool: Bonita the pig.
Fools:
ohh.. isn't she cute.
Fool: she looks
excited.
Troll: you said only three
people are coming.
And you told
everyone?!
King of Fools: what do you
mean everyone?
I told my people, so
they know.
At least they will be
happy when we find the gold.
Usually
we find work and more work.
Fool: I
bought nuts.
King of Fools (singing):
there is no constitution written for nuts, only for normal.
Queen
of Fools: let's go.
King of Fools:
six people are coming, secretaries and the babysitter, in case if we
document something.