Pharaoh.

Pharaoh: how was your weekend?
New King number one: ehh..
Pharaoh: it was ehh? (leaves?)
New King number one: who is this!?
Servant 1: we don't know. 
Servant 2: we thought you know.
New King number one: I know. 
I think I know too much.
Servant 1: we don't know if we can trust you.
You are too young. 
New King number one: you said Pharaoh was kidnapped by aliens!
Servant 1: the aliens said they are not taking anyone who is wearing orange.
New King number one: say it again?
Servant 2: it reminds them their planet.
Servant 1: they have to travel on vacations.
Servant 2: vacations are very pricey unless you work in the hotel.
New King number one: and where is Pharaoh now?
Servant 1: we don't know. 
We don't own Pharaoh. 
Servant 2: we own history when we read book.
Servant 1: the one we are reading now.