The Martian story.

Martian: there are no more ancient space ships left.
Martian King: check on the surface. 
You will find one.
Its called "Mars 2021"!
Martian: its blocking our high way.
Martian: at least, with this speed, we will not miss Earth. 
Imagine, flying to another galaxy and looking for Earth. 
Martian King: I am about to loose here.
Give me one thing that you know.
Martian: "Mars 2021" has nice restaurant.
Martian: what I would do, go and have dinner.
Last time I eat out, it was on "Mars 1985".
The food wasn't seasoned. 
Martian: we don't know how to use ancient cell phones. 
Martian King: it's all looks the same.