1. King of Fools : let me call the witch myself.
Than less victims we
have, then better ...reputation.
The Beast : what reputation?
King
of Fools: Sign here, I agree to be a fool but never a victim.
The
Beast : never!
King of Fools : how long have you been in this
condition my friend?
(making phone call).
Ze Bella : tell her I
said "hi".
King of Fools : she says,
You two shall
have a baby.
How she doesn't know...manage I guess.
The Best :
let me talk.
King of Fools : I won't advise.
She might turn you
in someone else.
Between us, I would just have a baby,
It's so
much easier then argue with the witch.
The Beast : great!
Ze
Bella : I am having no baby with a stranger.
Even my magic kiss
didn't work on him.
King of Fools : not surprised at all, looks
wild to me.
With another lady he was little bit darker.
Well in
some way the witch is right,
Go home and have a baby
It's her
thing .. babies.
She loves babies.
Before she used to recommend
dogs,
Move in together, have a dog.
Going to college, have a
dog, have a house, have a dog..
Producer : that's enough!
King
of Fools : let me bless you on your way.
2.Mother : where is the Beast?
Ze Bella : taking shower.
Mother : he is
taking showers too often now.
The Beast ( whispering to Ze Bella )
: when are your parents leaving?
Mother : if my daughter is
cursed with this love kiss..
The Beast : I would like to get
it.
Mother: ... like her father couldn't find anyone better
to drink with, I am cursed too.
Where are the maids?
Ze Bella :
breakfast is ready!
The Beast (looking at the plastic containers)
: where are all my cups and plates?
Ze Bella : they feel on the
floor..
The Best : what,
They are my servants..
Ze Bella : I
am sorry, they were quite all the way to the garbage..
3. Producer
: how are you feeling today?
Wonderful!
King of Fools (on the
radio): Ozdom! Ozdom! Ozdom!
Producer : sometimes I wish I was a
fool.
My dreams would come true in no time.
Now all this books,
movies..
Guess what?
We stayed until 8 yesterday.
The Beast
: why don't you join them?
Producer : who?
The fools?
It's a
cult, you can't join them, you have to be one and show it.
Who
knows what they are doing over there.
Secretly I think they are
fooling every one and doing nothing.
The Beast : what's wrong with
this boat?
(Next day).
Producer : your boat sink on the middle
of the river.
King of Fools : you should've use the boat
adjuster!
The Beast : what is "the boat adjuster"?!
King
of Fools : the remote control.
4. Witch
( mixing something in the pot): ten orange, ten green,
Ten claps
and one smile.
I'd doesn't work!
(calling on the phone): it
doesn't work!
Lady on the phone : help a fool (quickly
disconnects).
King of Fools (to the lady on the phone): you don't
love me, I already know that.
Witch (to King of Fools): how do I
know you are real fool?
I am not going to help any fool wanna
be.
King of Fools : baby, if you know what we are doing, you will
be surprised.
Witch :. ...
5. King
of Fools : it's Friday tomorrow,
Aren't we lucky!
(loud
noise).
The Beast (from inside): don't touch my door,
Touch
your door!
King of Fools (with his army, breaks the door): it
wasn't me.
What's wrong with this door?
The Beast : and who is
going to pay for the damage?!
King of Fools : you didn't press
"okay" button.
I've been throwing some duzies for an
hour until we got here to rescue you.
The Beast : I am ready to
look for the fools gold.
King of Fools ( to Ze Bella ) : if you
can't sleep at night call me.
And I go see girls before going
home.
6. King
of Fools (on the phone): if I wear pants, I don't wear pink!
I
love you too baby,
See you later.
(to Troll): my Angel.
Troll
(shaking): there is fire all over the house!
King of Fools: oh..
this how we warm up at winter.
Summer is over, summer is caput,
We
have to nice and warm here.
Let's get back to work.
7. Troll:
50 bucks!
King of Fools: probably my Angel was hiding from me.
I
wonder now what else she is hiding!
Troll: let's check first how
Fools gold looks like.
King of Fools: how?
Troll: on the
Internet, how else.
King of Fools: I should've work in Chinese
restaurant, eat food with giant chopsticks.
Rotate as
usual.
Troll: I am sure we are going to find more.
