Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
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Poetess : I have only one minute,
I was on Skype with my father.
Inner voice : eat faster.
Poetess : I am at work after vacation.
People are mad and miserable here,
And they tell me welcome back. .
Have to go.
I was on Skype with my father.
Inner voice : eat faster.
Poetess : I am at work after vacation.
People are mad and miserable here,
And they tell me welcome back. .
Have to go.
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Poetess : when my aunt sees me on Skype now,
She looks little bit disturbed.
The real witch : all women after 30 should be distributed looking in the mirror.
Aunt : I am always disturbed.
Baby: if you were fat,
What would you do?
Poetess: I would explode in madness.
Baby : No, you would explode in fatness.
Poetess : go play.
Everyone: what a big boy!
Poetess : I have been exercising all day.
Now you can see what clothes I was wearing.
It's sunny outside..
Grandma : one time I feel a sleep on the beach,
It was 1945..
Few hours later my mother was using features to put butter on me.
Inner voice : yo mama is so beautiful,
She was arrested for wearing a dress.
She looks little bit disturbed.
The real witch : all women after 30 should be distributed looking in the mirror.
Aunt : I am always disturbed.
Baby: if you were fat,
What would you do?
Poetess: I would explode in madness.
Baby : No, you would explode in fatness.
Poetess : go play.
Everyone: what a big boy!
Poetess : I have been exercising all day.
Now you can see what clothes I was wearing.
It's sunny outside..
Grandma : one time I feel a sleep on the beach,
It was 1945..
Few hours later my mother was using features to put butter on me.
Inner voice : yo mama is so beautiful,
She was arrested for wearing a dress.
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Poetess ( looking at the pictures ): I hope camera lies.
Cell phone camera : eat less, exercise more.
Cell phone camera : eat less, exercise more.
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Poetess : some one threw my wet towel on top of the computer
And it was not working.
Everyone blamed Jaden for that,
Jaden started to cry and it was end of the discussion.
I highlighted my hair..
I like this stuff, reminds my youth.
The real witch : remember how we were jogging with closed eyes and bumped into an old man on a bicycle.
He fell and asked us if we were blind by a chance.
Aunt : you should've marry him.
The real witch : an old strange man with a bike?
Aunt : sometimes you have to.
When I had my dream about becoming natural healer and almost got sued by a patient I left on a table in the emergency room.
I was very lucky our legal system is not very fast,
I was faster.
Poetess : I want second wish!
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Inner voice : congratulate me on winning "First Class Idiot Award"!
And I am doing great!
Poetess : I have a great news too..
And I am doing great!
Poetess : I have a great news too..
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Author (to Poetess): any news?
Poetess: about what?
The real witch (laughs): work?!
Poetess: I am extra slow today.
The black men are doing all the work for me.
I think they enjoy it..
Good thing people here don't consider me a white person, otherwise I would be in trouble.
Author: you can wear bikini.
I sleep, I dance, just have fun.
Poetess: some one left page with how to loose ten pounds in a month on my desk.
You think it's a sign I should get a gym membership?
Author: this why you have grapes and apples for lunch?
(writing) it was usual day..
Grandpa Witch: interested of bringing birth control Grandma brought a bottle of home made wine.
Grandma: I am not your grandma.
Grandpa Witch: the point is this how you lose ten pounds in a week... children.
Inner voice: if I was working with my wife
I would hitting it every chance I get.
Some women are married but don't let their husbands to touch them,
In my house she gets touched every chance I get.
This how you stay happy.
Poetess: do you like white women or black women.
Inner voice: I like sexy women.
(Everyone is making a note).
Poetess: about what?
The real witch (laughs): work?!
Poetess: I am extra slow today.
The black men are doing all the work for me.
I think they enjoy it..
Good thing people here don't consider me a white person, otherwise I would be in trouble.
Author: you can wear bikini.
I sleep, I dance, just have fun.
Poetess: some one left page with how to loose ten pounds in a month on my desk.
You think it's a sign I should get a gym membership?
Author: this why you have grapes and apples for lunch?
(writing) it was usual day..
Grandpa Witch: interested of bringing birth control Grandma brought a bottle of home made wine.
Grandma: I am not your grandma.
Grandpa Witch: the point is this how you lose ten pounds in a week... children.
Inner voice: if I was working with my wife
I would hitting it every chance I get.
Some women are married but don't let their husbands to touch them,
In my house she gets touched every chance I get.
This how you stay happy.
Poetess: do you like white women or black women.
Inner voice: I like sexy women.
(Everyone is making a note).
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Grandma : I didn't see you at lunch.
Poetess : I didn't even know if I would be working in the morning...
I woke up at 8 47 am.
Had to go my clock after work...
At 9 am I supposed to be at work,
At 8: 51 I was was calling from my neighbor's phone to tell I will be little bit late.
The fastest I ever got ready.
And it takes an hour to get to work.
Of course my phone is not working,
No one could call me to wake me up.
It will be working this week.
I fixed the toilet at work too, not going to bushes any more.
The real witch : is it safe place at least?
Poetess: the pig was in.
Surprisingly he didn't say anything to me.
How many times I wished he would go to...
Nothing, only got fat.
Grandma witch : he probably going to Church.
Poetess : last night I made tea by my great grand mother's receipy.
I was sleeping from the evening until 8:47.
Grandma witch : such a beautiful woman,
She was teaching me too.
I am sleeping myself like a baby.
Good thing I never worked.
Donald : watch me in a new movie "Titanic"
I will exit on helicopter.
Poetess : I didn't even know if I would be working in the morning...
I woke up at 8 47 am.
Had to go my clock after work...
At 9 am I supposed to be at work,
At 8: 51 I was was calling from my neighbor's phone to tell I will be little bit late.
The fastest I ever got ready.
And it takes an hour to get to work.
Of course my phone is not working,
No one could call me to wake me up.
It will be working this week.
I fixed the toilet at work too, not going to bushes any more.
The real witch : is it safe place at least?
Poetess: the pig was in.
Surprisingly he didn't say anything to me.
How many times I wished he would go to...
Nothing, only got fat.
Grandma witch : he probably going to Church.
Poetess : last night I made tea by my great grand mother's receipy.
I was sleeping from the evening until 8:47.
Grandma witch : such a beautiful woman,
She was teaching me too.
I am sleeping myself like a baby.
Good thing I never worked.
Donald : watch me in a new movie "Titanic"
I will exit on helicopter.
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