New Kings ..

Donald : Happy New Year! 
Hilary : would you stop holding the book.
(trying roughly pull the Constitution away).
Donald : it's mine (nicely pulling back). Mine.
Producer : we are on TV people. 
Donald (happily) : Thank you God!
(holding the Constitution, to the camera).
Finally we have a safe year without any surprises.
Hilary (to the another camera); every year will be remembered,
Hopefully we are not going to be send to frying pot one day.
Donald : not me.
Despite all the negative predictions from my critics,
First time in ten years we have positive numbers,
1 - 0 (looking at Hilary).