Big monkey: are they crazy?
Pig: very
very crazy.
Wait until
they get to work tomorrow.
Elephant:
who is this?
I have to
put my glasses on,
I thought
this is lion.
Monkey: this
is sour leopards.
Pig: we
will reclaim our bush!
Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
Sweet and sour leopards.
Sweet and sour leopards.
Monkey: looks busy here.
Monkey: you
want to go home?!
Monkey:
yes!
Big monkey:
okay everyone, come here.
Monkey:
cents.
Monkey:
cents.
Monkey: if
we don't say anything,
Monkeys who
actually do the job will not get anything.
Monkey:
monkeys are not six years old!
Monkey: we
need an accountant.
Big monkey:
we have to stop being “a monkey “!
This is my
brother Johnny.
Sweet and sour leopards.
Monkey: you don't have to do this.
Actually, you don't have to do that.
You don't have to do anything.
Pig: this why.
Penguin: there are two different types of monkeys.
Turtle: truly.
Leopard: what are you all talking about?
Elephant: please don’t send no more monkeys to this jungles.
Monkey: only elephants would complain.
Sweet and sour leopards.
Leopard: lots of mess.
Elephant:
don’t be lazy.
Learning,
learning.
Parrot: fight
okay, nicely.
Don’t be a
listener.
Cat: meow.
Leopard:
why are you sitting here?
Cat: I am
watching.
Leopard:
how are you doing?
Cat: I am not
doing a thing.
Monkey:
pick up error.
We supposed
to get a dog.
Pig: they
both are pets.
Right at
the door.
Leopard:
where's the dog?
Pig: wof,
wof.
Cat: wof,
wof.
Leopard: we
answerer every question except the easiest one.
King of Fools.
King of Fools: Funny story, written by King of Fools.
Main characters:
King of Fools
Mama Mia: his secretary
Troll : works for King of Fools
King of Fools: thank you grandma.
Troll: you are not saying nothing.
King of Fools: guess, where I am looking.
You send the same thing twice.
Troll: me?
You wrote the same thing twice.
King of Fools: I must've been dreaming..
Some one bought a copy.
Mama Mia: its a success!
Troll: we will drink champagne after second books.
King of Fools: we have machines to help you.
King of Fools: my twenty thousand more of my pages.
Sweet and sour leopards.
Monkey: you don't have to do this.
Actually, you don't have to do that.
You don't have to do anything.
Pig: this why.
Penguin: there are two different types of monkeys.
Turtle: truly.
Leopard: what are you all talking about?
Elephant: please don’t send no more monkeys to this jungles.
Monkey: only elephants would complain.
И лишних слов не надо,
Поет в веселье он,
И где-то до рассвета звенит аккордеон.
Шумит играет громко,
Мелодии просты.
Где детства голос добрый,
Игрушки у меня,
Где я была девченкой,
Влюбленною в тебя.
Тебя ждала украдкой и думала всегда.
И сладко, сладко, сладко
И юность в даль ушла.
Но знаю, где-то лето,
Поет в веселье он
И где-то до рассвета звенит аккордеон.
Pigs.
Wolf: I had berries yesterday.
Pig: first time
we hear this!
From a pig?
Wolf: from
a wolfess.
Pig: wolfesses
have no breaks.
Wolf: did you
read my suggestion list?
Pig: we throw
it in the garbage.
Fat pig: we
are very sensitive with our garbage.
Pig: yes, we
will follow the scripts.
And will need
more candy.
Wolf: I want
nothing.
Pig: wait until
big pig gets here.
Fat pig: he
is so cool.
Wolf: not eating
candies.
Pig: I never
say no.
Wolf: you use
to.
Pig: why don't
you take one right now.
Wolf: why do
I want more sugar.
Fat pig: we
will leave you five candies until five o'clock.
Wolf: someone
is trying to sell business.
Fat pig: it
will be 11,55.
Pigs.
Wolf: he just drops everything and goes away.
Pig: why are
you so loud.
Fat pig: he
likes noisy cars too.
Wolf: aliens,
they have those antennas so they listen.
Pig: we can
try to speak in codes.
Fat pig: Happy
Birthday wolf,
Happy
Birthday!
We are going
to strip club.
Missis Piggy
drives bicycle in shorts.
Wolf: my favorite.
Pig: and we
will use more ice.
Wolf: all day.
Pig: we will
consider this.
Pigs.
Big pig: okay pigs, hurry up and party.
Pig: can someone
fix the clock?
Fat pig: its
8 o'clock.
Pig: the time
is not right at all.
It turns me
off.
Pig: it’s
not very healthy.
Fat pig: I think
I am at home.
Pig: we have
to relax for few minutes.
Big pig: why are you keep saying this?
We are hard workers.
Wolf: you poster says, three pigs, but there are only two.
Big pig: they work for few days and they are out.
Wolf: I was expecting super pigs.
Big pig: this where you have to build relationships, the original. Wolf: its something hard to do.
Big pig: we understand this.
This why we made few posters, same kind.
Pigs.
Big pig: what is the shift tomorrow?
Pig: are you working?
Big pig: no.
Fat pig: we need system.
Big pig: you are stressed out.
Pig: go home earlier is the system.
Get to the world is the system.
Short cut is that way, to the lunch room first.
Eating salad is the system.
Grandms and Granps.
Nobleman: Bonjour, tojour, de la vour.
Is it time to start?
Grandms: almost.
Knight: what are the benefits here?
Nobleman: who, when, what?
It’s coming.
People are asking questions.
You always can listen to the bird.
Birds are 10 years above in evolution.
He is sleeping for now.
Knight: when?
Nobleman: technically, every day, very convenient.
We realized, birds and people are not the same.
People want to know.
Parrot: public benefits where work is.
In the location.
Are you working working.
Yes.
In case so good.
What can we do right.
Massage.
It’s for tomorrow, I love it.
Granps: right is always right.
Knight: it’s a massage?
Nobleman: the phone will tell you where to bring stuff.
This how phone works.
Granps: the timer is already built in.
Grandms and Granps.
Grandms: do you need the light?
For what!?
Knight: I am reading.
Nobleman: today we will send packages to married couples.
It’s the opposite of how we send to singles.
No writing personal messages, they don't want to know our problems.
Box of chocolate and yes, it’s a choice.
Don’t mess it up, we will fix it later.
Knight: you have 500 cards.
Nobleman: when you are looking at this in different way.
Ask Granps.
Like a nerd.
You will see big sign on my shirt “married “, see picture of
a little chin over there.
You have to find in your own age group.
Younger.
Grandms and Granps.
Knight: who is barking here?
Granps: braking is my stress relief.
Every one saying I am barking like a real dog.
“Oh, you have a dog?”
It’s me!
Grandms: he is weird all over.
Knight: don't bark until 5 o'clock.
Grandms: managing position?
You tell him one thing, and he has something else to tell
you.
Granps: Grandms.
Knight: it explains a lot.
No owls at work, no dogs, no cats.
Anything from the government?
Grandms: in the today's newspaper.
Listen in one ear, and don't listen in another, the news
will stay in the middle.
Granps: stupendous.
Grandms and Granps.
Granps: who is printing this!
Grandms: the
government.
They are using
our printer!
Knight: I got
your puzzle.
I am not putting
your printer in my bedroom.
Granps: we can
program love songs to it.
Grandms: printers
give skills.
Granps: sometimes
the government uses different color ink when people are tired.
Granps: you
can be our seasonal salesman.
People are asking
already.
Knight: drinks?
Granps: ice
cream.
Grandms: it’s
the heat.
Knight: I love
heat.
Grandms: spectator.
Grandms and Granps.
Knight: singing again?
Granps: you
have to be nice.
You can have
extra day off.
Grandms: our
crocodile has more rights.
Geanps: no one
fighting any more.
(singing) I
want to have hot stuff baby this evening.
Grandms: remember
the time when we used to play with dinosaurs?
Knight: back
to the business.
Granps: we didn't
succeed.
Grandms: the
problem there, how hard we want to work when
we have money.
Granps: listen
what we just said.
Grandms: Knight
wants to be good.
Granps: I like
too.
Knight, use
my name at the bottom of your signs.
Grandms and Granps.
Knight: do you help people?
Granps: are
we still helping people or we are not helping people?
Grandms: helping
people.
Where is your
horse?
Knight: you
know why no horse.
We have cars.
Granps: what
is that?
Grandms: thanks
for letting us know there are cars now.
Granps: we will
be working together.
At some point
we will screw up.
Kjight: you
are reading my mind.
Grandms: take
from rich and give to the poor.
Granps: funny,
there was another knight like you.
Grandms and Granps.
Grandms:
you should be locking the door.
Granps:
lunch time, but whatever.
I will keep
this stupid door open.
Knight: “granms
and gramps"?
Grandms:
you better learn how to say it right.
Granps: he
is smarter than me
I am always
on the red carpet, because I say the
truth.
Grandms: you
are cute.
Can we take
a picture.
Did you
bring anything?
Knight:
screws, so people can continue working.
Grandms:
very nice of you.
Who screwed
you up for us?
Granps:
don’t worry, this is our every day.
Grandms:
Mondays off.
Too much
rush on the weekend.
Knight:
someone put one label on all the boxes.
Grandms and Granps.
Granps: what a morning.
Grandms: how
are you?
Granps: amazing.
Grandms: imagine
if that’s all people thought.
Granps: it would
be funny.
Grandms: drink
time.
Granps: thanks
for reminding me.
Wine?
Grandms: water.
Don Pedro.
Don Pedro: who are you trying to tell "I love you"?
You have no girlfriend.
Senior: I have many.
And one wife.
У любви моей голубые глаза.
И как в песне поется,
В вас горит бирюза,
И восход голубой.
Яркий солнечный день.
Голубые глаза всех на свете добрей.
Показали вы мне мою жизнь без прикрас.
Все ошибки, тревоги,
И забот полотно.
Словно юность вернулась и не все ей равно.
Ей нужна моя правда,
Не нужна моя ложь.
Голубые глаза.
На кого он похож?
Он похож на закаты,
Он похож на апрель.
Он похож на свиданья,
Яркий солнечный день.
Сто дорог, сто путей говорят есть у нас,
Но не видела я тех прекраснее глаз.
Вы мне напишите письмо,
Я не отвечу.
Сегодня мысли заняты другим.
Случайная встреча, случайная встреча,
Она перевернула все мысли о тебе.
Меня нашел он в час любви и в час разлуки,
В тот час когда мечта летела как птица в облаках.
Но нежные руки, но нежные руки,
Сказали мне,
Не так, не так, не так.
Глаза его сказали о надежде.
Улыбка говорит мне о любви.
И взгляд весенний,
И взгляд весенний,
Возник как остров посреди зимы.
Когда на свой звонок я не ждала ответа,
Когда с другими видела тебя.
Где юность как лето,
Где юность как лето,
Промчалась в новые теплые края.
Звонить не надо,
Говорить не нужно.
Слова все эти сказаны давно.
Случайная встреча,
Случайная встреча,
Сказала за меня,
Мне все равно.
Сказала все и без тревог и объяснений
Весенним вальсом солнечной любви.
Случайная встреча.
В этом зале карнавальном,
Пусть простом, но не обманном.
Я под маской встретила тебя.
Маска солнца,
Маска тучи.
Маска ветра, зов могучий.
Маска сказок и рассказов
В детстве слушала не раз я.
Маска правды, маска лести.
Маска милой детской песни.
Маска ста дорог, свиданий,
Маска всех моих мечтаний,
Песен наших и напевов,
Моей юности секретов.
Маска счастья.
Маска нежности в разлуке.
Я целую ваши руки.
Маска верности и силы
В этом зале всех красивей.
Ночь подруга милая,
Музыка старинная.
Ты гуляй показывай,
О любви рассказывай.
Покажи звезду свою.
Расскажи секреты.
Пусть приснится мне красивый сон до рассвета.
Расскажи про города,
Про далеки дали,
И про то что раньше мы не видали.
Может сон, может явь,
Я не знаю.
Твоя песня для меня не чужая.
Нет дорог у меня больше длинных,
Нет обид и тревог тех старинных.
Заиграют для меня гармонисты.
Яркий свет ты принес и лучистый.
Ты принес для меня тепло лета
И зимы мороз для ответов.
Краску осени и пору золотую.
Ты весну мне принес молодую.
Пролетит звезда не гадая
Знаем мы где любовь молодая.
Первая любовь ты птица давняя,
Почему же музыка звучит.
Ты опять пришла без опоздания,
Без ненужных слов и на других обид.
Ты пришла снега с себя отряхивав,
В том лесу играли мы давно.
Как когда-то поманила сладким пряником,
Полем, где ромашек хоровод.
Мне напомнила слова людей хороших ты.
Улицу весеннюю.
Улыбнусь прохожим.
Первая любовь а мне двенадцать лет.
Любовь что светла
Никогда не замерзнет.
Словами простыми услышится вновь.
Скажите серьезно, скажите серьезно
Еще много раз вы мне про любовь.
Скажите закатом,
Скажите рассветом.
Скажите грозою вы ранней весной.
Стихами любимых поэтов,
Цветущими яблонями в нашем саду.
Все добрые сказки пусть будут ответом,
Пусть будут ответом все добрые мысли мои.
Пусть будут ответом поля золотые,
И свежего хлеба с утра теплота.
Цветы полевые, чащи лесные, веселые птицы
И чистого неба просторы сполна.
Сквозь годы, границы, чужие традиции,
Знакомые люди встретились вновь.
Don Pedro.
Seniora: he is a hacker!
Senior: you
have to screw up first to fix it!
Don Pedro: I
shouldn't be a bad boy and laugh at misery.
Yeah, woulda,
shoulda, coulda.
Don Pedro.
Don Pedro: who thinks today should be Friday?
Don Carlos: very very.
Seniora: look at him!
Thank you!
Senior: she is like my ex mother in law.
Keeps talking and talking.
This why I can't forget about her.
Don Pedro: in addition to all your problems, you can’t forget
about your ex mother in law.
Don Carlos: smart.
Don Pedro.
Seniora: who put it here!
Senior: I didn't
put it here!
Don Carlos:
why did you skip singles?
Senior: I wanted
to have a break.
Don Pedro: where
do I get singles!
Senior: her
name is Ola Colada.
Don Carlos:
someone was happy.
For both of
them.
Senior: 30 minutes
wait time for breakfast.
Should mostly
talking be 5 minutes?
Don Pedro: if
your house is clean, you are not wrong.
Senior: all
day from the morning.
Don Pedro: oh
yeah.
The election.
3 minister: oh, neighbor!
How are you,
coffee?
Vivo: whiskey.
3 minister:
whiskey is good!
Tell people,
we are asking the same question.
“When are we
going to be rich?”
The election.
1 minister: back to work!
Stop taking.
Vivo: I am going
back to my wife!
2 minister:
I thought we give him 5 minutes to get ready.
1 minister:
this is old case scenario.
2 minister:
tell people we work shift too.
Shift “We want
to go home”.
The election.
1 minister: did you see what he did!
Right in front of his boss.
The next one is you!
Vivo: boss?
1 minister: he is still asking.
We have to fix this.
2 minister: tell people genitor is the super man.
Its easier to pull.
1 minister: or push.
2 minister: we will find out.
The idea, he is going down, we pull.
The election.
Vivo: if cars can drive back in time, why they don't put those things in cars now?
1 minister: because it was in a movie.
Did you get the black belt?
Vivo: got on from Amazon.
2 minister: they wear leather belts now?
1 minister: we push him together.
Vivo: I made out marshmallows!
2 minister: tell people there’s no size better than exercise.
The election.
Vivo: K, h? What else?
1 minister:
Id.
Vivo: what,
a name?
1 minister:
whose?
2 minister:
we don't have anyone to back up!
1 minister:
and why are you smiling when you are lying?
2 minister:
tell people why they want yo know what we are doing when we are packing the same
box together with lots of things.
The election.
1 minister: Vivo, Vivo, where is Vivo?
Vivo: different
things all together.
Because its
different.
2 minister:
it doesn't make sense.
1 minister:
because it’s good.
Vivo: it’s
fine outside and it’s fine inside.
1 minister:
bright ideas.
2 minister:
did he make one year in the office?
1 minister:
he is crazy.
People will
love it.
2 minister:
tell people, we can’t find anyone else.
They made
us leaving what they say about us.
The election.
1 minister: yeah, he is a good boy.
2 minister:
he has eyes on his feet.
1 minister:
perfect.
Maid: someone
told him, he looks cute or something.
1 minister:
he reads everything what’s n the menu?
2 minister:
give menu and tell what you supposed to do.
Maid: press
green button and select “B".
1 minister:
team work.
2 minister:
tell people we work for them in case if they
argue every second.
У знакомой осени карие глаза.
А про то что спросите,
Говорить нельзя.
Говорить, загадывать,
Думать о других.
Золотые осени,
Золотые дни.
Платье ярко желтое,
Бусы из рябины.
Золотые осени, яркие огни.
Леса там туманные,
Поля золотые,
Где встречи желанные когда-то родные.
Прошла та пора,
Прозвенела в ответ.
Пошли мне с капелью далекий привет.
Школу где до дома пять минут.
Комнату простую,
Добрый наш уют.
Все слова хорошие вспомню тоже я,
Платье деревенское, юность та моя.
И весна мне вспомнится,
Время как вчера придет,
Первая красивая чистая любовь.
Говорят что не случайна
Может быть когда-то встреча.
И вдруг снова, и вдруг снова теплый вечер, теплый вечер.
Снова парк наш и качели,
И любовь что без ответа.
Но сегодня, и случайно,
Ты принес ко мне зимою
Бабье лето, бабье лето.
Zone one.
1.
King: tell
them not show up until another Monday.
Its
holiday.
Professor: they
are aliens.
I don't
think they care.
King: not
our job.
Tell them
its holiday week.
Professor:
we are sure, the aliens will see the line.
We have new
report, they are all stupid over there.
King: they
have no idea about any better.
And we will
say something about it.
2.
Alien King:
how do you get here?
Alien
professor: we have to show every one.
Alien King:
met me at the sign.
Alien
professor: people are sensitive.
Alien King:
why are they so sensitive!?
Alien: when
we shacked the sign, the dust was coming out.
15
kilometers an hour.
Alien King:
we change our sings every day.
What’s
going on!
3.
King:
aliens have to wonder!
Professor: they
think they are green stars and we turn them into green slaves.
King: what
kind of mind are those!
Professor:
working mind.
Every
Monday, everyone in my house,
Except the
dog who only spends.
“Oh man, is
Monday, go to work".
4.
King: what are you looking for?
Alien: better future.
Professor: let tell you, you are at the wrong spot.
King: you should've come earlier.
Professor: we are like robots here.
King: what is the correct way to say we are like robots?
Professor: say what you want.
King: don't tell me to say what I want.
I am asking, what is the correct way?
Professor: say, we are working like robots.
King: whiskey!
Professor: alien,
Are you from Mars?
King: whiskey!
Alien: is it normal?
Professor: 100 percent.
5.
King: they text me every day.
Professor:
who?
King: the aliens.
Aren’t you
little bit tired from watching the same movie for 10 weeks?
Professor:
Saturday is movie day.
Alien: are
you looking for business?
Professor:
we are here to give you some business.
Make sure
this bin goes into this bin and two bins go in the box.
Alien: you
are the best professor in the world.
King:
professor, this is a miracle.
Professor: not
exactly.
We knew we
would get help from somewhere.
Alien:
protein is not milk.
They
thought as all wrong.
Vegetables,
yes.
King:
alien, come here.
Tell your
wife you have job and can't leave home earlier.
Keep all
dates for Saturday.
Alien:
professor called me “papa".
King: call him
papa too.
He will be
surprised.
Professor:
King, tell the alien to speak English.
When he is
sending signals,
We don't
know what he is talking about.
Personal or
not personal?
Tell him
not to stop sending signals.
Aliens.
Alien King: you are clicking and scrolling.
What's the
point?
Alien
professor (reading newspaper): alien exposes human in basketball.
Alien:
yeah, this is him!
Alien
professor: this is not even basketball shoe.
Alien
professor: is is supposed to be comedy?
Alien
professor: is he a new one?
I haven't
seen him before.
Alien
professor: I think we kicked him out of the space ship.
Parrots.
Parrot: apparently meetings are more important.
Parrot: I am not stressing myself here.
Parrot: stop showing your tongue, it makes us want to sleep.
Parrot: it explains a lot!
Thank you very much.
Parrot: let’s order something.
Parrot: “Infinity birds".
Old parrot: you can’t buy a lamp here.
You have to order it from Africa.
Parrot: only super rich birds can buy lamps here.
Parrot: without lamps everyone feels sleepy.
Parrot: who?!
Parrot: only drinks can fix everything.
Job post.
1.
Warlock:
every time I see it, I was wrong.
Magician:
eat only bread in the morning.
Warlock: I
eat salad in the morning.
Magician:
no tea or nothing?!
That’s
knowledge.
2.
Warlock:
where is the witch?
Supervisor:
quit with scandal.
Warlock:
looks like our government have to think something.
No freedom
of expression.
Job post.
1.
Wizard: witches and wizards.
I have never seen this in my life.
Magician: we have the same interests.
2.
Magician: I worry about everything.
Anywhere in the world, something is going on, I worry about
it.
Old magician: artistic mind.
Magician: I worry about the government!
Old magician: well.
Magician: long hours at work...
Old magician: when I am at work, I don'think about work at
all!
I think about other stuff.
Which: we must write it in our note books!
3.
Which: we have to play lottery.
Job post.
1.
Wizard:
yeah, you want to go home.
Warlock:
some companies are very stupid.
They love
bananas.
Wizard: it
was yesterday.
Warlock:
long time ago, it wasn't that good.
Wizard: when
they fire us, you go to court.
2.
Warlock:
good night!
Happy New Year!
Witch: drive
right to LCBO.
3.
Supervisor:
where is warlock?!
Wizard:
here, here!
Marco Polo.
Warlock:
they see everything, everything, like Squedrell.
Wizard: screw
them.
4.
Warlock:
her face says it all!
Witch: keep
reading my face.
5.
Wizard:
good morning man!
Warlock:
you are going to be crazy.
Witch: we
need a lot of money.
And start
over.
Warlock:
all over again.
All started
from,
We called
the wrong number!
Witch: it
was too much money!
Warlock:
now we are here, for the money.
Supervisor:
too much fighting.
Warlock:
this is our culture.
Witch: and
subculture.
Fools gold.
Troll: I want some chocolate.
King of Fools: we have one.
Troll: expired at 2020!
King of Fools: expired at 2020.
Eat and you will get high.
Fool: mister Troll, go home, paint a lot of money, go to the bank and tell them you are rich.
King of Fools: stay on the rich side.
Fools gold.
Fool: Happy Monday!
Troll: Monday?
Fool: absolutely.
Monday is the beginning.
Mama Mia: mister Troll, without Mondays you will not love Fridays.
King of Fools: mister Troll, you want only Fridays, go for it.
Fool: you will miss "cold turkey”.
Fools gold.
King of Fools: is that the phone!
Mister Troll!
Answer the phone!
Say hello.
Troll: what is the name of the dish?
Mama Mia: wild coconut.
You never get the wrong one.
King of Fools: we wrote "natural courses” for our files.
Basically, it says "we are getting old”.
Troll: zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, one.
Finally, one.
Mama Mia: you are a young man, mister Troll.
King of Fools: mister Troll, you can call me daddy.
Troll: you are only few years older than me.
Fools gold.
King of Fools (whispering on the phone):
The government will love it.
Troll: they didn't even do anything.
King of Fools: just a reminder.
They are our witches.
Fool: what did you wish?
Troll: little bit more working.
Fool: it's Friday,
We have to get ready for the weekend.
King of Fools: mister Troll, why don't you get some help.
One day I wish I will burn this place.
All the toys.
Books (reading) "How to get rich in short period of time
– Cinderella.”
Who writes those books.
All you need is prince and glass shoe.
Monkeys.
Employees: from a marathon?
Manager: from a marathon, not from America.
Boss: monkeys from a marathon!?
Not from America!
Monkeys.
Boss: how much work did you do?!
Manager: this what our new employees do every day.
No cardio, no sit.
Only work.
Boss: I haven’t seen that much productivity, not even at home.
I want to go home and relax.
Manager (quietly): some of our employees look like monkeys.
You can’t see the difference.
Boss: we have to do the test.
Fools gold.
Troll: where is the balance?
Fool: we put zero.
“Zero” doesn’t require a lot of thoughts.
Very simple.
Troll: mister Fool, do you watch TV?
Fool: no.
Troll: you don’t watch TV?!
Not even the weather?
Fool: I wear sweater.
King of Fools: excellent news!
We found the pot!
But without gold.
Fool: we have to find out how true it is!
Troll: a lot of work going on in here.
King of Fools: mister Troll,
The bar is closed.
Or you have no idea what bar is!
Fool: eating at the bar is cheaper than at home.
King of Fools: for sure.
Fool: one thing I know, we don’t complete what we supposed
either way.
Monkeys.
Big monkey: when you read these files, make sure to skip at the end.
We are not people
yet.
Monkey teacher:
we are reading so slow.
Big monkey:
okay, perfect.
Make sure no
one sleeps at that corner.
Monkeys.
Monkey: you again?
Monkey: me again.
Monkey: I thought
you work here.
Monkey: with
people, there’s never nothing.
There’s always
something!
Monkey: see,
what they reply for our fixing request.
“It’s f… headache
today”.
Monkey: kids,
I tell you what happened.
People told
us a joke!
Monkeys.
Monkey: people are messing things up every day.
Monday, Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
Monkey: long
week.
Monkey: I don’t
care man.
Monkey: we have
to care!
I’ve just found
out today.
Monkeys.
Monkey: now you will see the real chimp man.
A lot of it.
Monkey: should we tape the boxes with bananas?
Monkey: it's fine.
They know where to return it.
Monkey: easy, easy.
Monkey supervisor: not easy, hard.
We have tons of bananas to shop.
People say, monkeys are slow
And they look at me!
Monkeys.
Monkey: we have to look up our rights.
Monkey: for every single word "Big monkey" says.
Monkey: we have to build anti "Big monkey" team.
Monkey: I only listen my name.
Monkey: why I want your name?
Monkey: why are you listening names?
Monkey: we are only responsible for our names.
Monkey: okay mam.
Monkey: no one is slow.
Monkey: monkeys work how they want to work.
Monkey: this what I am trying to say.
Okay. Every day.
Monkey: we have to make it reasonable.
I would like to say that.
Big monkey: therapy is working.
Monkeys.
Monkey: they looked and looked and could not see.
Monkey: less and less of that noise.
From the zoo.
Monkey: we blended with the door.
Monkey: where did you buy this fur?!
(laughing).
Big monkey: excellent ideas.
We are the first people!
Cheers!
Monkeys: cheers!
Monkeys.
Big monkey: working?
Monkey worker: it depends which way we go.
Monkey parent: every day is his Birthday now.
Monkey philosopher: good thing he has variety of days, not only
Fridays.
Big monkey: how long he has been like this?
Monkey parent: regularly.
Monkey philosopher: this what happens when you leave school earlier.
Big monkey: totally agree.
Sign him for daily massage.
Monkey worker, you can complain, but it’s going to be cold now!
Monkey philosopher: balance, balance.
Monkeys.
Monkey teacher: let’s solve this puzzle.
“Are you working on the weekend?”
Monkey student: ha, ha, ha.
Monkey teacher: yes!
Students, this is the correct answer.
“A plus” and banana.
Anyone who wrote “keep working”, fix by tomorrow.
Now, open your colourful books and write “ If you wake up in
the morning and think about going to work, you are not a monkey”.
Monkeys.
Big monkey: when was he traumatized?
Monkey father:
oh boy.
As usual.
Monkey mother:
at the social event, peoples birthday party.
Big monkey:
and you didn’t go home!
It would be
the first thing I do.
Monkey mother:
we had some reason.
Big monkey:
what’s the reason?
Monkey father:
circus package deal.
Big monkey:
excuses, excuses, excuses.
Not today!
We don’t know
what people do, where they go, what’s going on.
I worked with
people for three days and look at my head.
Monkey mother:
grey.
Little monkey:
Big monkey, I have a question.
Big monkey:
bye.
Little monkey:
you are not going to answer?
Big monkey:
questions are good.
You are going
to work!
He is all stretching.
Olympic hat
going.
He is ready
to work!
Show the wheel
and what to do with it.
No bananas at
all.
Hey, hey, hey,
this is USA.
All we have
to be is smooooth.
Fools gold.
Story teller: who is fat here?!
You?!
Troll (laughing):
and I am working here?
Mama Mia: story
time!
King of Fools: ancient people were geniuses.
Their IQ was 500.
Troll: yeah, 500 BC.
Story teller: Where is the book?!
Troll: working overtime?
King of Fools: no!
I am like a witch, out of here at 5 o’clock.
Troll: the folders?
King of Fools: work is for singles.
We had enough.
Story teller: he is laughing.
Troll: you are laughing too.
King of Fools: mister Troll, can you sleep alone?
Troll: yes.
King of Fools: I can’t.
Why did she say “yes”?!
Story teller (reading): and the fool hid his pot of gold.
Mama Mia: wow.
Troll: how much?
Story teller: the story will tell you.
Troll: sometimes you have to read fast.
Story teller: what is wrong with him?
King of Fool: he is not a complete fool.
Story teller: not yet!
King of Fools: exactly.
Story teller (reading): and the fool hid his gold with many,
many many money.
Approximately 500 bucks.
King of Fools: when we find the hold,
We will quit our jobs!
Troll: will it be enough for everyone?
The treasures.
King: you are looking at me too much!
Look at your foot!
I am not tv!
Queen: all your propaganda.
Maid: you can get better insurance for the tv.
The treasures.
Astronomer: all millions will be yours.
Did you bring
the shark meat?
King: it will
be me.
Astronomer:
one more came earlier.
King: what did
he say?
Astronomer:
people are weird.
King: I think
you are talking about me.
My wife says
“lie down”, I lie down.
She says “jump”,
I jump.
Astronomer:
you should’ve seen that.
King: I haven’t
’t seen that.
Astronomer:
thinking about those millions?
King: everyone
is thinking about those millions.
Astronomer:
and did you buy the lottery ticket?
King: yes.
Astronomer:
it’s not going to work.
King: say what?!
Astronomer:
You should bring candies for my fish.
In ancient days
women were amazing.
They didn’t
need hot water or light.
Now it’s a problem.
King: now they
are not sleeping,
They are doing
something!
Astronomer:
you need more people work for free.
The treasures.
Maid: he is showing something.
Queen: how to book flight from here.
Servant: not easy.
Maid: he is showing something else!
Queen: “buy me lottery ticket”.
Servant: again!
Queen: you see what I mean.
Maid: he is retiring soon.
Servant: give you him more carrots.
Queen: I’ve seen it somewhere.
Servant: yes, in the zoo.
Maid: please, don’t make him more burgers.
His new pants are right already.
Servant: or he has to move quickly.
Queen: how much he pays you?
Servant: oh, no, we work for free.
Maid: we sabotage.
By the fact he spills his soup, we love it.
Servant: he might be dropping the soup soon, we our new proportions.
Queen: he didn’t say he likes soup.
Servant: he doesn’t say that, but he thinks that.
Queen: the table looks crooked.
Maid: it’s crooked for a reason.
The treasures.
Servant: Holy cow!
What do you mean “yeah”?!
Maid: what are you wearing!
We have to dress by the season.
You are all of them.
King: ouch!
It was my foot!
Maid: I didn’t see to.
Servant: why you walk back wards!
You have to walk forward.
And don’t shake when you eat.
Maid: food can go on the plate.
King: 20 dollars for gloves!
Servant: people spend millions of dollars for costumes.
It should be motivational.
Maid: the costume has ears, but not a lot.
The treasures.
Servant: his name says it all.
Queen: why he needs a wife?
Maid: he needs a wife.
Servant: we can't really beat him.
Queen: where is the man?
Maid: you have nothing to worry about.
Servant: he has no valuables.
Someone answered some of our prayers.
Queen: I should have known that.
Servant: he has notebook in his bag.
Queen: I checked, he has nothing in there.
Servant: he is going for it.
Queen: what was I expecting?
He could've been a security guard.
Servant: he stopped someone.
Maid: and now he has to wash the dishes.
The treasures.
Kings: voom, voom, voom, eee ooo eee ooo, voom.
Servant: you
are one fast moving car.
King: every
one wants to win the lottery now.
The whole country
wants to win the lottery.
The treasures.
Servant: when I win the lottery,
Call ambulance
and take me to the hospital right away.
I don’t have
to go to work ever again!
Maid: I wonder
if some people win the lottery and still work.
Servant: you
would not know.
King
(reading): family tree.
What
happened to the middle.
Servant: 99,5
more frustrated than you, but they rubbing it in.
Love green.
Green is
good.
Maid: eat
more ice with wine.
King
(reading): bag, shoes, watch, 500.
You need
only one!
Servant:
the fridge was half way open.
King:
explain to everyone:
This how
you have a house.
You keep
fridge closed.
We pay top
dollars!
Queen: it’s
sounds stupid.
Maid: let
me fix the wheels.
He can call
you “ladies” only after mutual agreement.
Queen: the
house looks like space ship.
Maid: at
first.
It’s
actually nice.
Queen: I am
not a baby.
Imagine you
go to someone’s house and you see sink like this.
Maid: I
don’t even know what it is.
Queen: it’s
a hamlet.
Servant: we
need some lights.
Queen:
look, how he fixed the roof.
He put a
little piece
Servant:
it’s part of very expensive car.
He is
stealing.
Queen: oh,
no.
King: is it
good enough?
Servant: at
least you know better now.
The treasures.
Servant: patience is the key.
Maid: you have to feel emotional stress, otherwise you will not see anything.
Queen: who invaded us?
They or us?
Maid: only one.
King: does she knows how to cook?!
Servant: she knows regular things.
Maid: he has to be hungry first.
Put him napkin under the plate.
When he finish, he fill luxury.
Servant: exiting from day one.
Maid: kids talk.
The treasures.
King: I have no idea!
Maid: he is
a gem.
Servant: they
all do that at the end of each month.
It’s called
“the experience”.
You have to
make the work force.
Maid: when she
is at work its even better.
Servant: excellent.
Maid: they can
work at the most remote locations.
Servant: in
the morning he starts from wanna be millionaire speech.
“How can other
people be so wealthy?
I can't do it".
Maid : impressive.
Servant: see,
he understands the consistency of a dollar sign.
Maid: oh, I
remember those.
Servant: has
been learning for few years.
Maid: how old
is he?
Servant: 55
years old, dangerous age.
He is a shark!
Maid: she is
49, mad woman.
Servant: it
happens in life.
Maid: we still don't know who said this word.
Servant: its illegal here.
Maid: I mean, for a single woman.
Servant: time
to make ladies happy!
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