Fools gold. The reasons.

Mama Mia: mister Troll, plenty of overtime!
Mister Fool: yeah.
Troll: we don't do anything!
Miss witch: excuse moi!
Mister Fool: bonjour!
Miss witch: mercy!
King of Fools: we are open.
Do you see the pattern?
Ask mister Fool, he will explain. 
Miss witch: its okay. 
King of Fools: I fell like working!
Where is my computer?
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
Trolls: you destroyed our area!
King of Fools: by the way, it wasn't efficient. 
Trolls: where are the washrooms?
You supposed to send us the email. 
King of Fools: we will check after lunch.
Trolls: what are you saying makes a lit of sense.
King of Fools: we will get large on 30th.
The time will be flying!
Trolls: hurry up man.
King of Fools: the batteries can't charge themselves. 
Trolls: what did you buy?
King of Fools: we will check with the tailor and fax you the picture.
Other trolls will be jealous. 
Trolls: we were thinking of that.
King of Fools: it will be luxe. 
Specially for you.
You are going to love it!
Chao.
Mister Fool: what are they talking about about?
King of Fools: they are not even at work!


Fools gold. The reasons.

Trolls: what is this?
King of Fools: our new super flash system.
Trolls: is it for birds?
King of Fools: no, for humans.
Mister Fool: mister Troll, here, our new tshirts, "No honey, no money".
You can wear 5 or 6 a week.
Troll: I have mask.
Miss witch: we can help you to wear it.
And watch free movies together. 
Troll: envelope?
Miss witch: our new survey. 
What are you going to do if your wife is crazy?
Troll: it should be?
Miss witch: may be.
How do you know?
King of Fools: he is one of those people. 
They work here.
Miss witch: make sure you send the envelopes to the right address. 
We will enjoy reading it.
The reward is one thousand dollars.
King of Fools, this is your survey, you have second question,  what will you do with the money.
King of Fools: put it on there, 
I will watch you walk.
Troll: what is the time line?
Miss witch: one week.
Good luck. 
King of Fools: mister Troll, if you want to use my name, you can use.
You are too young to answer this question. 
Troll: what's your name?
King of Fools: its very popular.


Fools gold. The reasons.

King of Fools (on the phone): I like your jeans. 
Queen of Fools (on the phone): they are from the states. 
King of Fools: I don't care where they are from, I like those jeans.
If you can imagine what I am imagining. 
Queen of Fools: excuse me!
King of Fools: how do you know what I am imagining?!
May be I am imagining good day at work.
Queen of Fools: don't work too much.
Mister Fool: new secretary!
Where is Mama Mia?
Ttoll: on vacation. 
Mister Fool: nice.
Mister Fool: chicken place is hiring.
King of Fools: let's go. 
Troll: I give you 5 dollars to stay.
King of Fools: sure.
Check or cash?
Troll: cash.
King of Fools: that's all I see.
(singing) this is my life, this is my woman.
Troll: what are you drinking?
King of Fools: I always get beautiful secretaries. 
And its before I have whiskey. 
Mister Fool: we should still apply, may be they give free chicken. 
Ttoll: okay, now.
King of Fools: okay, meow!
Troll: okay, now, work.
100 things to do. 
King of Fools: mister Troll, you are a bad lover.
And it's not just my opinion.
(Whispering) she always complains. 
I can't work without my secretary.
Mister Fool,  is it possible, we can charge Mister Troll with being a bad lover.
Troll: the government is raising the prices!
King of Fools: finally. 
Mister Fool: they couldn't done it right away. 
King of Fools: time to eat healthy. 
(singing) we will cool with little bit more charm.
Sometimes we have to turn the stove on Mister Troll. 
Troll: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!
You are wrong!?
What do you mean!
How is it being wrong?
It's not wrong, its optimistic!
We didn't say, we are working. 
We said, we are trying to work.
We have so many questions. 
About what?!
About work. 






Pharaoh.

Pharaoh: I am busy with my own questions!
New King number one: good idea.
Servant 1: it should be easy.
Servant 2: you will not notice.
New King number one: you are saying it's all the same?
Servant 1: you got it.
Servant 2: no way.
Pharaoh: can't find my friend.
New King number one: where is the mummy?
Servant 1: give us one second. 
Servant 2: may be Pharaoh will like something else?
Servant 1: I think we lost the tail.
New King number one: orange tail!
Pharaoh: what happened now?

The Martian story.

Martian: they get rid of TV!
Martian: hopefully Zeus will come back and scrue this place again.
Martian King: we are going nuts!
The good part, it's not scares any more.
What do they like at this location?
Martian: they like cookies. 
One of them..
If I remember the number. 
Martian: nothing new of course. 
Martian: at the dark..
It really was a problem.
Martian: you couldn't see the number?
Martian: I was holding her bags.
It was Christmas time.
Martian: see how it goes.
Martian: nah..
Martian: I have been doing this for years. 
Years.
Martian: I went to shopping at 4 too.
Martian: we should be cousins. 
Martian King: not in 1000 years!
Martian: we were last week. 
She can call you too.
Martian King: none of that.
Martian: you are very lucky Martian.
Very lucky Martian. 
Martian: stop doing what I am doing.
I know you can get away with this too, but!
Martian: wait when they open the doors.


Fools gold. The reasons.

King of Fools: Mama Mia is on vacation.
(whispering) It's only you and me. 
Troll: just wow.
King of Fools: you can call me too.
How many phones do we have?
Troll: one.
King of Fools: I think we had more!
Troll: phone.
King of Fools: not like that!
This is our work!
"Essential services, la la, la!"
And wait for few minutes.
May be they stop calling. 
Troll: phone!
King of Fools (on the phone): from the morning?
Keep it up this way.
Saturday will come one day.
Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Saturday. 
(whispering) I don't want to say it, but I work at home too.
When I go crazy, I will sing songs, pretty sure.
Troll: phone!
King of Fools (on the phone): he pushed everything to you?
All the work?
(to himself) I almost forgot about it, someone made a mistake.
(on the phone) before you were single, now you are not.
Exactly, husband!
Those words are the same.
Wear a sign "May be tomorrow!"
May be some one else will look at you.
What's your number?
I think we have people who wants to be less clean.
Troll: phone.
King of Fools: push the phone to me.
Take your time!
When you go for lunch, I will take over.


Fools gold. The reasons.

King of Fools: mister Troll, push it here.
Troll: push what?
King of Fools: the pen.
Next time, keep one in front of my computer, please. 
Mama Mia (on the phone): so he gave her the whole package. 
Miss witch (on the phone): we have to add it to our love potion list.

New Kings...

Piggy: this is the same order.
New King number one: I think we went to piggy with the same order.
Servant 1: this is the smallest 50 dollar bill I have seen.
New King number one: hopefully piggy is not printing our money himself.
Piggy: can you call me mini pig.
Servant 2: it's not 7:30 pm.
Piggy: oh yeah!
What's wrong with me.
Servant 2: buy lights and you will be more romantic. 
Piggy: not with my woman. 
I wanted to say something before I left.
I don't know where.
New King number one: give her more vegies. 
Servant 1: when women eat more veggies they become nice.
New King number one: very nice.
Piggy: what eating vegetables has to do with being nice?
Servant 2: women who eat more vegetables look at men with different perspective.
Servant 1: I know one who eats vegetables every day.
Servant 2: gave her vegetables in the morning. 




Fools gold. The reasons.

Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
They are not fat people.
They are large humans.Mama 
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
The problem is not the washrooms, the problem is people are not wearing masks. 
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
We spent the money first.
Our women were jumping in from of the washrooms!
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
(whispering) it's the season to be jolly.
If you can't sleep tonight, call us.
We will tell you how.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
What do you mean:
What are you doing here!?
Woman!
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
Some gold is eatable!
It's the stuff on the cake!
Troll: good morning.
Mama Mia: welcome back!
King of Fools: mister Troll, you are not living earlier today.
One day you have to leave early, then you have day off, you have vacation, you are not at work. 
What's going on!
Troll: what are you working on?
King of Fools: on the phone. 
Troll: finish it.
King of Fools: what do you mean,
Finish it?
Troll: back to work, back to reality.
King of Fools: we work only when its convenient. 
Troll: were are the files?
King of Fools: the files are everywhere!
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
Don't be lippy with him.
Yes, this is your career now.
Troll: I asked to extend that side, and they extended this side.
Now we have to push everything here.
King of Fools: and I walked away. 
Troll: and no one is listening. 
King of Fools: mister Troll, we will talk to you in the office, right here.

Fools gold. The reasons.

King of Fools: covid app done?!
Mister Fool: every day. 
King of Fools: every day is something new.
Monkey  "The Genius" gave us the money to buy lottery ticket.
Do you know how much is one ticket?
Ten dollars. 
My wife doesn't give me that much money to buy lottery ticket. 
I am the same age like monkey "The Genius".
Mister Fool: five years old?
King of Fools: "yyy".
All I can say.
Mister Fool: we thought you are one year old.
King of Fools: I can't get away with being one year old.
Mister Fool: when we asked monkey "The Genius" about her age, she got flashes and never answered our email.
Mama Mia: she wants us to see.
King of Fools: this is all propaganda. 
Mama Mia: mister Troll called. 
King of Fools: damn!
I missed that call!
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: too much for Friday.
Mister Fool: where is monkey "The Genius"?
We don't know what we are doing.
King of Fools: young people don't understand. 
They think everyone is single. 
Mister Fool: where is it?

The Martian story.

Martian: I spent one second and put all my thoughts into perspective. 
Martian: hopefully no one reads it.
We stuck here already. 
Martian: we have to maximize our time to fifteen seconds. 
Martian: how it was before. 
Martian: we almost forgot it.
Martian King: who can explain?
Martian: it's a mess. 
Martian: have a big cup of tequila. 
It will give you more energy. 
Martian: no salad?
Martian: will look more mess.
Martian: salads make me feel more better.
Martian: coffee?
Martian King: no more questions. 

Pharaoh.

Pharaoh: someone called me four times. 
New Queen number one: it means someone is working on something.
Servant 1: organized. 
Pharaoh: like me.
Servant 2: white people. 
Pharaoh: five thousand years ago I thought they didn't need me.
Servant 1: it takes time.
Wake them up a bit.
Servant 2: they have no money.
New Queen number one: last night, I was writing what we did in five thousand years. 

Fools gold. The reasons.

King of Fools (whispering on the phone): but you are not quite, when you are quite, I worry. 
(somewhere) Trolls: mister Troll, only your report is missing.
King of Fools said (reading) you are slow to their desire. 
Troll: really? 
Okay. 
They didn't get the government bonus.
Trolls: the covid bonus?
Troll: its 87 bucks!
Trolls: people don't want to be quite. 
Troll: ask Babu!
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
Trolls: mister King of Fools!
You have one job to do.
You deleted one.
Now you have one job to do.
King of Fools: we never got the bonus!
Trolls: regular employees don't get the bonus. 
It's the same way every where.
Trust us.
King of Fools: I will take my time then.
Trolls: how can we turn in our not scratched jeans?
King of Fools: just wear it.
Trolls: what it has to do with this!
What do you mean?
King of Fools (whispering): she likes to cook expensive food and I have to pay for it.






 


 

Fools gold. The reasons.

Mister Fool: its Friday!
Victoria!
Oh man.
We waited all week for this day.
Miss witch: we are here to help.
Mister Fool, you are extra happy today. 
Mister Fool: I don't know. 
Let's see on Monday. 
Miss witch (laughing): keyboard!
I was looking for it.
Mister Fool: tequila?
Miss witch: you are my best student!
We found in the fridge.
Drink and you will feel two years younger.
What do you think?
We are real working class, on daily basis. 
Mister Fool: the government said, 
Soon we will get our bonus, soon.
And this why we love them.
Miss witch: I see favoritism now.
Fool: we work like two hours a day.
Miss witch: I worked extra day few times.
Okay, let me check. 
Mister Fool: I think we all worked extra day.
Miss witch: this what it's all coming from?
Mister Fool: we have to write it on the note for the boss.
Miss witch: write, we know how to work very nice.
The other are wild ones.
Mister Fool: the boss says, when people don't work, they become lazy.
Miss witch: he is talking like the government. 
Here, we are working on the new quest. 
(reading) what is the name of the cat?
Mister Fool: no idea. 
Miss witch: the cat has no name.
We got it for free.
Mister Troll, if you answer one questions a day, you will be surprised. 
This what we are working on.
Mister Fool: we made new sign for the door. 
Miss witch: the door explains it all.
We always used to send the old sign back and explain. 
Mister Fool: now it explains properly.
Miss witch: thank you. 

The Martian story.

Martian: where did it go?
Martian: it's a cow.
They meant to survive. 
Martian: its beef.
Martian: I feel like I am watching movie.
Martian: what did you hunt?
Martian: a bill.
We went to rich house.
Martian: you couldn't find normal house?
Martian: he watched too many commercials. 
Martian: what city is this?
Seem like we have been here before six thousand years ago. 
Martian: what happened to the big mountain?
Martian: they all escaped. 
Martian: oh, I remember these dinosaurs. 
No one can run four miles in five minutes. 
I wonder how they cheated?
Martian: the dinosaurs won since they were cheating and lost again.
Martian: when someone says something, you don't have to run.
Martian: I want refund for this trip.
Martian: we can see how our neighbor look.
This why we came here.
Martian: oh my goodness. 
Martian: you all say a lot of things  but I don't see any watch here.
Martian: it's still a new planet. 



Fools gold. The reasons.

Mama Mia (on the phone): we got raise one dollar.
Not one cent.
One dollar. 
King of Fools (on the phone): what did you do?
Dance? Work?
Mister Fool (on the phone): we recycled all the plastic. 
King of Fools (on the phone): I am embarrassing myself?!
I have to stop the nonsense.
It wasn't me!
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!
Where are all the employees?
The old one are here.
We can turn our minds off work!

The Priests.

Young woman, 1 priestess: nice hat.
Pharaoh: nice hat?
Young woman, 1 priestess: hat is hat, but nice hat..
New King number one: no one is happy here.
Old woman, priestess: what happened?
New King number one: nothing. 
Old woman, priestess: good.
Nothing happened here.
New King number one (singing): you want one o two.
I love you!
Old woman, priestess: every day he is sharing something.
In many times I would say "don't worry ".
Young woman, 1 priestess: basically?
Old woman, priestess: share with everyone. 
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