Fools gold. The reasons.

Mister Fool: its Friday!
Victoria!
Oh man.
We waited all week for this day.
Miss witch: we are here to help.
Mister Fool, you are extra happy today. 
Mister Fool: I don't know. 
Let's see on Monday. 
Miss witch (laughing): keyboard!
I was looking for it.
Mister Fool: tequila?
Miss witch: you are my best student!
We found in the fridge.
Drink and you will feel two years younger.
What do you think?
We are real working class, on daily basis. 
Mister Fool: the government said, 
Soon we will get our bonus, soon.
And this why we love them.
Miss witch: I see favoritism now.
Fool: we work like two hours a day.
Miss witch: I worked extra day few times.
Okay, let me check. 
Mister Fool: I think we all worked extra day.
Miss witch: this what it's all coming from?
Mister Fool: we have to write it on the note for the boss.
Miss witch: write, we know how to work very nice.
The other are wild ones.
Mister Fool: the boss says, when people don't work, they become lazy.
Miss witch: he is talking like the government. 
Here, we are working on the new quest. 
(reading) what is the name of the cat?
Mister Fool: no idea. 
Miss witch: the cat has no name.
We got it for free.
Mister Troll, if you answer one questions a day, you will be surprised. 
This what we are working on.
Mister Fool: we made new sign for the door. 
Miss witch: the door explains it all.
We always used to send the old sign back and explain. 
Mister Fool: now it explains properly.
Miss witch: thank you.