Fools gold. The reasons.

Mama Mia (on the phone): we got raise one dollar.
Not one cent.
One dollar. 
King of Fools (on the phone): what did you do?
Dance? Work?
Mister Fool (on the phone): we recycled all the plastic. 
King of Fools (on the phone): I am embarrassing myself?!
I have to stop the nonsense.
It wasn't me!
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!
Where are all the employees?
The old one are here.
We can turn our minds off work!