Three witches and the king.

Third witch: is this our new athlete!?
King: before it was 1 dollar, now its 180.
Third witch: it will cost more.
Second witch: no one can buy nothing. 
First witch: you can buy, as long as it has zeroes at the end.
King: zeroes?
Third witch: money!
King: can money grow on threes?
Third witch: no, it's not working. 
Second witch: we tried already.
First witch: we have a lot of trees up here.
King: I thought you are busy here.
First witch: did you already talk to the walls?
King: I did.
Third witch: I will talk to your queen.
King: I am not saying I want better life now, because she will be angry at me.
I am saying I want different pick at premature times.
Queen: next thing, he put at the wrong place a cigarette. 
Third witch: he what!






 


 

Three witches and the king.

Third witch: our bubble!
King: I am going to the gym today.
Third witch: who does that.
This how gyms make their money.
King: I tell you why I am going to the gym.
To make sure I am still able to.
Third witch: make sure.
Second witch: we should do it.
For us.
Third witch: are you kidding me.
We can exercise at home.
First witch: how many ingredients we should use in the soup for the king?
Third witch: use them all.
King: when you exercise, you don't have to eat all the time.
Third witch: and how would we know that?
Second witch: we missed someone. 
And King, it was you!
First witch: we didn't do our search. 
Third witch: remember, I said, we need someone serious and he has to be good. 
King: yes, always. 
Third witch: what bothers you?
King: I just say 4 o'clock, and no of my servants are at work already.
Third witch: did you give free sanitizer to your servants?
King: you supposed to?
Third witch: ours don't want to do anything without free stuff.
King: I didn't think that.
Third witch: we thought.
King: yeah, yeah, yeah. 
Third witch: why don't you go to different witches and say yeah, yeah, yeah. 
King: remind me what I was asking when I got here at night. 
Third witch: a push.
You are nice.


Three witches and the King.

Queen: when the fun starts?
King: they don't want you to have fun, they want your money.
Fist witch: push the button. 
King: no.
Second witch: if you can't do the simplest thing!
Third witch: he has some weird problems. 
Is he like that at home?
First witch: this is only online casino and twenty dollars. 
Second witch: king, something tells me, never promise a lot.
Third witch: he can't fool nobody. 
Queen: he is more at home.
Third witch: you should bring him earlier. 
Queen: he sat on the throne on Friday. 
Third witch: everything together.
Queen: actually, he got mixed up.
Third witch: with other people?
Queen: monkeys. 
Every time monkeys see the new kings, they steal them.
Second witch: messed up. 
Third witch: you have to share.

Three witches and the king.

Third witch: someone is sleeping at work. 
First witch: at least we were not singing. 
Second witch: we supposed to use magic, but we decided to work. 
First witch: this is nice office. 
Third witch: its wrong kind of office.
Second witch: do you see our hands?
Third witch: smooth. 
King: this is wrong kind of hand. 
Second witch: king, you singing today.
King: I was watching a movie.
First witch: at work?
King: no, at home. 





Three witches and the king.

First witch: you are wearing a nice shirt.
King: sone one told me the same lie this morning.
Second witch: too small?
King: going for breakfast now.
Third witch: I see her right here.
Queen: he doesn't trust any one.
First witch: of course.
Second witch: and how long do you have these symptoms?
King: all my life.
Second witch: we have medium and large. 
Only one size bigger. 
Queen: what is the solution?
First witch: smelly socks. 
Wear smelly socks. 
It will wake him up. 
King: we can read the craziest things here.
First witch: exactly. 
Second witch: I was reading on Tuesday. 
Very motivated. 
Third witch: wrong.
It's all in your imagination. 
King: what's your name, witch?
First witch: we don't have names.
We can pick any name.
Second witch: witches without names are more costly. 
First witch: he is changing colors.
Third witch: oil the king up.
Let's see if he has multiple personalities. 
May be they will say something. 

Three witches and the king.

First witch: two o'clock.

You supposed to start at 10.

Is it raining outside?

Second witch: where is our "Less is more" sign?

We have to keep our clients up to date.

Third witch: you are sitting on it.

First witch: put on the door.

Third witch: look at your size!

Stop it. 

Second witch: hopefully no one shows up today with their problems.

First witch: King!

Third witch: like in the movie. 

I was watching on the weekend. 

Second clerk: where is his partner?

In case we have to blame someone. 

Third witch: teachers, do you want to ask the king what issues he has?

First witch: not me, I only work here.

Second witch: he said his wife is a witch, so..

Third witch: King!

Welcome to the pit.

Our natural habitat.

First witch: she is the one!

King: can't find.

First witch: can't find her?

She is here. 

Queen: good morning. 

First witch: morning?

Queen: we just woke up.

King: can't find who I don't have to pay anywhere I go.

Our servants go home at 4:30, not at 5:30.

First witch: can't find slaves?

You should say it.

We thought something is wrong. 

Third witch: go home. 

First witch: think of stable country.

Ancient Egypt was stable country.

First witch: now we know. 







New Kings...

New King number one: this very challenging, this is a secret. 

What  vehicle can flip from driving on a little stone?

New Queen number one: I forgot. 

New King number one: you forgot all of this?

Skate board. 

New Queen numbe one: skate board is not a vehicle. 

New King number one: every thing that brings you from A to B is a vehicle.

When we run, we are vehicles.

New Queen number one: some common sense, okay bye.

New King number one: you have to correct my stress correctly!

Servant 1: she is trying.

Servant 2: women gang against men sometimes.

New King number one: sometimes!

What is she doing?

Servant 1: she is pushing bag.

Servant 2: mostly we work at the end of the day. 

Servant 1: our resume.

Servant 2: we say, so, so.

New King number one: it starts from good morning.
House cleaning?
Servant 1: not me.
New King number one: what came first, chicken or egg?
Servant 1: you.
New King number one: correct. 
Servant 2: smells like a zoo.
Servant 1: an animal!
New Queen number one: our new cow.
Thirty five dollars. 
New King number one: ten dollars more!
New Queen number one: each and every person was asking me what animal it is.
New King number one: shame no one knows now how to get milk from a cow.
Servant 1: we studied in school. 
Servant 2: we can take turns.
New Queen number one: let's face the cow first.
New King number one: you think there are jokes written on it.
New Queen number one: they were asking seventy.
New King number one: for seventy we don't need a cow.
Neighbors expect us to be equal.
First, we have to look at the back and make sure it's a cow.







Fat cats.

Fat cat: it's not about ocean.
Its never about ocean.
It's about man on boat.
Fat cat: okay Mona Kisa.
Piggy: no one won one million cows.
Did you win?
Fat cat: we are waiting for you to rent some.
Piggy: on Friday. 
On Friday five million.
Fat cat: eight million on Tuesday. 
Fat cat: I only collect the money.
Piggy: in my country every one wins one million cows.
Fat cat: it's a lot of milk.
Fat cat: they have a lot of cats.
Doggy: no work again?
Fat cat: how do you know?
Doggy: it's not Friday. 
Fat cat: it makes sense.
Piggy: doggy, start fresh on Monday. 
Doggy: I was ready to start at seven, but I couldn't find my keys.
Fat cat: this is new technologies. 
Its called "only in the morning".
Piggy: I wonder who is behind it.
Fat cat: the one who can only afford four hundred cows.
Piggy: think so too.
Check on the internet how to buy four hundred cows.
Fat cat: doggy, there are two of them, piggy and wolfie, we mix them together. 
Fat cat: piggy and wolfie are old school. 
Fat cat: doggy, when you see them, watch yourself. 
Fat cat: personal experience. 



Fat cats.

Fat cat: cats scratch, dogs bite, people eat.

Fat cat: trust issue?

Fat cat: let's watch TV.

Fat cat: why do people eat mac and cheese?

Fat cat: because they like it.

Fat cat: they do it on purpose. 

Fat cat: "food dog"?

Fat cat: because they went to someone else house.

Fat cat: they dropped bread and dog stepped on it.

Fat cat: people are weird. 

Fat cat: you go to a restaurant and you see how people clean their plates.

You see a sponge.

Fat cat: not surprised. 

Fat cat: do you see a chicken thing!

Fat cat: what happened to the chicken?

Fat cat: mud?

Fat cat: people actually eat it.

Fat cat: what do you mean?

Fat cat: it's fake.

Fat cat: they should attach some diamonds to it.

Fat cat: it will look very good. 

Fat cat: she is waiting for the date at the construction site.

Fat cat: at night?

Fat cat: every girl knows not to wait at the construction site.

A new born girl knows.

One week old girl knows not to wait at the construction site.

Fat cat: we can switch to our exercise.

Fat cat: it will be a scandal. 

Fat cat: we are spoiled. 

Fat cat: where is doggy?

Fat cats.

Doggy: and when I won my toonie, 
I put in my cash bank.
I don't spend until the end of the year. 
Fat cat: you should cash.

Fat cats...

Fat cat: let's do our regular business. 
Where is doggy?
Doggy: why you changed my schedule?
Fat cat: it's not easy.
Doggy: what do you mean, it's not easy!?
Fat cat: we are sharing the middle of the day.
Doggy: what do you mean!
Fat cat: doggy is the worst. 
Doggy: okay fox.
Exactly perfect. 
Meeting?
Fat cat: doggy if you listen piggy, you will have no money.
Fat cat: your money! Your money!
Fat cat: piggy has our money too.
Fat cat: why do they always throw money at piggy?
Fat cat: doggy, you look like you are stuck here forever.
Fat cat: meow....moo..
Fat cat: doggy, we bought you a cow.
Fat cat: 800 dollars. 
Fat cat: lots of money.
Fat cat: doggy, you are very smart.
Take day off on Friday and have long weekend.
Fat cat: today people bought 1 million cows.
Fat cat: people will buy 50 million cows by the next month.
Fat cat: lots and lots of money.
Fat cat: we have 1 cow, we still bought another one.
Fat cat: we tapped the book.
It's new, but we still taped it.
Fat cat: doggy, you can see better.
Fat cat: bigger one.
Fat cat: doggy, you have to play lottery very quick now.



Fat cats ...

Fat cat: are you a real pig?
Piggy: no.
Fat cat: there are no more chickens.
Fat cat: doggy has some.
Fat cat: take one from doggy.

Fat cats...

Fat cat: we are best friends!
Doggy: I heard.
Its Friday, pay day!
Money, money, money.
Fat cat: the same.
Fat cat: again!
Fat cat: money is stress doggy.
Fat cat: I thought doggy is talking to himself. 
Fat cat: on Thursday. 
Doggy: I drink before I talk.
Fat cat: doggy, you are our best student. 
Fat cat: doggy, where did you get these dog snacks?
Doggy: from nowhere. 
Fat cat: all stuff comes from somewhere.
Fat cat: it's better when you have talent.
Fat cat: 100 %.
Fat cat: doggy, when it's time to come and take our side you never here.


Fools gold.

King of Fools (on the phone): I always thought "love" is a four letter word. 
Miss witch (on the phone): if we are thinking from the size,  she is very mean. 
Troll: what's in the wash room?
Mama Mia: we are only trying to understand King of Fools better.
Troll: who?
Mama Mia: never mind. 
Troll: little bit work today?
Mama Mia: where is my glasses!
I have to see stuff.
Miss witch: things will go smoothly. 
Troll: work.
King of Fools: what a man.
Mister Troll, get a dog.
Troll: who pushed all the folders for wild ones?
King of Fools: you.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!
I can tell you about "early situation" yesterday. 
We slept at work. 
Why did she say "no"?!
This what I am talking about. 
Yes, all the time.
Nice discovery. 
I remember, we were watching TV.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!
The government thinks we are kind of stupid here.
Exactly, every year.
The busiest we have been. 
Mama Mia: phone call!
Miss witch: essential services.
You want a cheap motel and he is asking you what's for dinner?
Tonight or tomorrow? For weekend?
Yes, there are single people. 
They are rude.

Fat cats...

Fat cat: hi, my name is doggy!
How are you doing!
Fat cat: meaw!
Fat cat: we have to work.
Fat cat: later.
Fat cat: on Monday. 
Fat cat: change on "one day".
Fat cat: explain word "work"?
Fat cat: it's not boring, it sucks.
Fat cat: our legend. 
Fat cat: no, spends a lot of time around people. 
His name is "Home lion", action starts after 5:30.
Fat cat: I just realized something.
We don't have our glasses. 
We can't see.
Fat cat: let's watch doggy climbing a tree.
Fat cat: no one says "no".
Fat cat: what another word for "climbing a tree "?
Fat cat: fitness. 
Doggy: interesting conversation.
Fat cat: hey you!
You look familiar.
How are you?
Fat cat: very busy.
I understand one, two trees, but fifteen, twenty trees. 



Fat cats...

Fat cat (singing): let's say we don't talk about dogs.
Fat cat: very quiet. 
Fat cat: extremely quiet.
Fat cat: what is the symptoms?
Fat cat: barking.
Fat cat: barking!?
Fat cat: barking caugh. 
Fat cat: exactly. 
Fat cat: what did I tell you?
Cats and dogs don't go together. 
Fat cat: how many times did he have barking caugh?
Fat cat: ones.
Fat cat: showing his instincts.
Fat cat: time to cut the cough. 
Drop some liquids on them.
Fat cat: next doggy!
Fat cats: we just put a big sign "Must love dogs"!
Fat cat: yeah, this is messed up.
Fat cat: we live in strange world.
Fat cat: we have milk and we are okay. 

New Kings...

New King number one: the box is still here, but something got shipped?

Servant 1: may be we see who get it?

Servant 2: may be someone call about mixed up stuff?

Pharaoh: something stupid is going on here.

New King number one: nothing.

Pharaoh: okay Blue Jays let's play ball!

Servant 1: someone is happy here.

Servant 2: is it the same like in ancient days?

Pharaoh: nah.

New King number one: how did he turned in to eye shadow conversation?

Fat cats: who put a blanket like this!

Pharaoh: set meeting with fat cats.

I think we resemble something.

Fat cats: la lem le pa lam.

Servant 1: they are trying to say something!

Fat cats: not right now.

Fat cats: messy Ricardo. 

Fat cats: are we working for Pharaoh?

Fat cats: sometimes. 


New Kings...

New King number one: I want some one love me.
Servant 1: we love you.
Servant 2: every April.
New King number one: I need a vacation. 
Servant 1: go somewhere hot.
New King number one: is it nice?
Servant 1: of course. 
Servant 2: you will get mad, you will get crazy.
Servant 1: you will not get bored.
New King number one: I am not trusting these people. 
Servant 1: sweet dreams!
Servant 2: every one thinks.
Servant 1: I have never seen that much thinking.
Servant 2: did we give him sugar?
Servant 1: in the morning.
Pharaoh: where is New King number one?
Servant 1: some mental acrobatics. 
Servant 2: working.
Pharaoh: means?
Servant 1: altercation. 
Servant 2: problems.
Pharaoh: shine light.
Servant 1: you inherited it. 
Servant 2: we will tell you.
Pharaoh: today.
Servant 1: limbo from Friday. 
Servant 2: he has to follow the original plan.
Pharaoh: and what is this?
Servant 1: he doesn't know where he wants to be.



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