lovely day at work

Having lunch with friends,
Everyone knows more than the government.
Paper got lost from five weeks ago,
If I remembered where it might go,
I would be talking to my shadow right now.
My girlfriend has two teenagers,
And so far they know nothing.
A file ago they lost all the books they borrowed,
And after a home investigation,
All she could get:we don't know,
Why do you always freack out mama!
Last time were new shoes left in Mc Donald's,
A bag lost in the school bus before the classes,
House keys wouldn't even count...