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Poetess: today my colleague is asking me,
Early in the morning.
How is she doing?
I am asking, who?
The funny woman you are writing about.
I am kind of thinking,
Who is the funny woman?
You friend, who makes jokes,
Say hi to her.
Why would I write about women?
And another colleague of mine is wondering how was my two days vacation,
Well plus Saturday and Sunday.
The time I took to work on my issue.
I figured out, I have only one.
Besides my weight and accent.
For those I just hold my bag in from and be quite...
But for the party, I want to look and feel my best.