Poetess : I talked to critics and they said my grammar sucks.
Inner voice : every year when the weather is getting warm, I go crazy...
(to Poetess ) : fack you and your grammar. (taking clothes off).
Poetess : what is this?
Inner voice : this what word "fack" means.
Learn English my dear.
Poetess: when I will have one thousand dollars I will write a book with one million pages.
