Poetess : thank you for this wonderful Golden Trash Award!
Inner voice: you said the story is finished.
Didn't we celebrated with chocolate already this morning?
Poetess: yes, this what Golden Trash Award for.
For the finished story.
Now I have two awards: Golden Cabbage for unfinished story and Golden Trash for the same finished story.
Inner voce: Congratulations!
(dreamingly) I am dreaming about Golden Idiot award...
Poetess: And when I get profit from it I will have Golden Surprise Award.
