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Poetess (holding Golden cabbage award (green cabbage painted in gold color).
Inner voice (whispering): it's golden.
Poetess: it was the stupidest night, and the morning was even stupider.
I was watching real crime documentaris until almost two o'clock in the morning, then I went to sleep until six o'clock in the morning and I saw a nightmare, about a minute to be exact..
Some kind of animal.
And at work people are talking about viruses and rushes, they have all of it.
Inner voice (gives a look and moves little bit away).
Grandma: garlic in the nose that's all.
Poetess: ..On my mind wasn't one kind though so far, actually quite the opposite.
I think the wild animal was a sign that I have to finish this story.
Mom : mention the cats..
Poetess: and will read my best story.
Aunt: why?
Poetess:
Some people can touch the world,
And some never will.
Inner voice: that's me.
Poetess: They were f..g all night.
Inner voice (whispering): the cats.
Poetess: a woman in her fifties with few round spots on her face doesn't look very happy.
She looks at the cats waiting for lunch and says:
One more allergy and I will throw you all outside.
The phone rings.
Yes, she says in lovely child like voice,
I am selling kittens.
Mom: tell my phone number too.
Aunt: I can tell a real nightmare.
One night I was driving a car.
Actually I thought I was sleeping, because I thought, how nice to be in the bed.
Then I woke up, I was driving...and it's night.
I parked the car, sleeping safely..
Hear police car near me, and a police officer in white tank top is almost breaking my window:
Are you blind!
I am thinking now how much money I have to pay for this damage.
For some reason I parked in his garden on top of his sleeping tant...
Grandma: when I was young, nights were nightmares, you know...you don't want to sleep..I had three soldiers who admired me very much..
Grandma Witch: those days..
I showed up home without a dress and didn't realize either and my father shaked my hand and said thank you.
Grandma: old polite generation...
Grandma Witch: now you are so busy watching what your kids and grandkids watching online,
Make sure they don't learn anything bad.
The real witch: some people watch porn and don't learn anything..
The Bad one: don't ask me for favors,
People are using me for money.
Beautiful story, probably never, asking for check, any time.
I am leaving, remember, forgiveness is the key.
(Everyone is crossing).
Inner voice: new millennium...
Knowing nothing is knowledge..
Poetess: we have to tell the truth.
Grandma Witch: what truth?
Grandma: save us at least from that.
Poetess: one woman at work, she says her husband is a genius.
And I don't even understand what he is talking about,
He was here few times.
Inner voice: we are all geniuses...
Poetess: should I ask her how?
Inner voice: who will tell you such a secret.
Poetess: have to go..