Inner voice: she always get upset when I tell her my dreams.
Poetess: I have to loose thirty-five pounds.
Inner voice: I was dreaming about picking up a hot girl in the club.
Ouch.. I see jealousy here...
You don't know the entire dream.
This hot girl was dreaming to pick me up in the club.
And I resisted!
Yes, my friends, I joined army of resistance!