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Minnie : how do you know how old I am?
I can be 3 years old.
Donald: I can ... only looking at her.
Minnie : don't tease fat women with your look.
Inner voice ( to Donald ): is she your wife?
Donald : only in jungles.
Inner voice : for my lady I am always a baby.
When I will be one hundred I will still be a baby.

Good night























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Poetess ( thinking ) : at work we rely on God mostly..
The real witch: God is everywhere.
Poetess: we are thinking God help us,
Then wishing few people would go to... wierd..
Boss: not at the work place.
The real witch : some people are comfortable every where.
Aunt: not really people. .
Everything is crossing fast: forgive us.
Poetess :  I thought few times myself, and I am wearing cross.
The real witch : praying once in a while is the most important.
Aunt: I was thinking too,
And I was emergency room doctor.
The real witch: writing is always relaxing.
Poetess: today our computers are not working.
The real witch: see, God knows everything.
Poetess: I am still for social justice.
We were protesting with my aunt..
Aunt: Hi, massage and accupancure twenty four seven.
Poetess: then police drove us to the police station.
Aunt: waited until it was dark.
Poetess: then they got drunk in the police station, right near my law university,
I was already in the university..
And instead of locking us somewhere in the proper place,
They locked me to the front door handle for few minutes.
Aunt: I can imagine the lovely pictures.
I still don't remember whose pictures I took.
Beautiful years, now gym and work.
Poetess: then told not to tell anyone and drove home.
Inner voice : I love police.
Donald : I am wondering as a comedian,
What my parents were thinking by naming me Donald after our beloved President.
I can't joke about anyone any more.
And that's my job to joke about people.
Minnie : what parents?
You are older then Statue of Liberty,
How would you parents know.
Author : few secret twists. .




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Grandma: any dreams about money?
Inner voice: should see dream analyst.
Grandma: youth keep dreaming..
When I was young I was a dreamer myself, children mostly..
Now days, dream about money, don't dream about money, the government will not give more, perhaps will raise all the prices and own salaries.
By the way the weather is nice today.
Aunt: I am working for two people, had to take shower in the sink.
Inner voice: doctors..
Grandma: I have a news of myself.
Moving to my new apartment today.
That's all the news.
Aunt: no news is the best news.
Inner voice: okay, work time, where is the in invisible donation cups?
Poetess: I am going to google something.
Donald: I have a great news,
About the trading program.
They want to trade women first, wives immediately, requests from cultural communities.
The Beast is writing the phone number.
Minnie: can I trade Donald?
Ze Bella: to who?
Where is my wedding ring?
The Best: I must've misplaced it..
Ze Bella: go find it.
Ze Bella's step mother: at what jungles did you find him?
Poetess: when I see some women at work I forget what I am thinking about.
Author: no rhymes today whatsoever, good thing I spilled coffee on the paper, don't read where in the coffee and fish oil,
I cooked fish for dinner.







I was talking to my grandmother today..:)










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Poetess: back to my real life song.
The real witch: wish me a beautiful day first.
Poetess: I had a dream again.
My coworker..
One time we went to buy something illegal for her.
The real witch: wish me luck.
Poetess: I saw her paying with all this money in my dream.
The real witch: are you going to see all people with money in your dreams now?
Poetess: I have to go now,
Will write my real life poem with stops.
Have to go to stay on top,
This how we talk here,
I am in charge today..
Inner voice: nothing to compare one year of community work.
Grandma Witch: it was unfortunate circumstances.
If not  ... wind,  those people would be still living in those tiny houses worst then dog shells, with kitchen and washroom at the same spot.
Inner voice : when I was young all I cared about is sex.
The real witch: I should've made a copy of the book.
Make copies for documens people.
Author: and don't ask me if I am a witch if you don't buy my book.
Inner voice: what book?
Grandma: save us at least from that.
And this how I started to believe in miracles.
No wind touched my house,
Well I didn't get the insurance either.
Poetess: some one left magazine with women in bikinis at my lunch table.
Have to go..
Poetess : I am still working.
Inner voice : you will get a bonus for it.
Do you ever meet a woman that make you say Hollylya ?
(to Poetess and the real witch) in your case a man?
Okay, good night country fox, whatever your bushes are...
See you tomorrow.
Poetess : people say I am entertaining.
The real witch : call 911.
Inner voice : for what?
The real witch : don't know.
Inner voice : she was saying oh God and I was stopping,
Why she asked once again.
Because you are saying my name.
Author : new poem.









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Poetess: I am thinking to write about real life.
Grandma: I shall excuse myself...
Inner voice: something great?
The real witch: I shall excuse myself too...
Poetess: so just me here?
Aunt: I listen.
I am thinking myself who is it to stay home?
Mom: you are staying home, mostly.
Aunt: yes, still employed by local hospital.
I mean without touching anyone?
Can I advertise massage here?
The real witch: good luck with the lottery.
Poetess: why can't I see daily winning numbers in my wind?
I think I see, then something else shows up.
The real witch: you never read a book about winning lottery.
Plus to win few millions, person has to be the chosen one, the one who works in lottery center, the management office.
Inner voice: why don't you change your job?
Poetess: back to my real life story.
I woke up at 6: 30.
I actually have to wake up at 5 am.
Then I made breakfast and lunch,
Then got my son ready for school and theater, they have trip at school.
Then I was late to work, because of the traffic.
Then I got to work and first thing I gear "Irina!!!"
Have to go..
Inner voice: good luck!
Poetess: I had a dream yesterday.
I have lottery competition at work, another player.
Every day she tells me how much she wins,
And yesterday I saw her in my dreams.






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Poetess: I am feeling great!
Like really good!
Inner voice: I went to downtown yesterday
And all I could see it's legs and boobies.
Poetess: I went to the forest yesterday.
For my weight loss challenge,
Second day today, I think I've lost some weight already.
The real witch: she always finds forest, even in places where no forest.
Grandma: few trees now days are already forest.
Some city boss will chop all the trees, build a house for himself, sell the rest for American dollars, blame aliens and get insurance like it was fire at the middle of winter before he was born,
But thank to Internet, we know now how it all works.
Inner (to Poetess): are you sure it wasn't park?
Poetess: it was a real forest.
I can go to any forest and find my way in and out.
I can cook in the forest.
Inner voice: take me next time,
You will not have time to cook.
Poetess: I did something bad this morning.
I bought coffee with cream and sugar and a donut, and chocolate..
Inner voice: you are going to have pimples.
Poetess: people enjoy touch my belly.
I have to do something.
Inner voice: your kid will bring home a fat woman one day.
Poetess: have to go.
Poetess: I am writing again.
The real witch: aren't you supposed to be working?
Poetess: women are driving me crazy.
I need a break.
Inner voice: welcome aboard.
Poetess: it's Monday, they are all over me.
Probably looking right now.
The real witch: hopefully not writing from the bathroom.
I don't understand this bathroom lyrics.
Aunt: me neither.
Lyrics requires gentle approach and light touches.
I know, I massage people for almost thirty years.
This always working the best.

Good morning