New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Hundsome and charming.
New King number one: that's my right!
Lady: oh my God..
New King number one: he is all yours, born thirty years ago.
Are you sure they didn't drop him on the floor as a baby?
Look, he is looking at the window now.
(to New King) You can't escape big love.
(whispering)You know who will be waiting downstairs?
It won't be me, I am here.
Make sure smile on the pictures.
We talk later (leaves).
Princess: where is my hat?
Princess number two: how are the grandchildren?
Princess: grandchildren!
I am younger then all of you together.
And where is the boyfriend!
Princess number two: getting his award.
Princess: for what?
Princess number two: who knows.. like in old ancient days,
No tv, no radio, no social media.
If you are getting award, you deserve it.
Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
New Kings..
Illegal immigrants: why pay all these money if we can stay for free?
Donald (to Parliament): they are going to reck the place!
Hilary: maybe they can pay to God.
Donald: a lot of places with a lot of room in the world, just find keys to the lock.
Parliament: wow.
Hilary: they love to spend Christmas here in the US.
All the hotels and the rooms..and fruits..
Illegal immigrants: we want that too before last wish, enjoy life.
Donald: find another place, we can't help.
Hilary: its so weird..people are different..
Donald: she is dreaming.
We are not "mama".
Who else wants to do my job?
Hello, anyone!
Every day "wow", You are waiting for something like it's your birthday.
People are not skilled, do you know how expensive they are?
Parliament: we have to see to belive.
Donald: next we will see wings.
Donald: I am feeling like Obama right now.
I am fixing here, fixing here..
We have successful trade with Mexica.
I give them in hands few Canadian places,
And they will keep feet away from our territory.
Donald (to Parliament): they are going to reck the place!
Hilary: maybe they can pay to God.
Donald: a lot of places with a lot of room in the world, just find keys to the lock.
Parliament: wow.
Hilary: they love to spend Christmas here in the US.
All the hotels and the rooms..and fruits..
Illegal immigrants: we want that too before last wish, enjoy life.
Donald: find another place, we can't help.
Hilary: its so weird..people are different..
Donald: she is dreaming.
We are not "mama".
Who else wants to do my job?
Hello, anyone!
Every day "wow", You are waiting for something like it's your birthday.
People are not skilled, do you know how expensive they are?
Parliament: we have to see to belive.
Donald: next we will see wings.
Donald: I am feeling like Obama right now.
I am fixing here, fixing here..
We have successful trade with Mexica.
I give them in hands few Canadian places,
And they will keep feet away from our territory.
New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Princess: someone took picture of a man with crocodile and they wrote it's you, his wife.
Princess number two: it was me.
Princess: crocodile?
Princess number two: is it a problem?
Princess: for one hundred dollars I pay for Internet to see you every day on news, not at all!
Shadow: I like beautiful women.
They remind me of my mother.
She always used to let me get away with everything, and see what happened.
Princess: and where is the boyfriend!
Princess number two: and where is your boyfriend?
Still with bars?
Invite me to celebrate for at least a week.
Princess: I hope yours won't keep you hungry or stuffed.
Princess: my boyfriend is blown away by my beauty!
Have to finish high school.
Will be back next year.
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Princess: someone took picture of a man with crocodile and they wrote it's you, his wife.
Princess number two: it was me.
Princess: crocodile?
Princess number two: is it a problem?
Princess: for one hundred dollars I pay for Internet to see you every day on news, not at all!
Shadow: I like beautiful women.
They remind me of my mother.
She always used to let me get away with everything, and see what happened.
Princess: and where is the boyfriend!
Princess number two: and where is your boyfriend?
Still with bars?
Invite me to celebrate for at least a week.
Princess: I hope yours won't keep you hungry or stuffed.
Princess: my boyfriend is blown away by my beauty!
Have to finish high school.
Will be back next year.
New Kings..
Voice in the dark: time to finish the job!
Voice in the dark: finish the job?!
Voice in the dark: bulldozers are loaded!
Voice in the dark: now?!
Voice in the dark: now sweety, now.
With our little coalition.
Voice in the dark: when do you think?
On the last day of the world?
Surely, no one will take our jobs,
You need a lot of money to do that.. but what about poor people?
All we want is to make them happy (sobbing).
Voice in the dark: I hate poor people.
Voice in the dark: please not criticize each other work.
Voice in the dark: night won't last forever..
Voice in the dark: no one is here, let's go!
Voice in the dark: we need an hour.
Voice in the dark: very good!
Voice in the dark: finish the job?!
Voice in the dark: bulldozers are loaded!
Voice in the dark: now?!
Voice in the dark: now sweety, now.
With our little coalition.
Voice in the dark: when do you think?
On the last day of the world?
Surely, no one will take our jobs,
You need a lot of money to do that.. but what about poor people?
All we want is to make them happy (sobbing).
Voice in the dark: I hate poor people.
Voice in the dark: please not criticize each other work.
Voice in the dark: night won't last forever..
Voice in the dark: no one is here, let's go!
Voice in the dark: we need an hour.
Voice in the dark: very good!
New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Princess: she is a bitch!
Princess number two: how do you know?
Princess: I know all of them, all 571 jealous bitches.
Princess number two: I should do better than that in gambling. (writes 571 on the hand)
Princess: your name comes around too.
Princess number two: and where is the boyfriend!
Princess: New Queen number three!
When I see her, I think I see a ghost.
Princess number two: breath deeply.
Princess: I can't!
I think she is going to sing something.
Princess number two: I don't mind New Queen number three,
When she was number one, she gave a glimpse to my man.
I hope she remembers this forever.
Princess: she is jealous of me too.
Everyone! At the same time!
Princess number two: who are those women in black robes, decorated with burgundy take fur and masks?
Women: those two gave us a look.
Author: all day I am walking with a dumb smile in hopes no one bothers me.
There is jealousy on every level.
New King number obe: New Kings are working very hard and you ladies are only talking.
Princess: not sure about that.
New King number one: I should check it out myself.
Hopefully, my Prince Jingle Bell wasn't rosted by his lady.
Time to fight cats.
For all cats over its not what you think.
He will explain better, been doing it successfully already.
Now, where is he?
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Princess: she is a bitch!
Princess number two: how do you know?
Princess: I know all of them, all 571 jealous bitches.
Princess number two: I should do better than that in gambling. (writes 571 on the hand)
Princess: your name comes around too.
Princess number two: and where is the boyfriend!
Princess: New Queen number three!
When I see her, I think I see a ghost.
Princess number two: breath deeply.
Princess: I can't!
I think she is going to sing something.
Princess number two: I don't mind New Queen number three,
When she was number one, she gave a glimpse to my man.
I hope she remembers this forever.
Princess: she is jealous of me too.
Everyone! At the same time!
Princess number two: who are those women in black robes, decorated with burgundy take fur and masks?
Women: those two gave us a look.
Author: all day I am walking with a dumb smile in hopes no one bothers me.
There is jealousy on every level.
New King number obe: New Kings are working very hard and you ladies are only talking.
Princess: not sure about that.
New King number one: I should check it out myself.
Hopefully, my Prince Jingle Bell wasn't rosted by his lady.
Time to fight cats.
For all cats over its not what you think.
He will explain better, been doing it successfully already.
Now, where is he?
New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Princess: it's freezing!
Princess number two: you really look blue.
Princess: try to walk around naked at winter, you will be blue too.
Princess number two: and who's brilliant idea it is?
I wonder who is he!
Spirits of the past, wake up and educate youth!
Hitler!
See, education makes difference.
Princess: my boyfriend!
He says, give me a break and winks.
I think someone touched me..
Princess number two: I tell you who after my retirement next year.
It might be a sign of something, but what?
May be he wants to eat his food.
Princess: next year!
How did you figure out?
Princess number too: he is fat.
Princess: sometimes I don't brush my teeth before going to bed.
Princess number two: think.
He has another women!
Who knows how many and sees them naked.
All women look the same naked, and men too.
New Kings: what are you smoking ladies?
Drinking, sniffing, looking at, reading?
We buy entire thing.
Princess number two: you want to know everything.
Adious bro.
My sweater and shoes.
Princss: and what to do!
I've been suspicious for two years.
Princess number two: I will ask my boyfriend.
He is detective.
Princess: and where is he?
Princess number: who knows.. he knew too much.
Princess: its a beautiful day and he is missing..
Princess number two: I saw him walking with few people, probably will call me tonight.
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Princess: it's freezing!
Princess number two: you really look blue.
Princess: try to walk around naked at winter, you will be blue too.
Princess number two: and who's brilliant idea it is?
I wonder who is he!
Spirits of the past, wake up and educate youth!
Hitler!
See, education makes difference.
Princess: my boyfriend!
He says, give me a break and winks.
I think someone touched me..
Princess number two: I tell you who after my retirement next year.
It might be a sign of something, but what?
May be he wants to eat his food.
Princess: next year!
How did you figure out?
Princess number too: he is fat.
Princess: sometimes I don't brush my teeth before going to bed.
Princess number two: think.
He has another women!
Who knows how many and sees them naked.
All women look the same naked, and men too.
New Kings: what are you smoking ladies?
Drinking, sniffing, looking at, reading?
We buy entire thing.
Princess number two: you want to know everything.
Adious bro.
My sweater and shoes.
Princss: and what to do!
I've been suspicious for two years.
Princess number two: I will ask my boyfriend.
He is detective.
Princess: and where is he?
Princess number: who knows.. he knew too much.
Princess: its a beautiful day and he is missing..
Princess number two: I saw him walking with few people, probably will call me tonight.
New Kings.
Princes: is your boyfriend editing your pictures?
The same he edits fake money.
It looks terrible.
Here, give him back his one thousand dollar bill, no one wants to take it.
New King number one: where is my successor to the throne?
Time to shake up few fat cats.
..Keeps looking at the door.
His lady is half naked and he is looking at the door.
Just say "Communism", it's the sane, locked.
Princess number two: time for possessed nineteen years old monkey to teach us how to live great.
New King number one: I will say thank you to my new phone and record the message.
Maybe I should suggest to the monkey read history books next time, inspire soon to be new King number one, have one on one conversation.
We only have to start something anyway.
Princess: monkey needs the microphone!
Quick!
Princess number two: what country she is from?
The same he edits fake money.
It looks terrible.
Here, give him back his one thousand dollar bill, no one wants to take it.
New King number one: where is my successor to the throne?
Time to shake up few fat cats.
..Keeps looking at the door.
His lady is half naked and he is looking at the door.
Just say "Communism", it's the sane, locked.
Princess number two: time for possessed nineteen years old monkey to teach us how to live great.
New King number one: I will say thank you to my new phone and record the message.
Maybe I should suggest to the monkey read history books next time, inspire soon to be new King number one, have one on one conversation.
We only have to start something anyway.
Princess: monkey needs the microphone!
Quick!
Princess number two: what country she is from?
don't know story
Aunt: let's push our problems to the Boss.
Boss: don't push me your problems.
Grandma w.: my grandmother, she was very beautiful woman,
She used to say: push all our problems to the Boss.
Poetess: then better I work, than fatter I become.
This why I am writing ad work, making lots of free time.
Aunt: I never worry for what?
Be someone different.
Grandma: save us at least from that.
Aunt: let's get spiritual life, music, books..
Boss: don't push me your problems.
Grandma w.: my grandmother, she was very beautiful woman,
She used to say: push all our problems to the Boss.
Poetess: then better I work, than fatter I become.
This why I am writing ad work, making lots of free time.
Aunt: I never worry for what?
Be someone different.
Grandma: save us at least from that.
Aunt: let's get spiritual life, music, books..
New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
New King number one: New Kings are in jail for a few days.
Princess: for what!
New King number one: for many bad things,
Will give them valuable lesson.
I would go too, but it won't help, will not waste expensive space, save for the needy.
Princess number two: can we visit?
New King number one: can go every night.
Ladies are welcome but only with children, money and food.
They are only one who can be trusted in this mistrusted world.
Princess number two: how you can teach a grown.. man in few days if I cant with all my beauty?
New King number one: lots of food, strip and karaoke bars 24\7, lots of weed, wine, tv and mudic, with our guards watching endlessly.
Do what you want!
Those things better do at home.
Princess: you are telling us scary story!
New King number one: sign something for my wife.
Princess: my nude picture?
New King number one: sure.
If you have underwear you are not naked,
My wife told me that.
She is not working, making money online.
Great six is the most popular look and junior kindergarten.
Princess: this is last time I am wearing this crown with bells.
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
New King number one: New Kings are in jail for a few days.
Princess: for what!
New King number one: for many bad things,
Will give them valuable lesson.
I would go too, but it won't help, will not waste expensive space, save for the needy.
Princess number two: can we visit?
New King number one: can go every night.
Ladies are welcome but only with children, money and food.
They are only one who can be trusted in this mistrusted world.
Princess number two: how you can teach a grown.. man in few days if I cant with all my beauty?
New King number one: lots of food, strip and karaoke bars 24\7, lots of weed, wine, tv and mudic, with our guards watching endlessly.
Do what you want!
Those things better do at home.
Princess: you are telling us scary story!
New King number one: sign something for my wife.
Princess: my nude picture?
New King number one: sure.
If you have underwear you are not naked,
My wife told me that.
She is not working, making money online.
Great six is the most popular look and junior kindergarten.
Princess: this is last time I am wearing this crown with bells.
welcome to the dark side
Out of all the people who had dinner at summer 1941,
This day, in August 1946 were only old grandmother and her sister, Julia, her aunt with children who were evacuated to north and me.
No one else returned back.
Alwsys remember who gave life in your name,
Julia's grandmother said..
This day, in August 1946 were only old grandmother and her sister, Julia, her aunt with children who were evacuated to north and me.
No one else returned back.
Alwsys remember who gave life in your name,
Julia's grandmother said..
New Kings..
Donald: we will build this wall in no time.
(writing) construction work, 100 dollars an hour, pay daily, 8 hours plus two lunch breaks, full benefits package.
(adding another zero).
And doctors on both sides.
(writing) construction work, 100 dollars an hour, pay daily, 8 hours plus two lunch breaks, full benefits package.
(adding another zero).
And doctors on both sides.
Princess: New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: they put picture of pumpkin on page and wrote it's you.
Princess number two: it was me.
Princess: pumpkin?
Princess number two: is it a problem?
Princess: for 5 dollars!?
Hell no.
Princess number two: too bad you cant buy Hell.
I would buy and give it to you as a secret gift.
I bet you would open it and don't tell anyone.
And after push it to New King number four, the one you dreaming about.
Princess: really!
And where is the boyfriend!
Princess number two: let me have a good look at the darkest neighborhoods.
He works on a factory where they make weed,
Today is his day off, probably selling the expired stuff, instead of throwing it in the garbage, factory gives it to employees.
I am chopping it myself sometimes, huge bag.
Look at my new ring, its from that.
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: they put picture of pumpkin on page and wrote it's you.
Princess number two: it was me.
Princess: pumpkin?
Princess number two: is it a problem?
Princess: for 5 dollars!?
Hell no.
Princess number two: too bad you cant buy Hell.
I would buy and give it to you as a secret gift.
I bet you would open it and don't tell anyone.
And after push it to New King number four, the one you dreaming about.
Princess: really!
And where is the boyfriend!
Princess number two: let me have a good look at the darkest neighborhoods.
He works on a factory where they make weed,
Today is his day off, probably selling the expired stuff, instead of throwing it in the garbage, factory gives it to employees.
I am chopping it myself sometimes, huge bag.
Look at my new ring, its from that.
New Kings are breaking in
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Princess number two: I was watching new concert on TV,
Sad and old, old and sad.
Princess: Pigs year is coming,
May be its glimpse on it.
Princess number two: look at those cute pigs.
Princess: I bet they are for dinner.
Look at this pig, in pink, its a man!
Princess number two: it's my boyfriend.
Princess: look how he is leaning on another pig!
Princess number two: to make me jealous.
See, he is giving me all kind of looks.
Princess: really!
He is having a good one.
Princess number two: and where is the boyfriend!
Princess: I have to locate him first.
This morning he bought pig, horse, cow, disconnected his cable..
Princess number two: disconnected cable!
Princess: and run away.
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Princess number two: I was watching new concert on TV,
Sad and old, old and sad.
Princess: Pigs year is coming,
May be its glimpse on it.
Princess number two: look at those cute pigs.
Princess: I bet they are for dinner.
Look at this pig, in pink, its a man!
Princess number two: it's my boyfriend.
Princess: look how he is leaning on another pig!
Princess number two: to make me jealous.
See, he is giving me all kind of looks.
Princess: really!
He is having a good one.
Princess number two: and where is the boyfriend!
Princess: I have to locate him first.
This morning he bought pig, horse, cow, disconnected his cable..
Princess number two: disconnected cable!
Princess: and run away.
New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Princess number two: I saw picture of a man in magazine and they wrote it you.
Princess: it was me.
Princess: is it a problem?
Princess number two: not at all!
Princess: actually two men were in the picture.
Me and my boyfriend.
He was behind my back.
He is a midget.
Princess number two: I am wondering what New Kings are doing?
Princess: they are fighting.
Princess number two: who is going to win?
Princess: they have loaded guns,
Whoever will have a chance to step first.
Princess number two: I bet one ten dollars on King number one.
That's all I have.
Princess: I bet one hundred dollars on King number two.
(both making phone calls)
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Princess number two: I saw picture of a man in magazine and they wrote it you.
Princess: it was me.
Princess: is it a problem?
Princess number two: not at all!
Princess: actually two men were in the picture.
Me and my boyfriend.
He was behind my back.
He is a midget.
Princess number two: I am wondering what New Kings are doing?
Princess: they are fighting.
Princess number two: who is going to win?
Princess: they have loaded guns,
Whoever will have a chance to step first.
Princess number two: I bet one ten dollars on King number one.
That's all I have.
Princess: I bet one hundred dollars on King number two.
(both making phone calls)
don't know story
Inner voice: ladies would you stop bothering my life at any convenient time.
I have things to do.
Grandma w.: should I write it?
Inner voice: that would be nice.
You said you have few pages ready,
Or you are lying again?
Grandma w.: I should check my cat.
Postess: I am on diet for second week.
Aunt: men love fat women, I am good example to it.
Just say, no thank you to food.
Poetess: I am not equal.
Aunt: to who?
Inner voice: I am note equal myself.
And I will tell honestly that day will never come.
Grandma w.: it will be the end of the world, I watched on TV.
Aunt: one time I was equal to a judge, we used to sleep together.
All day, where is this, where is that?
Stupid.
Inner voice: eat chocolate.
I have things to do.
Grandma w.: should I write it?
Inner voice: that would be nice.
You said you have few pages ready,
Or you are lying again?
Grandma w.: I should check my cat.
Postess: I am on diet for second week.
Aunt: men love fat women, I am good example to it.
Just say, no thank you to food.
Poetess: I am not equal.
Aunt: to who?
Inner voice: I am note equal myself.
And I will tell honestly that day will never come.
Grandma w.: it will be the end of the world, I watched on TV.
Aunt: one time I was equal to a judge, we used to sleep together.
All day, where is this, where is that?
Stupid.
Inner voice: eat chocolate.
The Best and Ze Bella
Troll: 50 bucks!
King of Fools: probably my Angel was hiding from me.
I wonder now what else she is hiding!
Troll: let's check first how Fools gold looks like.
King of Fools: how?
Troll: on the Internet, how else.
King of Fools: I should've work in Chinese restaurant, eat food with giant chopsticks.
Rotate as usual.
Troll: I am sure we are going to find more.
King of Fools: probably my Angel was hiding from me.
I wonder now what else she is hiding!
Troll: let's check first how Fools gold looks like.
King of Fools: how?
Troll: on the Internet, how else.
King of Fools: I should've work in Chinese restaurant, eat food with giant chopsticks.
Rotate as usual.
Troll: I am sure we are going to find more.
New Kings are break in
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: I am performing tomorrow with new rock on my finger.
It's literally "the rock".
Princess number two: I would watch only if its free on TV,
If I have time in my busy life.. new manicure.
I am watching baboon in the zoo tomorrow,
Will learn new moves.
And I have engagement ring, much compare to your rock.
Princess: and where is the boyfriend?!
Princess number two: he is underground.
Princess: oh my Goodness!
Princess: singing in the basement, he is underground singer.
Locks himself in the underground and sings songs.
Princess: wow..
Author: I find myself enjoying young people only.
Wizard: I watch tv all day in hopes not miss anything.
It's in the gym.
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: I am performing tomorrow with new rock on my finger.
It's literally "the rock".
Princess number two: I would watch only if its free on TV,
If I have time in my busy life.. new manicure.
I am watching baboon in the zoo tomorrow,
Will learn new moves.
And I have engagement ring, much compare to your rock.
Princess: and where is the boyfriend?!
Princess number two: he is underground.
Princess: oh my Goodness!
Princess: singing in the basement, he is underground singer.
Locks himself in the underground and sings songs.
Princess: wow..
Author: I find myself enjoying young people only.
Wizard: I watch tv all day in hopes not miss anything.
It's in the gym.
New Kings..
Donald: Good morning people.
We drilled the Martians.
Hilary: how can you drill the Martians?
Donald: on top of spending two hundred millions on sending rocket to Mars, we drilled the Martians out of their secret base.
They are all here on Earth because we made a hole in their red planet, they like it blue now.
We drilled the Martians.
Hilary: how can you drill the Martians?
Donald: on top of spending two hundred millions on sending rocket to Mars, we drilled the Martians out of their secret base.
They are all here on Earth because we made a hole in their red planet, they like it blue now.
New Kings..
Donald: if this is the end of the world where should I demand my respect?
Aliens: brother Donald have you seen the Beast?
Donald: he is probably in masters chambers.
Aliens: masters?
Donald: yes we managed..
Aliens: one thousand years ago was only one chamber!
Beast: let's do what we were exactly doing and be happy.
Aliens: it's not good.
We have to go back to normal!
Donald: now we are stuck between the beast and aliens.
Like between Thor and his hummer.
Aliens: brother Donald have you seen the Beast?
Donald: he is probably in masters chambers.
Aliens: masters?
Donald: yes we managed..
Aliens: one thousand years ago was only one chamber!
Beast: let's do what we were exactly doing and be happy.
Aliens: it's not good.
We have to go back to normal!
Donald: now we are stuck between the beast and aliens.
Like between Thor and his hummer.
New Kings...
Donald: chao seniora, chao.
No more money, look at my empty pockets!
No credit card either.
All spent on Americano bonitas and local Don Juan.
See how they are sweating in the gyms now.
Cheap food..tons, free water..yeah.
Free health care, free school lunches, free movies on Saturday, employment, education.
She is going to break the wall with her fist!
Look for amore amigo, my free advise before lunching to the US.
We have renovations here.
Do you know how much they eat?
We have to build washrooms everywhere. ..chao Bella.
Seniora: no...
Donald: yes...
No more money, look at my empty pockets!
No credit card either.
All spent on Americano bonitas and local Don Juan.
See how they are sweating in the gyms now.
Cheap food..tons, free water..yeah.
Free health care, free school lunches, free movies on Saturday, employment, education.
She is going to break the wall with her fist!
Look for amore amigo, my free advise before lunching to the US.
We have renovations here.
Do you know how much they eat?
We have to build washrooms everywhere. ..chao Bella.
Seniora: no...
Donald: yes...
Welcome to the dark side
Old house again.
I never felt comfortable around, only in the house.
Always warm living room, radio, clock, tv.
Julia looking at the huge mirror and smiling.
I think I am beautiful, - she says.
So you didn’t go to medical university?
They would pay for us..
I am looking at old magazines, like time goes back in years.
“It was 1939, we are from small village.
Dinner time, my mother cooking,
My father reading newspaper, all day working on the farm.
Always working, my mom is still young woman,
Looking ten years older.
That’s not your place, now my father is looking at me.
What you will see here.
Go to your aunt and finish school over there.
In the city you can get passport.
This how I went to live with my aunt.
I was able to work at day time and go night school.
Girl my age was in the shop line in front of me.
Very light skin, nicely styled hair, and clothes I’ve never seen in my life.
She was wearing black rich coat, small hat and white blouse with red flowers on the top.
Probably she noticed me staring and smiled.
Very beautiful! I smiled back.
Really! I made it all by myself.
My name is Julia.
Once in a while we would meet,
And one day Julia asked if I want to visit her house.
Her house was far from the city,
We had to walk for a while in the dark.
Aren’t you afraid to walk by yourself.
I never felt comfortable around, only in the house.
Always warm living room, radio, clock, tv.
Julia looking at the huge mirror and smiling.
I think I am beautiful, - she says.
So you didn’t go to medical university?
They would pay for us..
I am looking at old magazines, like time goes back in years.
“It was 1939, we are from small village.
Dinner time, my mother cooking,
My father reading newspaper, all day working on the farm.
Always working, my mom is still young woman,
Looking ten years older.
That’s not your place, now my father is looking at me.
What you will see here.
Go to your aunt and finish school over there.
In the city you can get passport.
This how I went to live with my aunt.
I was able to work at day time and go night school.
Girl my age was in the shop line in front of me.
Very light skin, nicely styled hair, and clothes I’ve never seen in my life.
She was wearing black rich coat, small hat and white blouse with red flowers on the top.
Probably she noticed me staring and smiled.
Very beautiful! I smiled back.
Really! I made it all by myself.
My name is Julia.
Once in a while we would meet,
And one day Julia asked if I want to visit her house.
Her house was far from the city,
We had to walk for a while in the dark.
Aren’t you afraid to walk by yourself.
New Kings are breaking in
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: I was choking looking at your new figure.
You should work for security,
Everyone will walk away.
Princess number two: I was choking when your boyfriend had saliva all over his face enjoying my physical updates.
Princess: he was probably looking at your blue butt.
Princess number two: those are kisses.
Princess: more looks like some kind of animal put his lips on after having a smoke.
Princess number two: and where is the boyfriend!
Princess: he is sleeping.. tired from kisses too!
Started kissing me on Tuesday, finished yesterday.
One week.
I am all in strawberry, vodka, beer and martini, his favourite flavours.
Princess number two: is he still sleeping?
Princess: blue too, I think kisses are contagious.
Princess number two: I wonder where are New Kings?
Probably we will find out from news,
I wonder if they are up to something?
Princess: knowing New Kings we shouldn't expect anything good.
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: I was choking looking at your new figure.
You should work for security,
Everyone will walk away.
Princess number two: I was choking when your boyfriend had saliva all over his face enjoying my physical updates.
Princess: he was probably looking at your blue butt.
Princess number two: those are kisses.
Princess: more looks like some kind of animal put his lips on after having a smoke.
Princess number two: and where is the boyfriend!
Princess: he is sleeping.. tired from kisses too!
Started kissing me on Tuesday, finished yesterday.
One week.
I am all in strawberry, vodka, beer and martini, his favourite flavours.
Princess number two: is he still sleeping?
Princess: blue too, I think kisses are contagious.
Princess number two: I wonder where are New Kings?
Probably we will find out from news,
I wonder if they are up to something?
Princess: knowing New Kings we shouldn't expect anything good.
The Best and Ze Bella.
King of Fools (on the phone): if I wear pants, I don't wear pink!
I love you too baby,
See you later.
(to Troll): my Angel.
Troll (shaking): there is fire all over the house!
King of Fools: oh.. this how we warm up at winter.
Summer is over, summer is caput,
We have to nice and warm here.
Let's get back to work.
I love you too baby,
See you later.
(to Troll): my Angel.
Troll (shaking): there is fire all over the house!
King of Fools: oh.. this how we warm up at winter.
Summer is over, summer is caput,
We have to nice and warm here.
Let's get back to work.
New Kings..
Donald: if it's the end of the world,
Where should I demand my respect?
Obviously not in America.
Let's not worry about it gentlemen (group of young people).
There are different types of men, but only one type of women.
Nothing will work, trust me, if you are not working.
See I put VIP sign on the grass.
If you find gold you can keep 80%, 10 goes to the government and 10 to landlord of this gorgeous property.
Where should I demand my respect?
Obviously not in America.
Let's not worry about it gentlemen (group of young people).
There are different types of men, but only one type of women.
Nothing will work, trust me, if you are not working.
See I put VIP sign on the grass.
If you find gold you can keep 80%, 10 goes to the government and 10 to landlord of this gorgeous property.
New Kings are breaking in
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: I received very important award with charger and sign "100%".
Princess number two: for what?
Princess: .. and my boyfriend got tattoo in my name " better then Hell".
Princess number two: everything is better then Hell.
Princess: and where is the boyfriend?
Princess number two: he was listening me singing and as soon I took my clothes off,
He picked my dress and shoes, wore it on himself, said "thank you" and left.
Do you think it's sign of big love?
Princess: if he is not back to eat, the love is doomed.
According to Sigmund Freud, men ways return to their friedges.
Princess number two: should I call first or let him suffer?
Princess: according to Sigmund Freud wait until he drinks enough aqua.
And there is magnificent Old King
Handsome and charming.
Princess: I received very important award with charger and sign "100%".
Princess number two: for what?
Princess: .. and my boyfriend got tattoo in my name " better then Hell".
Princess number two: everything is better then Hell.
Princess: and where is the boyfriend?
Princess number two: he was listening me singing and as soon I took my clothes off,
He picked my dress and shoes, wore it on himself, said "thank you" and left.
Do you think it's sign of big love?
Princess: if he is not back to eat, the love is doomed.
According to Sigmund Freud, men ways return to their friedges.
Princess number two: should I call first or let him suffer?
Princess: according to Sigmund Freud wait until he drinks enough aqua.
His name was "Grandpa",
Crowns on his fingers.
Long live criminal,
Thief in law.
Would he recognize me now,
Would he remember my name?
Now he is probably more then one hundred
And I am not little girl any more.
My grandmother was his special friend.
Thief in law can’t have family, can’t get married.
I am freedom, here and there,
What can be more then freedom and beautiful women?
Make sure you all stay this way.
Long time ago our first strippers were showing me how to walk and how to dress..
Jail guards drove him sick to my grandmother's hospital and said,
You know we wait, he won't make it,
Don't have to drive back and forth,
Was too hot, too far or cold.
You will sign necessary papers and all be okay.
She was telling later, it was nightmare,
What do you mean he will .. here on this bed?
Great grandmother at home was praying,
My grandmother was sitting near his bed day at night holding hand on his chest.
Things worked out, years went by
And I am wearing gold ring made from stolen Siberian mines.
The story is not about justice and crimes.
When I was in school he was living with us for about one year, renting room.
Every week someone would call and bring food in plastic bag,
Mostly young men and sweet women with bright eyeshadow and lips.
Always fresh cucumbers, tomatoes, green onion, smell I cant forget and can food.
When I was moody, he would look at me trough thick glasses and ask,
What's wrong with you?
Like with surprise.
I say, nothing,
Something wrong with her?
And I would always laugh..
Crowns on his fingers.
Long live criminal,
Thief in law.
Would he recognize me now,
Would he remember my name?
Now he is probably more then one hundred
And I am not little girl any more.
My grandmother was his special friend.
Thief in law can’t have family, can’t get married.
I am freedom, here and there,
What can be more then freedom and beautiful women?
Make sure you all stay this way.
Long time ago our first strippers were showing me how to walk and how to dress..
Jail guards drove him sick to my grandmother's hospital and said,
You know we wait, he won't make it,
Don't have to drive back and forth,
Was too hot, too far or cold.
You will sign necessary papers and all be okay.
She was telling later, it was nightmare,
What do you mean he will .. here on this bed?
Great grandmother at home was praying,
My grandmother was sitting near his bed day at night holding hand on his chest.
Things worked out, years went by
And I am wearing gold ring made from stolen Siberian mines.
The story is not about justice and crimes.
When I was in school he was living with us for about one year, renting room.
Every week someone would call and bring food in plastic bag,
Mostly young men and sweet women with bright eyeshadow and lips.
Always fresh cucumbers, tomatoes, green onion, smell I cant forget and can food.
When I was moody, he would look at me trough thick glasses and ask,
What's wrong with you?
Like with surprise.
I say, nothing,
Something wrong with her?
And I would always laugh..
New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Wizard: who are those black creatures with tails and why are they all fat?
Author: not all, normal one was told to get out.
Princess: at the yesterday show you looked like turkey between chickens.
Never mind, I didn't have a spark.
Princess number two: this show is not for you,
It’s for men.
Princess: and what they would expect to see?
Princess number two: many things, but in their imagination.
Princess: your type is whiny white men.
Princess number two: and where is your boyfriend?!
Princess: my Latino baby in Mexico.
He has to carry bags on his back all the way to here.
At least he said it was the order.
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Wizard: who are those black creatures with tails and why are they all fat?
Author: not all, normal one was told to get out.
Princess: at the yesterday show you looked like turkey between chickens.
Never mind, I didn't have a spark.
Princess number two: this show is not for you,
It’s for men.
Princess: and what they would expect to see?
Princess number two: many things, but in their imagination.
Princess: your type is whiny white men.
Princess number two: and where is your boyfriend?!
Princess: my Latino baby in Mexico.
He has to carry bags on his back all the way to here.
At least he said it was the order.
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