Fools gold

King of Fools: what is this!
Troll: work.
King of Fools: you didn't find anything more stupid to do.
Troll: we only make copies. 
King of Fools: if you sit on the printer we copy you too.
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!
Yes, have a wonderful weekend!