Pharaoh

New King number one: you look hot.

New King number two: I am hot.

We have package for you,

It's in the box.

Pharaoh: no.

New King number two: no?

Pharaoh: no.

I am not spending nine dollars on it.

New King number two: what if you get hungry?

Pharaoh: it's a brand new thing for me.