Pharaoh

Pharaoh: what is this creepy sound!
New King number one: so many stones. 
Pharaoh: where are you taking it?
New King number one: you said.
Pharaoh: you have all those machines!
New King number one: who is going to help me!?
Pharaoh: the machines!
New Queen number one: you know what's more amazing?
You got taller today.
Pharaoh: taller than yesterday?
New Queen number one: the tallest of all.
Pharaoh: it feels like I was born the other day.
New Queen number one: it was the other day.
Marrying yourself is not very helpful.