Pharaoh.

Pharaoh: what is the story behind it?
New King number one: two here and two here.
Pharaoh: how do you know?
New King number one: for one thousand years!
Pharaoh: where is the cutie pie?
New King number one: we paid three hundred boxes.
Pharaoh: this is cheap. 
New King number one: at least she looks normal. 
Servant 1: say "yes".
Servant 2: may be she is confused.
Servant 1: add peeling to her skin. 
New King number one: gorgeous. 
Servant 2: what to do with the mummy?
New King number one: don't bother us. 
Sweetheart, you will marry Pharaoh and ask where he hid the treasures and if we need a truck to carry it. 
Everything except the history.
History we already know.
New Queen number one: is that another one?
New King number one: only one.
How many times do I have to tell you.