Pharaoh

New King number one: some percent. 
Pharaoh: let me see.
New King number one: its like a bag.
You think you can fit it?
Pharaoh: the experience!
Three and a half thousand years.
New Queen number one: baby boomer. 
Pharaoh: funny.
New King number one: if you don't eat that much.
Pharaoh: where is the pyramid?
Have you been circling a piece of chicken!?
New King number one: you can have two!
Pharaoh: common man.
New Queen number one: where is mine?
New King number one: you can have kitchen here.