New Kings.

New King number one: where's piggy?

Piggy: like piggy that works?

I am not that kind of piggy.

Angry birds are pigs.

New King number one: why are you so big anyway?

Where do we get this giant pigs?

Piggy: why do you have to be so precise.

Five dollars and five cents. 

Make it ten.

New King number one: does money grow on trees?

Piggy: sometimes. 

It made out of paper.