Fools gold

King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!
Use shampoo, we can give you some.
Hold on, mister Troll, how often do you use shampoo?
Troll: where's the tape roll?
King of Fools (on the phone): we always do good job.
Do you still want us to send you extra pigs?
Troll: where's the tape roll?
King of Fools: what tape roll?
Troll: the tape roll.
King of Fools: yeah, yeah, yeah!
Troll: where is everyone?
King of Fools: they forgot to wear mask.
(on the phone) mister Troll is here.
We are having a blast!
Why our pigs are much cheaper?
(whispering) they love to breed.
You have to find room for little pigs.
You can check our showroom. 
No, they don't have two houses,  they have one.