I tell Jaden:
Mommy (me) is fat
(Like a household word already).
And he is like:
I love your fat beautiful belly!
And he really does
(I think one day he is going to bring home big fat woman)..
Today, first thing in the morning
He says:
Mommy, you don't have the biggest belly.
(Me: Oh, no!)
Jaden with big surprised look
No you don't, what do you mean?
Because a girl has the biggest belly,
She blow up the whole entire swimming pool,
She is fatter than an elephant
(the exact words after watching some "be ridiculousness" show I guess like an expert).
Me again (with surprise to encourage the knowledge): wow, I didn't know that..
We are home today, no preschool. .
