Inner voice : sometimes she lies.
She tells me, she is busy and she is not.
Poetess : I went jogging last night,
It was already dark..
Inner voice : really?
Poetess : it was dark and there was only one star on the sky..
Inner voice : what happened to the rest?
Poetess : ... with those pointy corners, like in books.
Inner voice : wow... (making sign that Poetess doesn't know what she is talking about).
Aunt (writing): slow down please..
I have to tell something my clients while massaging.
Poetess : and then I think I saw a shadow.
Mom: it was a cat.
Aunt: this what I say too,
It was a skunk.
Sometimes our medicine, I am sorry, stinks and this why people go to me.
Poetess : ... then people started to talk from no where, were jogging too..
I almost jump up.
Aunt (writing): so it was shadow, star and unknown cat if you want one call me..
Inner voice (to Poetess) : why don't you stay home at night?
Grandma witch : at least it's a safe city,
I go out only with paper spray.
Poetess : and on top of it,
Its fasting month now..
Yesterday I had a hamburger, today I had ham.
Grandma : tell me how are you going to get in shape?
Aunt : by a miracle.
Grandma: how it works?
Everyone: what do you mean,
Aren't you the one who told us?
Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
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Nice person (to Inner voice): you look happy every day.
Inner voice (wiping lipstick from his hands and lip balm from his work and gym bags): its Monday!
(to the audience): I like my lips moisturized.
Inner voice (wiping lipstick from his hands and lip balm from his work and gym bags): its Monday!
(to the audience): I like my lips moisturized.
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Inner voice (to group of students): women like to feel equal.
...That was first time when I and her were equal.
I was completely naked ...
Obviously something was going on.
Sometimes I didn't understand what she was talking about,
Probably demanding more rights in the kitchen.
Feminists, you know..they don't like to sleep alone.
(to the kissing students) Making notes already!
(continues) ..Then she widely started to switch lanes.
Another feminists tactic.
As a listener engaged in the discussion,
I stayed close to the heat, the bitch and the fire,
Music was on, TV on, me on, she was on.
We were perfecting feminism.
I was representing all the men
Until I was acting like a mommy,
Had to go to the kitchen and bring food.
Equity is everything.
...That was first time when I and her were equal.
I was completely naked ...
Obviously something was going on.
Sometimes I didn't understand what she was talking about,
Probably demanding more rights in the kitchen.
Feminists, you know..they don't like to sleep alone.
(to the kissing students) Making notes already!
(continues) ..Then she widely started to switch lanes.
Another feminists tactic.
As a listener engaged in the discussion,
I stayed close to the heat, the bitch and the fire,
Music was on, TV on, me on, she was on.
We were perfecting feminism.
I was representing all the men
Until I was acting like a mommy,
Had to go to the kitchen and bring food.
Equity is everything.
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Inner voice: she always get upset when I tell her my dreams.
Poetess: I have to loose thirty-five pounds.
Inner voice: I was dreaming about picking up a hot girl in the club.
Ouch.. I see jealousy here...
You don't know the entire dream.
This hot girl was dreaming to pick me up in the club.
And I resisted!
Yes, my friends, I joined army of resistance!
Poetess: I have to loose thirty-five pounds.
Inner voice: I was dreaming about picking up a hot girl in the club.
Ouch.. I see jealousy here...
You don't know the entire dream.
This hot girl was dreaming to pick me up in the club.
And I resisted!
Yes, my friends, I joined army of resistance!
Good morning
Everything is good
Feeling good
It's first rainy day outside
I was talking to my grandmother
She says it's good that I went to medical university in 1947,
My aunt says, this morning too,
It's good that I went to live in the forest for a year in 1990 th..
And I say it's good that I go to gym once in a while in 2017..
Years...
Everything is going to be good:)
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Woman on the phone: you don't rub it in,
You put it on top just like this.
Poetess: I would like to apply for Golden Cabbage Award...
Woman on the phone: are you our porno movie actor?
Poetess: no.
Woman on the phone: good for you.
Do you have Golden Potatoe Award?
Poetess: no.
Woman on the phone: good for you.
First you have to have Golden Onion Award,
Then Golden Tomato Award,
Golden Coffee, Golden Advil, Golden Junk Food,
Then Golden Potatoe, when famous writers are here with cars and here with houses and here on vacation and you are here with Golden Potatoe Award.
When you have Golden Couch Award you can call yourself a well known writer.
With Golden Surprise Award you can retire.
Don't forget Golden Garbage Award.
Poetess: why everything is Golden?
Woman on the phone: well, you have to pay for it.
Poetess: with gold?
Woman on the phone: American dollars would be fine.
We are international company.
You put it on top just like this.
Poetess: I would like to apply for Golden Cabbage Award...
Woman on the phone: are you our porno movie actor?
Poetess: no.
Woman on the phone: good for you.
Do you have Golden Potatoe Award?
Poetess: no.
Woman on the phone: good for you.
First you have to have Golden Onion Award,
Then Golden Tomato Award,
Golden Coffee, Golden Advil, Golden Junk Food,
Then Golden Potatoe, when famous writers are here with cars and here with houses and here on vacation and you are here with Golden Potatoe Award.
When you have Golden Couch Award you can call yourself a well known writer.
With Golden Surprise Award you can retire.
Don't forget Golden Garbage Award.
Poetess: why everything is Golden?
Woman on the phone: well, you have to pay for it.
Poetess: with gold?
Woman on the phone: American dollars would be fine.
We are international company.
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Sister: you are at work again!
Inner voice: who dreams about what,
I am dreaming about Golden Idiot Award.
Do you know what is the top prize? (crossing).
They have seven awards,
Five with statues and three with statues and gift cards from insurance companies and one for outstanding performance (crossing again).
Poetess: what do you mean he jumped without parachute?
From where?
Mom: don't be stupid.
Aunt: he is all right.
Let's talk about something nice.
Grandma: we are going to have kittens soon.
Poetess: why did he jumped.
Mom: he is an idiot.
Inner voice: competition.
Aunt: he tried to see if he become better person (loud) but it didn't work.
Poetess: from helicopter?
Mom: no from a car.
Aunt: some thing they open here.
You can ride a horse or you can jump from a plane.
Poetess: is he okay?
Aunt: he already ruined my echo machine.
Inner voice: who dreams about what,
I am dreaming about Golden Idiot Award.
Do you know what is the top prize? (crossing).
They have seven awards,
Five with statues and three with statues and gift cards from insurance companies and one for outstanding performance (crossing again).
Poetess: what do you mean he jumped without parachute?
From where?
Mom: don't be stupid.
Aunt: he is all right.
Let's talk about something nice.
Grandma: we are going to have kittens soon.
Poetess: why did he jumped.
Mom: he is an idiot.
Inner voice: competition.
Aunt: he tried to see if he become better person (loud) but it didn't work.
Poetess: from helicopter?
Mom: no from a car.
Aunt: some thing they open here.
You can ride a horse or you can jump from a plane.
Poetess: is he okay?
Aunt: he already ruined my echo machine.
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Poetess: I didn't know if I should go on with this story..
Was thinking for a few hours.
It's only about ...okay, nothing about wisdom or common sense.
Grandma: wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age shows up alone.
Grandma Witch: is it me you are looking here?
Poetess: I read my first poems to one lady,
I would say old lady now,
But she is going to be mad.
She is twice older then me,
And I read my first poems exactly this aga difference.
The thing is she is doing absolutely good, never been ...like perfect.
Grandma: I have a copy too.
Poetess: so it's only about..
And I want to receive it from (looking up).
Voice (from the up): I am not surprised.
Nice lady(the real witch): from Bank of universe?
Poetess: yes.
Inner voice: I want Golden Idiot Award.
Poetess: don't congratulate me, I am almost two hundred pounds.
Aunt: and I told him, don't grab .. me if you call me Grandma.
So I was driving with closed eyes,
Then I thought were am I going,
And boom, the police..
Mom(to Poetess): I am telling you, back home and sell kittens with me.
Aunt: forest, forest for a year, nature, fresh air.
I will give you all my old ladies.
Poetess: it's not a real story.
Grandma: save us at least from that.
Inner voice: I don't think i can massage old women,
I would wish they would..
Was thinking for a few hours.
It's only about ...okay, nothing about wisdom or common sense.
Grandma: wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age shows up alone.
Grandma Witch: is it me you are looking here?
Poetess: I read my first poems to one lady,
I would say old lady now,
But she is going to be mad.
She is twice older then me,
And I read my first poems exactly this aga difference.
The thing is she is doing absolutely good, never been ...like perfect.
Grandma: I have a copy too.
Poetess: so it's only about..
And I want to receive it from (looking up).
Voice (from the up): I am not surprised.
Nice lady(the real witch): from Bank of universe?
Poetess: yes.
Inner voice: I want Golden Idiot Award.
Poetess: don't congratulate me, I am almost two hundred pounds.
Aunt: and I told him, don't grab .. me if you call me Grandma.
So I was driving with closed eyes,
Then I thought were am I going,
And boom, the police..
Mom(to Poetess): I am telling you, back home and sell kittens with me.
Aunt: forest, forest for a year, nature, fresh air.
I will give you all my old ladies.
Poetess: it's not a real story.
Grandma: save us at least from that.
Inner voice: I don't think i can massage old women,
I would wish they would..
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Poetess : I talked to critics and they said my grammar sucks.
Inner voice : every year when the weather is getting warm, I go crazy...
(to Poetess ) : fack you and your grammar. (taking clothes off).
Poetess : what is this?
Inner voice : this what word "fack" means.
Learn English my dear.
Poetess: when I will have one thousand dollars I will write a book with one million pages.
Inner voice : every year when the weather is getting warm, I go crazy...
(to Poetess ) : fack you and your grammar. (taking clothes off).
Poetess : what is this?
Inner voice : this what word "fack" means.
Learn English my dear.
Poetess: when I will have one thousand dollars I will write a book with one million pages.
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