Inner voice (on the stage with a cook book, reading): we have to approach a chick delicately with self-esteem and curious force.
It's dinner time and the chick is already on the table.
Okay, we are not some kind of animals, but university educated cooks, restaurant chefs and group leaders, productive from 9 am to 12 pm.
Personally I would go to bed right way.
What chicks I prefer?
Fat, mostly 156×150×163 (making a circle with hands),
They have better personality and cook good as well.
Cooking good is a gift.
Do you know being fat is a new trend now.
Soon being old will be new trend and we all here will be very trendy people.
Ouch, dirty mop again, it's not very hygienic on the kitchen.
Straight to my the most weakest spot, my lips and hands!
Were is our natural delicacy ladies?
We only know each other for a few minutes.
Any culinary questions?
Grandma: when will be warm outside?
Inner voice : with you my dear I will talk individually near your new big screen TV and computer.
Poetess : I have a question.
Some people at work don't play lottery because of their religious beliefs
And they are jealous when I win sometimes.
Why?
Old man: I broke my glasses today,
Can't see demn thing,
And she is pushing me her cell phone and asking to pick winning numbers.
Inner voice : are they all women?
Women are more sensitive then men,
Because men know other places.
Simply speaking they don't give a fuck.
Any more questions?
