don't know story

Donald: let's act stupid and pretend we have no idea what's going on.
Grandma Witch: grandpa is preaching again.
Donald: I am a comedian, this what we do.
Who did you think I am here?
Inner voice: I will keep going with "I don't know".
Narrator: you have ten questions and one is right.
Which means if you pick one right, you have one out of ten chances to succeed.
Inner voice: what lottery is that?
Poetess: I have to do something different..
Grandma Witch: look for a pen.
Narrator: I teach fast.
Inner voice: one thing I can't resist it's food and old movies.
Author: I have another stories and poems too, this one I am writing now.