don't know story

The Bad one: and?
Where is beautiful story about me?
Good thing I am in wonderful mood.
Grandma Witch: Boss is here, let's hide.
The Bad one (to himself): stupid witches.
... is your boss.
(louder) stupid rules, stupid laws, stupid taxes (counting one million dollars), stupid birds (wiping expensive car), stupid weather .. plus one hundred degrees, stupid people.
Inner voice: not every one.
The Bad one: good thing I am too busy saving this planet,
Your friends won't hesitate to blew it up.
Inner voice: my books...
The Bad one: exactly.
Donald: we have a great news from a la France.
And if anyone asks my name again,
Tell them I have identity crisis!
My, ours, a Le Franse, madam, has new president.
I told myself, look at this kid, how fast he rides his a la bicycle on the beach,
Left, right, unknown circles, bumpted at few people.
Let him do the same in politics.
Eat croissants and make a la  French love.
Arevuare.
What a .. is French love?
Oh, madmoasele, you provoque me on French kiss,
In my le officie..
Well for that I have to take off my jacket
And you have to take off your shoes,
Since you have nothing else on you...
Sit right here on top of this dictionary and some paperwork..
And don't talk, this is a la American style.
Arevuar, busy..