don't know story

Author : I wonder when I am going to write happy ever after for this story?
It's going to be nice and beautiful by the way.
I hope I don't forget one day I was the one writing it.
Won't ask idiotic questions what a ...is this on page one million and three.
Inner voice: thank you very much for my 55 Idiot of the year award.
Long life people, still have dreams .. mostly pornografique..
My bonus!
Cactus!
What for? To sit on!
And porno magazine from 1990!
And this woman!
And the dog, kid, bicycle, piggy bank!
Fantastic!
Poetess : do you know that top of your hand feels exactly like your vagina?
We have a girl at work, she is a science student.
I was touching my hand for a while today, see, very smooth..
The real witch : really?