New Kings

On the set of a new movie " Titanic ".
Donald and Hilary are still on the iceberg.
Hilary : where is this ... (swears) pig?
Donald ( twitting ) : what?
Hilary : the pig for dinner!
Donald : must be in the freezer.
Hilary : so start digging!
If the bears get it before you,
I impeach you for breakfast.
Donald (looking at the ice): which side my dear ?