Donald (walking around in the sand): after North Korean missile lunch..after North Korean missile lunch ..
Hilary (in the sand) : what happened?!
Donald : after North Korean lunch. .
I am looking for the government ...
Hilary : you are the government!
Donald : not in this situation.
Hilary : but illegal immigrants can get to us and take our jobs.
Donald : how are they going to get here? On boats!? Hilary : they will fly illegally.
Donald : no, they will walk, now the Earth is one pice, one big continent!
Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
New Kings. ..
Harvey (dreaming all night) : I am sitting with two sexy girls. Sexy girl on the left and sexy girl on the right.
I am loving this sandwich..
(Very next day).
Harvey : doctor, I am having nightmares!
Doctor : focus on obese women today.
(From next door, lady's voice): how long do I have to stare at these old fucks?!
Doctor (looking at the watch): five more minutes.
(across the room men's voice): ... when she looks at me I feel like a tiger is ready to jump, then she smiles with glossy lips and looks in my eyes, she is going to eat me alive..
Doctor : this what messing you up.
You know what it is.
Don't make any sounds in the house and ..
Well, try to learn techniques without looking.
(to Harvey): some people are really disturbed..
I am loving this sandwich..
(Very next day).
Harvey : doctor, I am having nightmares!
Doctor : focus on obese women today.
(From next door, lady's voice): how long do I have to stare at these old fucks?!
Doctor (looking at the watch): five more minutes.
(across the room men's voice): ... when she looks at me I feel like a tiger is ready to jump, then she smiles with glossy lips and looks in my eyes, she is going to eat me alive..
Doctor : this what messing you up.
You know what it is.
Don't make any sounds in the house and ..
Well, try to learn techniques without looking.
(to Harvey): some people are really disturbed..
New Kings. .
Donald : what is this?
This is political humour.
Who writes political humour now days?
People who didn't go to colleges or universities to learn how to write.
Thank you.
Anyway, let's not stress myself over anything not related to my beautiful wife. . work.
(Hilary is giving a look and changes "wife" on "work").
Donald : my schedule for today:
Breakfast..
Lunch..
Dinner. .
Supper..
Glass of milk
Reading a book before going to bed..
Seeing sweet dreams..
Hilary (smiling) : I will vote for you in 2020!
Donald : can you hold this round thing over my head (points at hoola hoop) please while I am taking pictures.
This is political humour.
Who writes political humour now days?
People who didn't go to colleges or universities to learn how to write.
Thank you.
Anyway, let's not stress myself over anything not related to my beautiful wife. . work.
(Hilary is giving a look and changes "wife" on "work").
Donald : my schedule for today:
Breakfast..
Lunch..
Dinner. .
Supper..
Glass of milk
Reading a book before going to bed..
Seeing sweet dreams..
Hilary (smiling) : I will vote for you in 2020!
Donald : can you hold this round thing over my head (points at hoola hoop) please while I am taking pictures.
New Kings. ..
Donald: today I inherited Middle East!
Why did I inherit it? (looking for answer) did I inherit anything else?
It would be funny, telling my voters. (keeps reading)
(to himself) Hopefully we didn't ...touch any lands ...
The world is quiet!
I inherited Middle East after lunch,
And you will not move me from this bedroom?
What was I doing? ... To bring peace in the mess and jobs in US.
Only one continent will be working, it is America,
Every other country will be buying our products.
Melania : very interesting!
This what you do at lunch!?
Dreaming!
Hilary (watching on TV): he should inherit a mummy.
Bill: I wonder how much this inheritance will last.
Hilary : everyone inherits Middle East, what's the news.
Donald : we will trade our weapons, the swards.
And will start from liberals.
Why did I inherit it? (looking for answer) did I inherit anything else?
It would be funny, telling my voters. (keeps reading)
(to himself) Hopefully we didn't ...touch any lands ...
The world is quiet!
I inherited Middle East after lunch,
And you will not move me from this bedroom?
What was I doing? ... To bring peace in the mess and jobs in US.
Only one continent will be working, it is America,
Every other country will be buying our products.
Melania : very interesting!
This what you do at lunch!?
Dreaming!
Hilary (watching on TV): he should inherit a mummy.
Bill: I wonder how much this inheritance will last.
Hilary : everyone inherits Middle East, what's the news.
Donald : we will trade our weapons, the swards.
And will start from liberals.
New Kings. ..
Donald : Wishing all citizens, man, women, children and senior citizens to be happy and successful
like me and have my job with 1000000 a year salary.
(looking at old woman).
... Madam don't count zeros in my paycheck, count in yours.
This how we (looking at the old woman again) will make America great again.
When we all have one hundred zeroes in our paychecks.
Hilary : every year?
Donald : can never fully educate women. ..
Every day!
Hilary : what kind of job it will be?
Donald : oh ...my dear..
Superhero jobs!
Hilary : I am sure there are some tricks to get this jobs.
Donald : yes.. you have to wear box on your head. With ice.
Hilary : so if you knocked on the steps we all have yo wear boxes with ice and look at the corners?
Donald : this is not even lie.
like me and have my job with 1000000 a year salary.
(looking at old woman).
... Madam don't count zeros in my paycheck, count in yours.
This how we (looking at the old woman again) will make America great again.
When we all have one hundred zeroes in our paychecks.
Hilary : every year?
Donald : can never fully educate women. ..
Every day!
Hilary : what kind of job it will be?
Donald : oh ...my dear..
Superhero jobs!
Hilary : I am sure there are some tricks to get this jobs.
Donald : yes.. you have to wear box on your head. With ice.
Hilary : so if you knocked on the steps we all have yo wear boxes with ice and look at the corners?
Donald : this is not even lie.
I was talking to my grandmother on the phone. .
Remember your name,
Remember your name!
Mother is hugging crying little daughter.
Officer mad, pushing away.
Remember your name,
Remember your name. ..
New Kings. .
Hilary (vacuums carpet and dumps water from inside of the vacuum into the kitchen sink): Honey, dinner is ready!
Donald : I will skip the dishes..
I will eat from this frying pan with my hands!
Hilary : some one stole my idea..
Donald : I drink from the juice box too.
Hilary : you know Bill never complained.
Donald : where is Bill?
What happened to this water pipes?
Hilary : oh.. the neighbour was smoking.
He wasn't allowed at home, so he used to stop by here.
Donald : and where is the neighbour?
Hilary : probably on the moon by now.
Donald (reading sign on the door): "welcome to the door".
Hilary : for my dog.
Donald : I like this honk.
Hilary (happy): really!
This is my system to escape.
(slow) The chair is the ... space ... shuttle ... chair
Samsung Galaxy.
Donald : aren't you lucky..
Hilary : no honking.
Donald : I will skip the dishes..
I will eat from this frying pan with my hands!
Hilary : some one stole my idea..
Donald : I drink from the juice box too.
Hilary : you know Bill never complained.
Donald : where is Bill?
What happened to this water pipes?
Hilary : oh.. the neighbour was smoking.
He wasn't allowed at home, so he used to stop by here.
Donald : and where is the neighbour?
Hilary : probably on the moon by now.
Donald (reading sign on the door): "welcome to the door".
Hilary : for my dog.
Donald : I like this honk.
Hilary (happy): really!
This is my system to escape.
(slow) The chair is the ... space ... shuttle ... chair
Samsung Galaxy.
Donald : aren't you lucky..
Hilary : no honking.
New Kings. ..
"In the news room".
Journalist (looking at the new page) : I don't see any humour here,
I see only pornography.
Now we have to call ladies all over the world.
Unfortunately, some people don't know how to write.
They only know how to do things..
Hilary: is that your business?
Journalist : everything in newspapers is my business!
Hilary : you are the one writing it.
Journalist: this what I am getting paid for, 60 bucks per hour.
(writing).. besides having the same package called
" high cholesterol". ..
Hilary : when people decide to beat up some journalists, call me (deleting email).
Journalist: I personally love only one woman.
(screaming) Help me!
TV host: And back to the newsroom.
Astrological prognosis from Mr. President for 2018 economy in ten minutes, stay tuned.
Producer : no more French kisses or French love either in our day time show.
Only American style, after lots of food, no burping on the side gentlemen.
Ladies (pushing group of women out of the door), you have to go now, see you in my dreams.
Multiple women can be a case of multiple sclerosis.
Hilary : what about multiple men for women?
What.. I am interested as a daily reader.
Doctor: this is healthy.
Donald (in the news room) : according to Mars, planet of strict dominant commitment and Uranus, planet with water,
Mostly we will be focusing on liquids, such as natural gas and oil.
TV host (continues) : first person who will jump up on the floor and give us a call will be predicting future of our economy for next week.
Donald : on coffee.. now back to work people.
Journalist : it's been a pleasure.
Journalist (looking at the new page) : I don't see any humour here,
I see only pornography.
Now we have to call ladies all over the world.
Unfortunately, some people don't know how to write.
They only know how to do things..
Hilary: is that your business?
Journalist : everything in newspapers is my business!
Hilary : you are the one writing it.
Journalist: this what I am getting paid for, 60 bucks per hour.
(writing).. besides having the same package called
" high cholesterol". ..
Hilary : when people decide to beat up some journalists, call me (deleting email).
Journalist: I personally love only one woman.
(screaming) Help me!
TV host: And back to the newsroom.
Astrological prognosis from Mr. President for 2018 economy in ten minutes, stay tuned.
Producer : no more French kisses or French love either in our day time show.
Only American style, after lots of food, no burping on the side gentlemen.
Ladies (pushing group of women out of the door), you have to go now, see you in my dreams.
Multiple women can be a case of multiple sclerosis.
Hilary : what about multiple men for women?
What.. I am interested as a daily reader.
Doctor: this is healthy.
Donald (in the news room) : according to Mars, planet of strict dominant commitment and Uranus, planet with water,
Mostly we will be focusing on liquids, such as natural gas and oil.
TV host (continues) : first person who will jump up on the floor and give us a call will be predicting future of our economy for next week.
Donald : on coffee.. now back to work people.
Journalist : it's been a pleasure.
New Kings. ..
On the set of a new movie " Dreamers".
Hilary (wakes up; big round clock shows 9 am): and where is my housekeeper?
Donald (teasingly): I am here!
(Hilary is starting at Donald with very surprised look).
Donald : hi baby, do you have the high picks?
Make sure the paperwork is done too,
I will check after my lunch.
(Hilary screams).
Donald (covering the ears) : who else on earth is screaming at 9 o'clock in the morning?
Time to go to work, my love!
I'll be missing you, speaking about dreamers...
Hilary : what is this? (looking around).
Donald : your home.
Hilary : and who are you?
Donald : who do you think I am, your beloved husband.
Hilary : our President!
Donald : I am all here.. in one piece baby.
Now, get up and go make breakfast for me and the kids.
(Hilary is wiping her eyes).
Donald (thinking) : I should change number 13 on the door.
Hilary (finally wakes up) : oh my God!
Donald : I told you not to dream too much last night.
Hilary : I wasn't dreaming.
Donald : you all say that (getting closer).
Hilary : I think I was dreaming about opening the new zoo.
Donald : we all were dreaming after waiting for ten hours.
I was side by side with the First Lady.
The rest we pretty much know..
Hilary (wakes up; big round clock shows 9 am): and where is my housekeeper?
Donald (teasingly): I am here!
(Hilary is starting at Donald with very surprised look).
Donald : hi baby, do you have the high picks?
Make sure the paperwork is done too,
I will check after my lunch.
(Hilary screams).
Donald (covering the ears) : who else on earth is screaming at 9 o'clock in the morning?
Time to go to work, my love!
I'll be missing you, speaking about dreamers...
Hilary : what is this? (looking around).
Donald : your home.
Hilary : and who are you?
Donald : who do you think I am, your beloved husband.
Hilary : our President!
Donald : I am all here.. in one piece baby.
Now, get up and go make breakfast for me and the kids.
(Hilary is wiping her eyes).
Donald (thinking) : I should change number 13 on the door.
Hilary (finally wakes up) : oh my God!
Donald : I told you not to dream too much last night.
Hilary : I wasn't dreaming.
Donald : you all say that (getting closer).
Hilary : I think I was dreaming about opening the new zoo.
Donald : we all were dreaming after waiting for ten hours.
I was side by side with the First Lady.
The rest we pretty much know..
New Kings. ..
Harvey : sometimes I wonder, if anyone here is normal?
Donald : does it and it will be a lion.
Hilary (clapping hands) : Bravo!
Where?
Donald : it's me!
... Intriguing questions in the morning ...!?
Be exactly on time...!
Well, I am only one who is very innocent.
I was sleeping all night in my bed.
Harvey : where shall I sign?
Hilary : and me!
Donald : only 3 people in this country?
Hilary : I would be suspicious about this information.
So I am innocent too.
Donald : my schedule from Monday to Friday was
reminding myself to stay calm.
This what my life, working without breaks.
Saturday and Sunday are okay, its weekends.
Hilary: I am jealous of your Harvey.
Harvey : I was possessed, I barely remember what I was doing .. (reading).. hiding pig?... pretty girl?
Hilary : I wish I was possessed, but my husband messed it up.
He got possessed first.
Donald : unfortunately this is the truth news, sign up here.
Harvey : and what will I get for it?
Donald : big bonus my friend, we can make the sreen better.
Hilary : what screen? (Donald is drawing lines in the air).
Donald : we have to go, see you in the news,
I am sure, you will be dearly missed by some.
Hilary : what about the big announcement news?
Donald : oh, I am retiring.
Donald : does it and it will be a lion.
Hilary (clapping hands) : Bravo!
Where?
Donald : it's me!
... Intriguing questions in the morning ...!?
Be exactly on time...!
Well, I am only one who is very innocent.
I was sleeping all night in my bed.
Harvey : where shall I sign?
Hilary : and me!
Donald : only 3 people in this country?
Hilary : I would be suspicious about this information.
So I am innocent too.
Donald : my schedule from Monday to Friday was
reminding myself to stay calm.
This what my life, working without breaks.
Saturday and Sunday are okay, its weekends.
Hilary: I am jealous of your Harvey.
Harvey : I was possessed, I barely remember what I was doing .. (reading).. hiding pig?... pretty girl?
Hilary : I wish I was possessed, but my husband messed it up.
He got possessed first.
Donald : unfortunately this is the truth news, sign up here.
Harvey : and what will I get for it?
Donald : big bonus my friend, we can make the sreen better.
Hilary : what screen? (Donald is drawing lines in the air).
Donald : we have to go, see you in the news,
I am sure, you will be dearly missed by some.
Hilary : what about the big announcement news?
Donald : oh, I am retiring.
New Kings. .
Donald : first time in a year I read newspaper and watched news on TV.
Actually I thought I was living in Cuba on spa resort. .
Anyway, terrible lies on TV.
Actually I thought I was living in Cuba on spa resort. .
Anyway, terrible lies on TV.
don't know story
Poetess : on Friday was on the cover in the newspaper,
Two young people with a small child and no money.
They are holding the baby like a trophy and have no idea what to do, you know..
Then on Saturday I had a dream,
A fifteen years girl is pregnant,
And Jaden is the father,
So me and the girl's parents are yelling,
What a hack Jaden!
After a while in my dream I am thinking,
Jaden is my son, and I have to stand up for him.
And I woke up.
Thinking all day about the dream.
Aunt: I remember I put hair removal cream on my face, I thought it was a mask.
The eyes brows and hair at the front were gone.
And my boyfriend looked at me and asked what's wrong?
Two young people with a small child and no money.
They are holding the baby like a trophy and have no idea what to do, you know..
Then on Saturday I had a dream,
A fifteen years girl is pregnant,
And Jaden is the father,
So me and the girl's parents are yelling,
What a hack Jaden!
After a while in my dream I am thinking,
Jaden is my son, and I have to stand up for him.
And I woke up.
Thinking all day about the dream.
Aunt: I remember I put hair removal cream on my face, I thought it was a mask.
The eyes brows and hair at the front were gone.
And my boyfriend looked at me and asked what's wrong?
New Kings. ..
Donald : I have been sabotaged!
On the front cover with my picture they put Charley Sheen with his issues,
Which has nothing to do with making America great again.
Hilary (looking at the newspaper): looks like you are pointing finger and telling him to get out.
Harvey: I am on page 16 together with Drake at the same article.
Hilary : he is talking about you!
Harvey : why would I care what men talk about me.
I care what women think about me...
Damn it.. hypnosis doesn't work.
Donald : let's burn this newspaper.
Hilary : I read about the beds first.
Ladies, chose wisely..
Doctor : where is Harvey?
Hilary : right here!
Doctor : I am afraid we have misterios forces being involved ..
And on each misterios force we must answer with our own misterios force.
I will draw a circle and you will stay in the circle with this pig and watch hard porno staring every few seconds at the pig's eyes.
Oh, don't worry he is trained..
Hilary : I want to stay with the pig.
What is it, a school?
Doctor : I have a bad news.
Doctor: 100% grantee.
Whatever you have, show up before being brought in by two people ..
On the front cover with my picture they put Charley Sheen with his issues,
Which has nothing to do with making America great again.
Hilary (looking at the newspaper): looks like you are pointing finger and telling him to get out.
Harvey: I am on page 16 together with Drake at the same article.
Hilary : he is talking about you!
Harvey : why would I care what men talk about me.
I care what women think about me...
Damn it.. hypnosis doesn't work.
Donald : let's burn this newspaper.
Hilary : I read about the beds first.
Ladies, chose wisely..
Doctor : where is Harvey?
Hilary : right here!
Doctor : I am afraid we have misterios forces being involved ..
And on each misterios force we must answer with our own misterios force.
I will draw a circle and you will stay in the circle with this pig and watch hard porno staring every few seconds at the pig's eyes.
Oh, don't worry he is trained..
Hilary : I want to stay with the pig.
What is it, a school?
Doctor : I have a bad news.
Doctor: 100% grantee.
Whatever you have, show up before being brought in by two people ..
New Kings. ..
Hilary : what happened to your door?
Looks like a bear tried to break in.
Harvey : it was Hurricane Harvey,
My competitor..
(closes the bedroom door) Next!
Looks like a bear tried to break in.
Harvey : it was Hurricane Harvey,
My competitor..
(closes the bedroom door) Next!
New Kings. ..
"Pillow talk"
Donald (reading text): I frankly don't understand what I am doing here..
Who wrote it?
Hilary (thinking) : all my problems start from the same thing...I was bored..
Doctor : Harvey we are going to cut this shit!
50 women in one month !.. (reading the daily newspaper).
Good thing we caught you before you went on the dark streets!
Harvey : my pillow looks like ass!
Hilary : men and their silly problems..
I am still waiting to turn into a swan.
Sometimes I wonder how long would it take..
Donald : eat vegetables.
Harvey : let's read the Bible.
I am on page three.
Donald and Hilary : ok since you are the boss.
Pastor : time to bless electronic devices.
Who will plug the cattle?
Donald (reading text): I frankly don't understand what I am doing here..
Who wrote it?
Hilary (thinking) : all my problems start from the same thing...I was bored..
Doctor : Harvey we are going to cut this shit!
50 women in one month !.. (reading the daily newspaper).
Good thing we caught you before you went on the dark streets!
Harvey : my pillow looks like ass!
Hilary : men and their silly problems..
I am still waiting to turn into a swan.
Sometimes I wonder how long would it take..
Donald : eat vegetables.
Harvey : let's read the Bible.
I am on page three.
Donald and Hilary : ok since you are the boss.
Pastor : time to bless electronic devices.
Who will plug the cattle?
New Kings. ..
Donald : congratulations to all our employees, families, children and ladies in bikinis!
(singing) Let's hit the city and see what happens to those girls tit...
...sorry, wrong channel.
Harvey (frustrated): I wish I have unsupervised visits to this kind of employment..
Doctor : congratulations Harvey!
We made a huge progress in our government facility.
Today first time you are not in daily newspaper.
Now back to our Bible studies and on the slide!
See who will tag you next.
Hopefully not from other side..another savage..
Harvey ( changing the subject ): where is Hilary?
Donald : she is at work.
You know women.. work . .making money..busy..papers..machines..office..
Any clues?
(to the Doctor): he thinks women have only sex at work.
(Doctor is making a note).
(singing) Let's hit the city and see what happens to those girls tit...
...sorry, wrong channel.
Harvey (frustrated): I wish I have unsupervised visits to this kind of employment..
Doctor : congratulations Harvey!
We made a huge progress in our government facility.
Today first time you are not in daily newspaper.
Now back to our Bible studies and on the slide!
See who will tag you next.
Hopefully not from other side..another savage..
Harvey ( changing the subject ): where is Hilary?
Donald : she is at work.
You know women.. work . .making money..busy..papers..machines..office..
Any clues?
(to the Doctor): he thinks women have only sex at work.
(Doctor is making a note).
New Kings. ..
Donald : congratulations, soon a mummy will call me old.
Hilary : call her names too.
Donald : how?
Hilary : mummy.
Donald (writing note): for next time.
Time to admit it, mummy!
Harvey : congratulations to me,
I am not interested in touching women any more,
I am interested in getting in touch with lawyers.
Hilary (giving sad look to Harvey) : what am I going to do? !
Donald : do we have to congratulate people for having us?
Hopefully they will not think of catching and beating us up first.
Hilary : oh, I know.
Let's stick to conspiracy theories and wear sunglasses in public.
Harvey : at at home too.
(leave wearing sunglasses).
Donald : let me drive.
Hilary : call her names too.
Donald : how?
Hilary : mummy.
Donald (writing note): for next time.
Time to admit it, mummy!
Harvey : congratulations to me,
I am not interested in touching women any more,
I am interested in getting in touch with lawyers.
Hilary (giving sad look to Harvey) : what am I going to do? !
Donald : do we have to congratulate people for having us?
Hopefully they will not think of catching and beating us up first.
Hilary : oh, I know.
Let's stick to conspiracy theories and wear sunglasses in public.
Harvey : at at home too.
(leave wearing sunglasses).
Donald : let me drive.
don't know story
(after lunch).
Narrator : some one slam the door almost right in my face.
If I quickly didn't step back I would have door print from head to toe.
This is not very safe.
Poetess : I was on hurry.
Grandma : to do what?
Poetess : we punch cards at first lunch
And I am on hurry only at second lunch when we don't punch the cards.
The real witch : this is weird.
Grandma W.: this what work does to people.
Narrator : I am kindly apologizing, but what is the point of this story again?
I must've forgotten.. to much on my mind ...
Poetess : just to say thank you to all the characters.
Narrator: usually I am not the one people thank..
I am bad boy.
Grandma W: such beauty. ..
Poetess : I need first page, I am writing from end to beginning...like spring.
Narrator : some one slam the door almost right in my face.
If I quickly didn't step back I would have door print from head to toe.
This is not very safe.
Poetess : I was on hurry.
Grandma : to do what?
Poetess : we punch cards at first lunch
And I am on hurry only at second lunch when we don't punch the cards.
The real witch : this is weird.
Grandma W.: this what work does to people.
Narrator : I am kindly apologizing, but what is the point of this story again?
I must've forgotten.. to much on my mind ...
Poetess : just to say thank you to all the characters.
Narrator: usually I am not the one people thank..
I am bad boy.
Grandma W: such beauty. ..
Poetess : I need first page, I am writing from end to beginning...like spring.
don't know story
Two and half hours after.
Poetess : 18 + 80 = 98.. 98 - 4..no 80 - 4..
Mom (sarcastically): .. hm.. accountants..
Grandpa W: in the morning my mother wakes me up,
Go and get married?
To who?
Anyway, they found me this girl from very respectable family.
Wedding in one day, I have no clue.
No focuses, my father said,
Do what she knows and tells you.
Surprisingly, she knew nothing.
Started to cook, pot with oil went on fire.
I tried to cover with cloth, the cloth went on fire.
The she said..
Grandma Witch : let's follow our tradition and take bath first.
Grandpa W: it was old traditional bath wooden small house, one steam room.
She looked the door from the outside for safety and forgot about me for an hour.
Narrator : such memories. ..
Poetess : this is the first page for my edited story.
Poetess : 18 + 80 = 98.. 98 - 4..no 80 - 4..
Mom (sarcastically): .. hm.. accountants..
Grandpa W: in the morning my mother wakes me up,
Go and get married?
To who?
Anyway, they found me this girl from very respectable family.
Wedding in one day, I have no clue.
No focuses, my father said,
Do what she knows and tells you.
Surprisingly, she knew nothing.
Started to cook, pot with oil went on fire.
I tried to cover with cloth, the cloth went on fire.
The she said..
Grandma Witch : let's follow our tradition and take bath first.
Grandpa W: it was old traditional bath wooden small house, one steam room.
She looked the door from the outside for safety and forgot about me for an hour.
Narrator : such memories. ..
Poetess : this is the first page for my edited story.
don't know story
Poetess : I am working with weird people.
Narrator : they are crazy,
Stay away from those people.
Poetess : I wanted to write something else about them,
And now I am thinking, why?
Narrator: ...may be they are idiots.
Inner voice : I hope I will not be compared.
Narrator : having "idiot dream" is not being idiot.
Inner voice : one million is a dream of every idiot. .
Grandma W.: I got married at 18, now I am 94..
How long have I been married?
Grandpa W: let's count.
(Everyone is counting).
Poetess : 18+80 =98..
Mom: .. hm..
Narrator : they are crazy,
Stay away from those people.
Poetess : I wanted to write something else about them,
And now I am thinking, why?
Narrator: ...may be they are idiots.
Inner voice : I hope I will not be compared.
Narrator : having "idiot dream" is not being idiot.
Inner voice : one million is a dream of every idiot. .
Grandma W.: I got married at 18, now I am 94..
How long have I been married?
Grandpa W: let's count.
(Everyone is counting).
Poetess : 18+80 =98..
Mom: .. hm..
New Kings ...
Hilary : what are those notes, measurements, designs,.. one foot from the bust line..
Donald : Oh, I am going to China for a meeting. .
Hilary : where is Harvey?
Donald : would you stop talking about another men.
He is on page two and seventeen today.
Hilary: There is no justice in this world.
Me and Bill got only impeachment.
Donald : he outshined me completely.
Every day in newspapers when I am only on social media.
Doctor : today Harvey we are going for extreme measures.
(looking at the page two and seventeen).
You are sexual maniac my friend.
But don't worry.
First step, let's stop being a baby and be attached to boobs and join army of resistance.
Repeat after me.
All beautiful women want is your money,
Even soon you won't have any..
When you feel like getting closer, resist!
We will practice on a horse tomorrow.
Second, the most difficult,
We are going to learn a new word.
Say "w" and sound it out .."v".."v"
"I" ..."i"..
"F"..."f"..."fff"..
Letter "e" we will practice tomorrow,
No need of heart attack at my presence.
Donald : Oh, I am going to China for a meeting. .
Hilary : where is Harvey?
Donald : would you stop talking about another men.
He is on page two and seventeen today.
Hilary: There is no justice in this world.
Me and Bill got only impeachment.
Donald : he outshined me completely.
Every day in newspapers when I am only on social media.
Doctor : today Harvey we are going for extreme measures.
(looking at the page two and seventeen).
You are sexual maniac my friend.
But don't worry.
First step, let's stop being a baby and be attached to boobs and join army of resistance.
Repeat after me.
All beautiful women want is your money,
Even soon you won't have any..
When you feel like getting closer, resist!
We will practice on a horse tomorrow.
Second, the most difficult,
We are going to learn a new word.
Say "w" and sound it out .."v".."v"
"I" ..."i"..
"F"..."f"..."fff"..
Letter "e" we will practice tomorrow,
No need of heart attack at my presence.
New Kings. ..
On the set of a new movie " daily newspaper, now page one".
Doctor : today Harvey we will learn word "one".
Harvey, say "one".
Harvey : one.
Hilary (looking at the first page): I bet you paid for it.
Harvey : I paid?!
Donald : I should stop being selfish and have lunch with South Korea.
Share our responsibilities and pleasures, (whispering) solve our problems. ..
Hilary : in case if you decide
to share pleasures,
Where would be the safe place to be?
I will start building house right now.
Donald : my dear, one day you will freeze me with your questions.
I will be museum artifact...
Hilary : and?
Donald : no visible sense of humor. .
Hilary : I know there is always a trick.
Donald : she froze me...
Time to cross out "thinking about my paycheck"
Start building in North Korea my love..
Don't worry you always find my house,
Even on the moon we are discovering now for
10 billion dollars.
What?
Very expensive planet.
It's white.
Doctor : today Harvey we will learn word "one".
Harvey, say "one".
Harvey : one.
Hilary (looking at the first page): I bet you paid for it.
Harvey : I paid?!
Donald : I should stop being selfish and have lunch with South Korea.
Share our responsibilities and pleasures, (whispering) solve our problems. ..
Hilary : in case if you decide
to share pleasures,
Where would be the safe place to be?
I will start building house right now.
Donald : my dear, one day you will freeze me with your questions.
I will be museum artifact...
Hilary : and?
Donald : no visible sense of humor. .
Hilary : I know there is always a trick.
Donald : she froze me...
Time to cross out "thinking about my paycheck"
Start building in North Korea my love..
Don't worry you always find my house,
Even on the moon we are discovering now for
10 billion dollars.
What?
Very expensive planet.
It's white.
don't know story
Poetess : now people from work see me in the religious dreams.
Inner voice : congratulations!
Grandma : I have to go too..
Poetess : I am sending this story to a publisher this week,
I swear to God.
The real witch : how old are we here?
Grandma: 90, 95, 100 and you children.
Aunt : 62 .. I am taking career upgrading classes!
Narrator : it's all about the money,
Just admit it.
Be honest, I am only one men you don't have problems with.
Oh, I forgot money at home..
I guess not today.
Grandma Witch : we have long road to learn from such wisdom character!
Narrator : exactly my friend!
Inner voice : congratulations!
Grandma : I have to go too..
Poetess : I am sending this story to a publisher this week,
I swear to God.
The real witch : how old are we here?
Grandma: 90, 95, 100 and you children.
Aunt : 62 .. I am taking career upgrading classes!
Narrator : it's all about the money,
Just admit it.
Be honest, I am only one men you don't have problems with.
Oh, I forgot money at home..
I guess not today.
Grandma Witch : we have long road to learn from such wisdom character!
Narrator : exactly my friend!
New Kings. ..
Donald : once again my fellow citizens I have great news.
Every day I try to be better and better.
Harvey : may be you should go to a hospital?
Doctor: okay Harvey, let's see your diagnosis and prognosis (mixing future telling playing cards).
You will be
Hilary (walking back and forth): I feel like writing memoir.
When my husband told me,
He needs harmony in our relationship,
I told him go to work.
I've been successful in love.
First, ladies, separate your problems and the government problems.
What's going on in the bedroom, is your problem,
What's going on outside of the bedroom, it's the government problem,
And you have to fight for it.
Harvey: eat the chocolate first.
Donald (from another room): femenists!
Hilary : if the president or the government don't full fill this constitutional law,
They can go to Hell.
Donald : and the great news,
We cought Evol!
Every day I try to be better and better.
Harvey : may be you should go to a hospital?
Doctor: okay Harvey, let's see your diagnosis and prognosis (mixing future telling playing cards).
You will be
Hilary (walking back and forth): I feel like writing memoir.
When my husband told me,
He needs harmony in our relationship,
I told him go to work.
I've been successful in love.
First, ladies, separate your problems and the government problems.
What's going on in the bedroom, is your problem,
What's going on outside of the bedroom, it's the government problem,
And you have to fight for it.
Harvey: eat the chocolate first.
Donald (from another room): femenists!
Hilary : if the president or the government don't full fill this constitutional law,
They can go to Hell.
Donald : and the great news,
We cought Evol!
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