Donald : Madame, Monsieur,
We are trading your Français green un chou on our American cabbage,
Fairly and equally, one cabbage for one cabbage,
No exchange.
Don't forget to water it twice daily.
Arevuar.
I have to translate it too?
(on the side) make sure no bugs.
Canadians said if they see one more bug again, they will lock their agricultural doors this time for sure.
Who is going to buy all our bananas?