Fools gold.

Troll: I want some chocolate.

King of Fools: we have one.

Troll: expired at 2020!
King of Fools: expired at 2020.
Eat and you will get high.
Fool: mister Troll, go home, paint a lot of money, go to the bank and tell them you are rich.
King of Fools: stay on the rich side.

Fools gold.

Fool: Happy Monday!

Troll: Monday?

Fool: absolutely.

Monday is the beginning.

Mama Mia: mister Troll, without Mondays you will not love Fridays.

King of Fools: mister Troll, you want only Fridays, go for it.

Fool: you will miss "cold turkey”.

Fools gold.

King of Fools: is that the phone!

Mister Troll!

Answer the phone!

Say hello.

Troll: what is the name of the dish?

Mama Mia: wild coconut.

You never get the wrong one.

King of Fools: we wrote "natural courses” for our files. 

Basically, it says "we are getting old”.

Troll: zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, one.

Finally,  one.

Mama Mia: you are a young man, mister Troll.

King of Fools: mister Troll, you can call me daddy.

Troll: you are only few years older than me.

 

Fools gold.

King of Fools (whispering on the phone):

The government will love it.

Troll: they didn't even do anything.

King of Fools: just a reminder.

They are our witches.

Fool: what did you wish?

Troll: little bit more working.

Fool: it's Friday,

We have to get ready for the weekend.

King of Fools: mister Troll, why don't you get some help.

One day I wish I will burn this place.

All the toys.

Books (reading) "How to get rich in short period of time – Cinderella.”

Who writes those books.

All you need is prince and glass shoe.

 

Monkeys.

Employees: from a marathon?

Manager: from a marathon, not from America.

Boss: monkeys from a marathon!?

Not from America!

Monkeys.

Boss: how much work did you do?!

Manager: this what our new employees do every day.

No cardio, no sit.

Only work.

Boss: I haven’t seen that much productivity, not even at home.

I want to go home and relax.

Manager (quietly): some of our employees look like monkeys.

You can’t see the difference.

Boss: we have to do the test.

 

Fools gold.

Troll: where is the balance?

Fool: we put zero.

“Zero” doesn’t require a lot of thoughts.

Very simple.

Troll: mister Fool, do you watch TV?

Fool: no.

Troll: you don’t watch TV?!

Not even the weather?

Fool: I wear sweater.

King of Fools: excellent news!

We found the pot!

But without gold.

Fool: we have to find out how true it is!

Troll: a lot of work going on in here.

King of Fools: mister Troll,

The bar is closed.

Or you have no idea what bar is!

Fool: eating at the bar is cheaper than at home.

King of Fools: for sure.

Fool: one thing I know, we don’t complete what we supposed either way.

 

 

 

 

Monkeys.

Big monkey: when you read these files, make sure to skip at the end.

We are not people yet.

Monkey teacher: we are reading so slow.

Big monkey: okay, perfect.

Make sure no one sleeps at that corner.

 

 

Monkeys.

Monkey: you again?

Monkey: me again.

Monkey: I thought you work here.

Monkey: with people, there’s never nothing.

There’s always something!

Monkey: see, what they reply for our fixing request.

“It’s f… headache today”.

Monkey: kids, I tell you what happened.

People told us a joke!

Monkeys.

Monkey: people are messing things up every day.

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

Monkey: long week.

Monkey: I don’t care man.

Monkey: we have to care!

I’ve just found out today.

 

 

Monkeys.

Monkey: now you will see the real chimp man.

A lot of it.

Monkey: should we tape the boxes with bananas?

Monkey: it's fine.

They know where to return it.

Monkey: easy, easy.

Monkey supervisor: not easy, hard.

We have tons of bananas to shop.

People say, monkeys are slow

And they look at me!

Monkeys.

Monkey: we have to look up our rights.

Monkey: for every single word "Big monkey" says.

Monkey: we have to build anti "Big monkey" team.

Monkey: I only listen my name.

Monkey: why I want your name?

Monkey: why are you listening names?

Monkey: we are only responsible for our names.

Monkey: okay mam.

Monkey: no one is slow.

Monkey: monkeys work how they want to work.

Monkey: this what I am trying to say.

Okay. Every day.

Monkey: we have to make it reasonable.

I would like to say that.

Big monkey: therapy is working.

Monkeys.

Monkey: they looked and looked and could not see.

Monkey: less and less of that noise.

From the zoo.

Monkey: we blended with the door.

Monkey: where did you buy this fur?!

(laughing).

Big monkey: excellent ideas.

We are the first people!

Cheers!

Monkeys: cheers!

Monkeys.

Big monkey: working?

Monkey worker: it depends which way we go.

Monkey parent: every day is his Birthday now.

Monkey philosopher: good thing he has variety of days, not only Fridays.

Big monkey: how long he has been like this?

Monkey parent: regularly.

Monkey philosopher: this what happens when you leave school earlier.

Big monkey: totally agree.

Sign him for daily massage.

Monkey worker, you can complain, but it’s going to be cold now!

Monkey philosopher: balance, balance.

 

 

 

 

Monkeys.

 Monkey teacher: let’s solve this puzzle.

“Are you working on the weekend?”

Monkey student: ha, ha, ha.

Monkey teacher: yes!

Students, this is the correct answer.

“A plus” and banana.

Anyone who wrote “keep working”, fix by tomorrow.

Now, open your colourful books and write “ If you wake up in the morning and think about going to work, you are not a monkey”.

Monkeys.

Big monkey: when was he traumatized?

Monkey father: oh boy.

As usual.

Monkey mother: at the social event, peoples birthday party.

Big monkey: and you didn’t go home!

It would be the first thing I do.

Monkey mother: we had some reason.

Big monkey: what’s the reason?

Monkey father: circus package deal.

Big monkey: excuses, excuses, excuses.

Not today!

We don’t know what people do, where they go, what’s going on.

I worked with people for three days and look at my head.

Monkey mother: grey.

Little monkey: Big monkey, I have a question.

Big monkey: bye.

Little monkey: you are not going to answer?

Big monkey: questions are good.

You are going to work!

He is all stretching.

Olympic hat going.

He is ready to work!

Show the wheel and what to do with it.

No bananas at all.

Hey, hey, hey, this is USA.

All we have to be is smooooth.

 

 

 

Fools gold.

Story teller: who is fat here?!

You?!

Troll (laughing): and I am working here?

Mama Mia: story time!

King of Fools: ancient people were geniuses.

Their IQ was 500.

Troll: yeah, 500 BC.

Story teller: Where is the book?!

Troll: working overtime?

King of Fools: no!

I am like a witch, out of here at 5 o’clock.

Troll: the folders?

King of Fools: work is for singles.

We had enough.

Story teller: he is laughing.

Troll: you are laughing too.

King of Fools: mister Troll, can you sleep alone?

Troll: yes.

King of Fools: I can’t.

Why did she say “yes”?!

Story teller (reading): and the fool hid his pot of gold.

Mama Mia: wow.

Troll: how much?

Story teller: the story will tell you.

Troll: sometimes you have to read fast.

Story teller: what is wrong with him?

King of Fool: he is not a complete fool.

Story teller: not yet!

King of Fools: exactly.

Story teller (reading): and the fool hid his gold with many, many many money.

Approximately 500 bucks.

King of Fools: when we find the hold,

We will quit our jobs!

Troll: will it be enough for everyone?

 

 

 

 

The treasures.

 King: you are looking at me too much!

Look at your foot!

I am not tv!

Queen: all your propaganda.

Maid: you can get better insurance for the tv.

The treasures.

Astronomer: all millions will be yours.

Did you bring the shark meat?

King: it will be me.

Astronomer: one more came earlier.

King: what did he say?

Astronomer: people are weird.

King: I think you are talking about me.

My wife says “lie down”, I lie down.

She says “jump”, I jump.

Astronomer: you should’ve seen that.

King: I haven’t ’t seen that.

Astronomer: thinking about those millions?

King: everyone is thinking about those millions.

Astronomer: and did you buy the lottery ticket?

King: yes.

Astronomer: it’s not going to work.

King: say what?!

Astronomer: You should bring candies for my fish.

In ancient days women were amazing.

They didn’t need hot water or light.

Now it’s a problem.

King: now they are not sleeping,

They are doing something!

Astronomer: you need more people work for free.

 

 

 

 

The treasures.

Maid: he is showing something.

Queen: how to book flight from here.

Servant: not easy.

Maid: he is showing something else!

Queen: “buy me lottery ticket”.

Servant: again!

Queen: you see what I mean.

Maid: he is retiring soon.

Servant: give you him more carrots.

Queen: I’ve seen it somewhere.

Servant: yes, in the zoo.

Maid: please, don’t make him more burgers.

His new pants are right already.

Servant: or he has to move quickly.

Queen: how much he pays you?

Servant: oh, no, we work for free.

Maid: we sabotage.

By the fact he spills his soup, we love it.

Servant: he might be dropping the soup soon, we our new proportions.

Queen: he didn’t say he likes soup.

Servant: he doesn’t say that, but he thinks that.

Queen: the table looks crooked.

Maid: it’s crooked for a reason.

 

 

 

The treasures.

Servant: Holy cow!

What do you mean “yeah”?!

Maid: what are you wearing!

We have to dress by the season.

You are all of them.

King: ouch!

It was my foot!

Maid: I didn’t see to.

Servant: why you walk back wards!

You have to walk forward.

And don’t shake when you eat.

Maid: food can go on the plate.

King: 20 dollars for gloves!

Servant: people spend millions of dollars for costumes.

It should be motivational.

Maid: the costume has ears, but not a lot.

 

The treasures.

Servant: his name says it all.

Queen: why he needs a wife?

Maid: he needs a wife.

Servant: we can't really beat him.

Queen: where is the man?

Maid: you have nothing to worry about.

Servant: he has no valuables.

Someone answered some of our prayers.

Queen: I should have known that.

Servant: he has notebook in his bag.

Queen: I checked, he has nothing in there.

Servant: he is going for it.

Queen: what was I expecting?

He could've been a security guard.

Servant: he stopped someone.

Maid: and now he has to wash the dishes.

The treasures.

Kings: voom, voom, voom, eee ooo eee ooo, voom.

Servant: you are one fast moving car.

King: every one wants to win the lottery now.

The whole country wants to win the lottery.

 

The treasures.

 Servant: when I win the lottery,

Call ambulance and take me to the hospital right away.

I don’t have to go to work ever again!

Maid: I wonder if some people win the lottery and still work.

Servant: you would not know.

King (reading): family tree.

What happened to the middle.

Servant: 99,5 more frustrated than you, but they rubbing it in.

Love green.

Green is good.

Maid: eat more ice with wine.

King (reading): bag, shoes, watch, 500.

You need only one!

Servant: the fridge was half way open.

King: explain to everyone:

This how you have a house.

You keep fridge closed.

We pay top dollars!

Queen: it’s sounds stupid.

Maid: let me fix the wheels.

He can call you “ladies” only after mutual agreement.

Queen: the house looks like space ship.

Maid: at first.

It’s actually nice.

Queen: I am not a baby.

Imagine you go to someone’s house and you see sink like this.

Maid: I don’t even know what it is.

Queen: it’s a hamlet.

Servant: we need some lights.

Queen: look, how he fixed the roof.

He put a little piece

Servant: it’s part of very expensive car.

He is stealing.

Queen: oh, no.

King: is it good enough?

Servant: at least you know better now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

The treasures.

Servant: patience is the key.

Maid: you have to feel emotional stress, otherwise you will not see anything.

Queen: who invaded us?

They or us?

Maid: only one.

King: does she knows how to cook?!

Servant: she knows regular things.

Maid: he has to be hungry first.

Put him napkin under the plate.

When he finish, he fill luxury.

Servant: exiting from day one.

Maid: kids talk.

The treasures.

King: I have no idea!

Maid: he is a gem.

Servant: they all do that at the end of each month.

It’s called “the experience”.

You have to make the work force.

Maid: when she is at work its even better.

Servant: excellent.

Maid: they can work at the most remote locations.

Servant: in the morning he starts from wanna be millionaire speech.

“How can other people be so wealthy?

I can't do it".

Maid : impressive.

Servant: see, he understands the consistency of a dollar sign.

Maid: oh, I remember those.

Servant: has been learning for few years.

Maid: how old is he?

Servant: 55 years old, dangerous age.

He is a shark!

Maid: she is 49, mad woman.

Servant: it happens in life.

Maid: we still don't know who said this word. 

Servant: its illegal here.

Maid: I mean, for a single woman. 

Servant: time to make ladies happy!

 Cheers. 

The treasures.

Maid 1: what did she say?

Maid 2: she said “I am very very hungry”.

Maid 1: just tell me where is the apple?

Maid 2: probably in the office.

Maid 1: red ears?!

Maid 2: it’s the make up, we lighten up the face.

Maid 1: looks like one red ear.

Maid 2: she will look good on the picture.

Maid 1: watch when she starts running, it will affect the whole thing.

Maid 2: she runs like Sonic.

Maid 1: and we don't know what she is saying when she is running.

Maid 2: we see what happens.

Maiden: it happens few times.

The treasures.

(Evening)

Servant 1: it’s a chicken.

Servant 2: it’s a turkey.

Servant 1: why is he here?

Servant 2: he is using words.

Servant 1: the words are gone.

Servant 2: we have seen this one.

Servant 1: chasing each other.

Servant 2: why they have this stupid idea.

(Morning)

Servant 1: productivity zero.

Servant 2: making lunch.

Servant 1: its 7:30!

Servant 2: tell him something.

Its Monday.

Servant 1: he needs wife before he all messed up.

 

The treasures.

Queen: did you pay your text?

King: we need space to put the tax on.

Queen: what's going on!

You didn't sleep outside. 

King: it's only at summer!

Fools gold.

(Theatre stage, two actresses dressed like witches are pointing fingers at each other, and the third, the older, stares at crystal ball on the round table).

Third witch: the King is coming!

King of Fools: I am coming girl,

I am coming!

(the audience claps hands).

First witch: no pressure ladies, he is going to take his time.

Second witch: its all your fault.

First witch: you have to want everything or want nothing!

That's only when you will have to it all.

Second witch: really!?

First witch: temporary poor people will want it for you. 

Second witch: why temporary?

First witch: ha, ha, ha, guess?

King of Fools (from the audience): at this job you have to be fit.

Lots of love and does it.

Queen of Fools: you are too cheap to hire real actors.

King of Fools: we want to play ourselves.

Third witch: we shall wait for the King.

King of Fools (to Queen of Fools): for me!

First witch: try to date men from your city.

Second witch: I don't want to date men from my city!

Third witch: I see the winning lottery numbers; 3, 5, 6.

(everyone writes the numbers).

King of Fools (loud): no superpowers over here,

Only bad sometimes and love to eat.

Witches: the King!

(All singing together)

Chorus: One million, is a dream of an idiot,

One million is a dream of an idiot..

King of Fools (singing): is "the dream" of every fool!

Chorus: no less, no more,

We are not of being greedy,

Unless, its required by law, law, law..

King of Fools: love, love, love..

Chorus: what about food and women,

What about work commitment,

What about sparkles in the eyes?!

King of Fools: this is dream!

And this is wishes,

No time to be suspicious,

No time to waste the time..

Queen of Fools: phone call.

King of Fools: tell them, we are busy.

Queen of Fools: the button, its emergency. 

King of Fools: who answers emergency right away, not me.

(Next day).

Troll: its seems to be messed up.

King of Fools: we used rolls. 

Troll: who are you?

King of Fools: actors from the burned theater. We tried to get insurance, but it didn't work out very well. 

20 BCE

Servant: your carriage has no sticker.

Wizard: put “w" on it.

Servant: Pharaoh is here too.

We didn't know this meeting will get that much attention.

Master servant (pointing at the sand clock on his hand): time, time.

Servant: Pharaoh said we have to relax on Fridays.

And less work on the weekends.

Was it already documented on the papyrus?

High Priest: and what do you say about it?

Wizard: we didn't know what the transactions are, reading took forever.

 

 

20 BCE

High Priest: yes.

Wizard: no.

High Priest: yes.

Wizard: no.

Pharaoh: it smells so sweet!

People, we have to get out of here at 7:30.

High Priest: we have two options.

Wizard: Pharaoh was nice for a while.

May be he will be nice again?

High Priest: it must've been some dream!

Priest: Pharaoh started being nice yesterday.

Wizard: that’s the same thing!

High Priest: kind of slow today.

Wizard: Pharaoh was only complaining about the management.

High Priest: well, without management, things will not work!

And he was eating on the table.

I don't understand those things.

Servant: and said, we have to work tomorrow.

High Priest: is it still snowing?

 

 

 

20 BCE

Pharaoh: this business plan looks different!

Wizard 1: now we are stuck.

Wizard 2: Pharaoh, in the morning.

Pharaoh: yesterday what?

Wizard 2: you had fun day yesterday?

Wizard 3: morning.

Wizard 1: may be he worries about fun from yesterday?

Wizard 2: we are going to worry about fun from this morning, from 9 o'clock.

Its better and cheaper.

Wizard 1: Pharaoh, whatever happens in America,

High Priest needs reasons.

For liberation of the trade union.

And he wants us to be fast.

 

20 BCE

High Priest: the wizard must have been drinking?

Priest: he says “drink" is a bad word.

High Priest: for some people every word is a bad word.

Priest: what worries us, they go to the liquor store on Friday after work.

We know how it works.

High Priest: me too.

We probably can get second Pharaoh.

Where is the wizard?

Wizard: Pharaoh stole my window!

High Priest: we will write it off as a hate crime.

Wizard: some country!

High Priest: you said the dream will take only 30 minutes!

Wizard: I went to see chipmunks.

They don't run away like squirrels.

The things are still sitting there.

High Priest: and did you see it!?

Wizard: we only have wild animals around  the hood!

High Priest: may be the animals belong to someone?

Wizard: we used a show.

They run away instead of looking.

Pharaoh: my shoes are shining!

Wizard: oh dear.

High Priest: Pharaoh, can you remember us?

We brought few pictures.

 

 

 

 

20 BCE

High Priest: I wonder what’s going on?

Pharaoh doesn't deliver any messages.

He wants us to deliver!

Priest: Pharaoh got hair cut.

He thinks he lives in America.

We told him, here is the same thing.

Priest (reading): the new complain was about,  why no one complains when he takes too long at lunch…

… something about team work…

And BBC is good.

Servants: we were relaxing and Pharaoh said: “when you don't have work, you find work".

Priest: we can’t shop bulk any more.

Priest (reading): “no one listens", that’s the big one.

High Priest: we almost forgot how to do it.

Servant master: Pharaoh wants people to work according the law.

High Priest: we shouldn't borrow that movie.

Priest (whispering): may be this is the  same movie… the revolution..

Priests: OMG.

Servant: we can watch “Take your time, there’s no work" movie again.

We will make it in fifteen minutes.

High Priest: make five hundred series.

Once Pharaoh starts watching it, he will be all right before next festival.

Tell Pharaoh, this how he sees things.

Its not exactly how in movies.

We have professionals to make him breakfast and tighten his shoes.

Priest: the dancers are so nice to him.

Servant master: not surprised.

They are dancing from 9 to 2 now.

High Priest: it was so much easier before.

Now we are busy every day.

Servant: there are the receipts.

High Priest: that much stuff!

Priest: the accountants are still sleeping.

High Priest: may be we should say something.

 

 

 

 

Fools gold.

King of Fools (on the phone): are you feeling more relaxed now?

With no more pressure.

Troll: if we were allowed to drink vodka at work, I would have 8 of those.

King of Fools: we are looking for volunteers. 

Mama Mia: note from the government!

"Less is more".

King of Fools: I am staring on it already on the wall here!

Send the back note "Its already in our head ".

Troll: it's too much. 

King of Fools: common sense, Mister Troll!

It's all big stuff!

Mama Mia: mister Troll, 

Try to continue read the sign from the back.

King of Fools: start from the wall.

Mama Mia: you will be flying to work every day. 

King of Fools: it will be easier after a while. 

Everything is on the wall.

We put bunch of note!

Troll: I am all right.

Mama Mia: I know what monkey "The Genius " would do.

She would eat more banana. 

Mister Troll, eat more banana.

King of Fools: monkey "The Genius " knows everything better then the government. 

Lots of responsibilities. 

Fool: note from the government. 

"Wear safety glasses".

King of Fools: the government is giving us 

... today.

Tell them, we like to see things real.

Fools gold.

King of Fools: why that many?

We ordered 20 and got 150.

Fool: may be they thought all numbers are the same thing.

Fool: I bring the load and you use it.

Troll (driving): now they messed up the road.

Troll: may be something is going on?

Troll: no, nothing is going on.

Troll: I voted for King of Fools.

Troll: they are weird.

Troll: you will find out.

King of Fools: it doesn't fit, see, in here.

Troll: happy Monday!

King of Fools: happy Monday!?

Everyone is on break!

Troll: can you leave so many washrooms on the street?

King of Fools: we are on the border line.

 

 

 

 

Happily ever after.

Priestess: read the sign “its Friday “.

Its Friday, no work tomorrow.

Pharaoh: its Friday.

Priestess: its Friday.

And no more shorts, they throw us off the course.

We can’t see anything else at all.

Pharaoh: I remember now!

Priestess: we will read another roll, and roll and roll.

Pharaoh: and roll and roll.

King: are you sure if it’s the right way the treasures?

Servant 1: if its accurate.

King: what a way to live.

Queen: this is crazy, I can’t even add anything to it.

Servant 2: at least something different.

 

 

Happily ever after.

King: you can call her grandma, 

Time goes so slow with her.

Pharaoh: busy social life?

King: yes!

Every thing she sees is cool.

I have a list here, A, B and C.

Pharaoh: where is A?

King: its number 1.

At home, you have to scan the item.

Its chocolate.

We all know, what we are going to do with it.

Think, instead of pillow you will hug big chocolate. 

Pharaoh: you are only talking. 

King: this is how I get through the day.

Fools gold.

Mama Mia: mister Troll!

This is you!

I thought the folder was moving by itself. 

Troll: this is me.

Mama Mia: I am pushing the folder and something is pulling it back!

I am pushing it and something pulling it back again!

Troll: where is mister Fool?

Mama Mia: he is a grown man, why would I know where is he.

May be in the wash room. 

Troll: for an hour. 

King of Fools: mister Troll, do you want someone to watch you?

I finished my book, how to bake cookies. 

Mama Mia: bravo!

Troll: "June"?

That's the name?

King of Fools: its "Joune", no cheese.

She was wearing long t-shirt!

And dancing!

All you hear, is music. 

Music for everyone to love.

Troll: not in the dreams?

King of Fools: this why I look that much young.

Like 15 years old. 

The thing with her, 

I only talk to myself and my book.

 

Happily ever after.

Pharaoh: what a ... is that?

King: the load.

Pharaoh: once I used to stay in my bed until 2 PM.

Now I am American. 

Hopefully we don't have to walk too far.

Is it even working?

King: if we grab it at the same time. 

Happily ever after.

King: I am still working, why are you pushing me.

Can't you see a box here.

Servant: someone left water, should I pick it up?

King: Pharaoh is cheap too.

Pharaoh: its whiskey Tuesday!

King: your whiskey Pharaoh. 

Pharaoh: amazed and stressed out.

King: beautiful conditions. 

Pharaoh: when something is not cold, you call it hot.

King: the witches said, if you don't like something, we can bring it back.

Pharaoh: really?

King: how could you let all the servants go?

Servant: they speak my language. 

King: so what?!

Servant: people immigrate for a reason. 

King: they don't have to!

Servant: ladies are in the lunch room.

The best place to be right now.

King: it's one place I am avoiding.

Happily ever after.

Pharaoh: we did everything normal people would do.

We blamed each other.

King: we like a tail.

You don't need it, but it’s good to have.

Pharaoh: what is this wild singing?

King: the servants, good that we took them all.

Pharaoh: which one!?

Servant: looks like its going to be rain.

King: the songs are very popular.

 

Happily ever after.

Servant: my clothes goes here.

He was so upset.

Who is going to help me on the kitchen!

King: this office was called “stuffed duck” for a reason!

Where is the queen?

Servant: sleeping.

King: does it?

Did she seriously asked Pharaoh directly about his treasures?

Servant: not surprised.

King: we need bed in the office, so we can sleep right here.

They get rid of bed and put chairs.

How dumb can it be.

Queen: no.

King: this is ridiculous.

Can you understand the need of our country for the ancient gold.

Queen: Pharaohs hide everything.

King: it was long time ago!

You have to find his sensitive spots.

Where's is Pharaoh?

Servant: he is just sitting here.

King: do some extensions, may be he can grab it.

Queen: this is the strategy?

 

 

Fools gold.

King of Fools: biscuits?

Fool: I am not eating it.

Mama Mia: its okay. 

King of Fools: well, its after Monday.

Fool: still large percentage of fools buy biscuits instead of donuts after long weekend Monday. 

Troll: since when?

Fool: since everything!

Mama Mia: may be donuts are not easy to find?

Fool: oh, it's easy to find.

King of Fools: we have to fix it.

Happily ever after.

King: I think SpaceTax will reach the moon before NASA.

Pharaoh: they did already.

What are you talking about?

King: I mean Mars.

Pharaoh: tell me, how do you chill?

King: we have fun with obvious things and play music.

Pharaoh: more.

King: she found something in the garden and I had chicken.

Pharaoh: or dear.

King: not quite fun.

I remember I had vacation by myself  and my friends waited for me.

Now I go to stores.

Pharaoh: every time?

King: she was eating chicken all over the place and she said: chicken, chicken, chicken!

I am her chicken baby.

Pharaoh: oh, okay.

King: do you want me to tell you more about it?

I have 2000 examples.

 

Fools gold.

King of Fools (on the phone): wisdom!

Ozdom, ozdom.

Troll (enters the room): you broke my door again.

King of Fools: mister Troll,

You didn't push “I am okay, thank you” button at 5 o'clock.

We've already sent you a dog to guard the door.

All you have to do, push the button (pushing imaginary  button), very simple.

I was throwing duzzies all the way to rescue you.

Troll: I was sleeping.

King: beauty sleep?

Troll: did you say free country?

Mama Mia: Mister Troll, don’t argue.

King of Fools: good point. (kissing Mama Mia's hand).

Troll: here.

King of Fools: what is this?

Troll: I fixed your problem and bought new plunger.

King of Fools: it’s not our style.

I hope, you didn't use our credit card to pay for it.

Troll: it’s a plunger.

All you have to do is plunge the toilet.

King of Fools: we do it in style!

Troll: where is the wash room?

King of Fools: first of all, its “bathroom”.

Mama Mia (looking at the plunger): the stuff looks so old, you can give it for free.

King of Fools: its probably cost fortune like the paper from a week ago.

Troll: where is the bathroom!

Mama Mia: phone call!

King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!

(whispering) my sock is still on my heal, yes, since the afternoon.

 

 

 

Happily ever after.

King: forever young, forever young.

Pharaoh: your singing warms up my heart.

Where are the slaves?

King: your thinking no more then mine.

They are sleeping.

Pharaoh: on the plantation?

King: at home.

Different climate.

Pharaoh: you don't have dessert,  you don't have sand storms?

King: yes, unfortunately.

Servant 1: queen is on the phone.

King: tell her I am not hiding.

Servant 2: she think you didn't go to work, you went somewhere else.

Pharaoh: where are you going?

King: home.

Pharaoh: at 1 o'clock?

Truth and only the truth.

Servant 2: I am going to the same hone, to the next month,  the night club.

Servant 1: bananas!

Pharaoh: what is this?

Servant 1: bananas.

Pharaoh: I think it’s a shame to give Pharaoh green bananas for breakfast.

Servant 1: our monkey slaves are terrible.

They are only learning how to say “cheese”.

The monkeys didn't want to work 7 days, then we have to shorten by 5.

Now we have to do their job, not every day.

We will color the bananas at any color you want.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happily ever after.

Priestess: why are putting water on your head?

You are sweating already.

Pharaoh: they are not nice.

Priestess: you are dreaming, your are sleep.

Pharaoh: they don't cook.

Priestess: every time you wake up to have breakfast, think you are sleeping.

Eat this, mayonnaise and honey, relaxing dish.

Sleeping.

Pharaoh: how many servants do you have?

Priestess: since all the prices gone up on everything.

Before we could afford eight hundred servants,  now only one.

 

 

Happily ever after.

Servant: lucky star!

King: we will get it later.

Martian: well, lunatics, we are here.

Martian: what is the shortest way out?

Martian: build new space ship. 

It will take few seconds to go home.

Martian: no one knows how it works!

Martian: well, you will be happy here.

Martian: you notice, women always say something, where they are.

Martian: may be we speak slowly?

Martian: because men never listen. 

Martian: general, they are perfect. 

Martian: we need more schools like this,

Explore different places, everything might be the same.

Happily ever after.

Parrot: money.

King: I don't think so.

Servant 1: you have to look at this bird again.

King: I was looking at home.

Why is it always me!

Servant 2: she doesn't know any difference.

Servant 1: you are the man, ha ha.

King: one day, I say, bye, see you, and go home.

Servant 2: yeah, see you tomorrow.

 

Happily ever after.

Pharaoh: please tell me what is this!

Servant 1: our new office. 

Pharaoh: my eyes want to rest right now.

Servant 2: you will be fine.

Hopefully it will be cool soon. 

Servant 1: we see it every day. 

Servant 2: Pharaoh, when you leave work, you will have big smile. 

It's a good thing. 

Servant 1: you will have smiling face when you get out of here.

All evening and night. 

Servant 2: especially after big jobs.

Servant 1: we don't have small jobs here.

Pharaoh: king, your servants say, you have big jobs here.

What is it?

King: "choo - choo".

Happily ever ver after.

Priestess: and what did she say to you?

This is your last night at her kitchen?

If she is normal, give her this cooking oil, if she is crazy, give her this honey.

And if she complains, change the subject.

Don’t drop anything.

Next!

Pharaoh: I am sweating here.

Priestess: are you behaving?

Was anyone helping you before?

Pharaoh: mess.

Priestess: who?

Pharaoh: mess.

Priestess: you found one already?

This how you learn.

One day you do this, next day you do that.

Pharaoh: and on top of that,

How can I go 3 thousand years back in time?

Priestess: he probably wanted to know how it works.

Pharaoh: I thought it probably foolishness of my young years.

Priestess: sure.

Pharaoh: its king and his witches.

Priestess: they probably scanned something wrong.

We can check if they use the right scanner.

I can see, they put “zero”.

Pharaoh: what it means?

Priestess: this what happens when you change your system every day.

We watch one of the time.

We ask mostly, and they say, they have no idea.

Priestess: you have 30 in file and zero mistakes.

Pharaoh: its three thousand.

Priestess: we thought you are only in history books.

Pharaoh: no, I am not in history books.

I am right here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happily ever after.

Witch: I see 2 winning numbers!

King: you have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 20, 25 numbers in the ticket!

Witch: what are you doing here?

Lets try again.

King: I was reading and explaining myself my own recommendations why we need many slaves.

Witch: many slaves called “robots".

Stop looking at ours.

King: looks like coffee maker to me.

Witch: we couldn't figure out!

Where's my kitten!?

Fat cat: seriously!

Seriously!

I am a grown man already.

Fat cat: ask more milk.

We will have a party tonight.

Witch: what a good boy.

King: these cats look huge.

Witch: because we care.

Majority of our kittens are special breed.

Fat cat: what movie do you want to see, about love or “meow”?

Fat cat: meow.

Witch: he is saying something!

Kitten, say “please”.

Fat cat: beer.

It might be in the box.

Witch: he is wonderful.

King: wild cats.

 

 

Happily ever after.

Pharaoh: where is the priestess?

Where is my woman.

Priestess: excuse moi.

I am not a woman,

I am a priestess. 

Pharaoh: with this ice cream and everything I will like a twenty years old again.

Priestess: you have a problem, we are here to help.

Pharaoh: you heard, you can guess. 

Priestess: we don't shop together,

I can't think what it is.

Pharaoh: how can I go to my kingdom?

Priestess: magic happens.

You can buy a plane ticket, twenty hours flight. 

Pharaoh: what school did you go?

Priestess: New Kingdom?

Tutmoses?

Pharaoh: that's skilled.

Qui madame.

Priestess: merci bocoup!

Do you speak French?

Parle pas bien le francais?

Pharaoh: non, tres peu ...

I don't know how to start.

Priestess: I don't know how to start too!

Le francias langue of l'amour.

Fat cats.

Fat cat: something stuck in my shoe.

Fat cat: your foot stuck in your foot.

Fat cat: what does it mean!

Fat cat: you are turning into a black cat.

Fat cat: may be I really should!

Fat: relax.

Color flex is my favorite color.

Fat cat: neighbors are making drugs non stop in their kitchen.

We made less the a quarter of that.

We have to stop.

We take a break.

Then we went shopping.

Fat cat: not surprise me.

Fat cat: it’s not drug, its natural medicine.

Fat cat: you are full of vitamins!

Fat cat: we all going to be affected.

Fat cat: bikini mercy.

Fat cat: is it a song?

Fat cat: he is telling on me!

Fat cat: if I will remember.

Fat cat: he is always telling on you.

I just remember, picture of our president or something.

He talks like he is singing.

My favorite song of all the time.

Piggy: bring piggy bank this way.

Fat cat: another piggy bank!

Fat cat: we need piggy bank like this.

Piggy: practice makes a lot of sense.

If you are qualified. 

Fat cat: it has something to do with not being fat cat.

Fat cat: pigs like to roll when they are young.

Fat cat: they don't listen.

Fat cat: leave piggy alone and sit down. 

Fat cat: you are not getting our piggy bank.

Piggy: I know, right.

Fat cat: it's fake gold.

Do you like comedy movies?

Piggy: some.

I've seen a few.

You watch it, you understand this world. 

Fat cat: people are stupid.

Fat cat: you only know few!

Fat cat: world looks cool.

Fat cat: in your video game. 

 

 

 

Happily ever after.

Witch: see, from here to here,

All magic wishes.

All you have to do, is scan, scan, scan.

Who opened the door!

It’s going to be money.

Pharaoh: I feel nervous.

King: we are going to see the witches again.

Witch: no meetings here.

We don't perform CPR.

You are talking and sweating.

King: my magic wish didn't come true.

Witch: what do you want me to do?

Your magic wish didn't come true.

Congratulations.

Pharaoh: any predictions?

Witch: go away until hot, hot, hot summer.

And then come back.

Pharaoh: and when is it?

King: you are asking wrong question.

Right question would be, “how fake those witches are?”

Priestess: so he is very playful.

I think he stuck in his childhood.

Queen: nice.

Him, he is secretly  eating sugar,

When no one is watching.

King: witch, this what I mean.

Witch: I see everything!

King: no discrimination.

Witch: you want to play too.

You will be playing some day.

Where do you want to play?

Indoor or outdoor?