The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools: my Angel takes pictures every day and sends it.
The Beast: to who?
King of Fools: to me!
I am sorry I am busy here.
Is it 5 o'clock?
The Beast: its 9 am.
King of Fools: that's your fault, whatever it is,
I am blaming everybody.

New Kings..

Donald: Thank you God.
People: for what, for what?
Any one knows for what?!


story of a very old friend ..

It was the first time me looking closely at the Nazi tanks and soldiers.
From far like black bugs they were driving through land that once farmers used to grow bread, now, after winter it was open, dried and little bit muddy.
We were hiding on the hill, I think the entire area was with hills and smooth ravines.
They had medical truck too, which surprised me the most.
For few days our leader, slightly overweight woman with bleached hair and red lips was telling us: "soon, soon".
We had instruction and command, waiting quietly between few tree and small hills.
Julia walked quietly to me.
She wiped her lips and said only:" don't sleep"..



don't know story.

Boss: I tell people, do something else,
Something productive, but they still do what they want.
Inner voice: fifty years old understand better,  I know for sure.
The Beast: have any one seen King of Fools?
Boss: he is preparing for Fools day.
King of Fools: push, push in the bush..
It's a song!
Inner voice: every year he has something new.
Witch: people at work discriminate me  because of my English, colour, immigrant status..
Monkey "The Genious": y.
Witch: tell them to go to..
Thank you!
Poetess: I asked the monkey same question!
Witch: if you see the monkey's face right now.
Poetess: can I write, I am returning you like a bouquet of beautiful flowers.
And I don't know the name.
How can I get love explosion back?
King of Fools: its only in fairy tales.
Me next, I need one on one talk with the monkey.
Why do I love women so much?
Is it because they can bend over?
Monkey " The Genious": honestly..
You are very lucky.
King of Fools: our Princess can talk!
She is direct as always.
The Beast: can I ask monkey "The Genious"
What are the chances I become prince again?
She winked me twice!
King of Fools: now we all know.
The Beast: know what?
King of Fools: find my gold.
Queen of Fools: this is not our Princess!
Children: and what happened grandpa?
King of Fools: since its fairy tale,
It was ordered to live happily ever after, 99%,
Then I had to go back home, it was 1%.
Grandma was so mad,
She put my stuff on a little cart and said:
Did we have this conversation before!?
Good thing she answered my email.
Queen of Fools: after 78 times.
Poetess: how to say thank you for reading and its has been my pleasure.
Chao Bellas.
Inner voice: in the language we don't speak.
King of Fools: just give him dictionary.
Poetess: bye.
King of Fools: is it 5 o'clock yet?
Every time I look at the clock its 4:30.
Witch: go to the wash room.
King of Fools: I am a man,
Why would I go to wash room for 30 minutes?





don't know stiry

Poetess: he is beautiful.
Inner voice: we heard it already,
In another story.
Poetess: I always want to write love story.
King of Fools: when you read this whole line you will know what's wrong with the world.
And you keep reading one word!
Queen of Fools: lines are only information.
King of Fools: practically.
Queen of Fools: we only read how to be careful, we don't read information.
King of Fools: I only read the title.
To understand.
Queen of Fools:... learning information with the book.
What if the book has no lines?
King of Fools: if you see no lines in the book, you are wasting your time.
Children: these two.
King of Fools: do you know why these two?
Queen of Fools: let's do some work on preparation for our special day.
King of Fools: you got it!
Excuse us.
Queen of Fools: realistically how should I start reading?
King of Fools: since its fiction story, start from the top.
I might need few lessons.
Queen of Fools: I am expecting fairy tale.
King of Fools: where are the colors!



Once upon a time,
Once upon a dream,
On the empty road.
Walking through the rain, storm, cold wind,
They had no idea what to do next,
Not until heard word "go".

The Beast and Ze Bella.

"Happily ever after".
King of Fools (on the phone):..lets go have ice coffee, go downstairs..
Queen of Fools: I am not like that!
I am at work and so on.
King of Fools: you have to change it around.
Queen of Fools: you are like a rabbit.
Love you playing.. see you later with all this stuff and no cell phone.
King of Fools (to the Beast): don't get married, nothing good ever there.
The Beast: I don't worry about that right now.
King of Fools: you have to teach your woman how to say " yes", young she is or not.
If you don't use calculator, you will be knocked off before 69.
Queen of Fools: not every day!
King of Fools: she is still listening.
This what kids do!
And I am loving it!
We are laughing non stop here.
See you at home.
(to the Beast): when you wear that ring,
Normal life will say you "see you later".
Queen of Fools: no she won't!
(in few minutes)
King of Fools: time to check my city and what's after.
The Beast: are you going to work or what?
King of Fools: or what.
The Beast: when?
King of Fools: you are making sentences from one word.
It's far from what human do.
Boss: I see you are still at work.
King of Fools: preparing for our party.
Boss: make it spectacular.
Lucky people, work hard one day in a year.
King of Fools: I am working every day,
Sometimes in my imagination.
Boss: that's the best place.
Here, five backs and free play in the lottery.
King of Fools: five backs!
I have to take vacation and prepare the event!
Will be back in April.
Boss: I have a joke.
I wished one time to be like you.
King of Fools: is it because you have to put your mad mask?
Boss: no, it's a legend.
Someone else wrote it, first King of Fools.



"Informal night".
New Kings are breaking in,
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
(somewhere)
New King number one: will take a little trip with my army.
I hope fat cats will not flip over before the diner.
(somewhere)
Black King: you can take a picture.
Lady: give me something..
Black King: I am all yours..
New King number one: I said "yes", fat cats said " no".
We are not going to have good night here!
(somewhere)
Princess: none of them are innocent.
Princess number two: I've seen innocent people, they don't look like one.
Princess: today the boyfriend was kissing my ears before my mouth.
Princess number two: I know who is not innocent, the boyfriend.
Princess: and where is the boyfriend!
Princess number two: on the party eating cake.
(to the boyfriend, loud) made on his special budget from milk powder!
Princess: he is kind of eating too fast.
Princess number two: the last meal.
New King number one: I see something in the dark!




The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools (singing): I am feeling amazing and she is wonderful..
The Beast: did you make it?
Queen of Fools: he makes ecerything.
(looking at the monkeys).
King of Fools: I have to know!
Monkey "the Genious": yyy..
King of Fools: I don't understand what she is talking about.
She is talking too fast.
Queen of Fools: she is scratching her back with my cell phone!
King of Fools: I hope it's safe.
It's like scratching yourself with microwave.
The same waves.
Queen of Fools: you can't do that!
(encouraging the monkey not scratch with cell phone).
King of Fools: I think she is talking about our Fools party for Bosses.
The Beast: you didn’t mention bosses.
Maybee I ask myself my question.
King of Fools: everyone wants to boss us around.
Anyway, we know when we survive and when we don’t.
We are bossing the monkey.
See, how happy she is!
We are working on our first national discovery.
My Angel thinks monkeys turned into to humans under pressure.
See how happy she is!


from J

New Kings..

Donald: life is perfect.
Jobs, food, social security.
Like someone is coming here and stealing all of our nightmares.

The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools: time to relax!
The Beast: your fire department broke my door!
King of Fools: you never pressed “I am okay. Thank you” button.
How onm Earth at 5:30 am we would know if you are okay?
We can't read through the walls.
I say “ozdom!” and you press the button.
Sign here.
The Beast: I was with a woman!
King of Fools: with Ze Bella?
The Beast: with Ze Bella!
King of Fools: I have no word for that.
Fools know no women on Monday morning.
One, two, three, four days until Friday with no points from the last week.
You might become our national hero!
Ops, time to teach our youth.
(reading) Do not smoke, drink or commit crimes in any circumstances!
Life is a lot easier then.
We are hoping for health, happiness and our "dream of every idiot" to come true.
All to make papa proud.
The Beast: you are the papa?
King of Fools: in my domain.





New Kings..

Donald: life is perfect.
Jobs, food, social security.
Like someone is coming here
and stealing all our nightmares every second.

The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools: my Angel is going to sing,
Let me turn it down.
No, no and no.
She is refreshing my memories about my youth or something like I would forget.
I see her every day!
I must hold a candle.
The Beast: back to our deal.
King of Fools: we both should skip the introduction.
You know me, I know you.
This is my second serious commitment.
First time was with my Angel,
I wasn't ready for.
I should've looked at the mirror!
Now I have my Angel, then there are other women.
This is the oldest question in the world.
Who to know better?
If I report you, how much the government will give me for finding beast on our territory?
Who knows prices you think?



The Beast and Ze Bela.

Witch (on the phone): at work people say,
We will ask young man.
And they ask me.
Monkey "The Genious": yyyy..
Witch: they are all stupid!
Thank you!
King of Fools: I have rhyme and I have style.
Today is your lucky day!
The Beast: my lucky day?
King of Fools: I will show our routine.
We call our sweet pie first.
(on the phone) how are you doing!?
Monkey " The Genius": o. 
King of Fools: you are doing "o"?
Well its Friday!
First person who knows, its me.
Monkey " The Genious": yyy.
King of Fools: smart lady. I know.
(to the Beast): she learned word "yes"!
(to the monkey): I want to work in your zoo.
We will go shopping together.
Don't miss your brakes today sweety and keep it simple.
The Beast: hi.
King of Fools: now is my favourite part.
Looking at the pictures!
I have a few new uploads.
The Beast: you said we will look for the Fools gold?
King of Fools: we have a million chances,
Sure we will get it.
I love naked women,
I mean I love, love.
The Beast: can you hurry up.
King of Fools: relax.
You don't know how it feels.
I can stare all do.
Why don't you and Ze Bella go out tonight, go to the park, car, bushes.
Have some fun!






The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools: wisdom, ozdom, ozdom!
We always try our best!
People can say what they want to say.
(to the Beast): that's all my work for today and I don't like it.
I need an engine and push!
The Beast: do you need pen, paper, mask, book, hug?
King of Fools: it would be too rough,
I like soft touch.
Wish it was Saturday,
I stay all day in the bed or sideways under the table.
I do it every Saturday, it's good for you!

New Kings..

Donald: I have very important announcement about the wall.
You better be on our side of the border.
We are not going to make another wall for people who are in the middle.

Good morning




The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools: my Angel better be home when I am there.
The Beast: you are not on break?
King of Fools: now I know what my problem is.
The lunch breaks!
I can't do it until I find my gold.
I don't know how you can eat your food.
The Beast: where is your friend?
King of Fools: she is busy today.
We will perform magic ourselves.
You know all magic books were burned here.
My great great great grandpa tried to hide few pages,
I have them somewhere, two percent of originals!
If we have wifi, we try the Internet.
(whispering) this how we got out flying pigs.
They drank the milk, we made up, I think we overstretched it.
If everything will go perfect, don't tell anyone,  people will think we are trying to be too smart.

New Kings..

Donald: next big chance to make America great again permanently is on April first.
Hilary: we all know what day it is..
Donald: we all know the answer too.




The Beast and Ze Bella.

Troll: children, The Beast forever stayed as the Beast.
King of Fools didn't find Fools gold and suspicious magic spell no one knows who put on, wasn't taken off or reversed.
King of Fools: I was in love!
Alone in cold bed,
I've seen ghosts!
Which no one seems to care about.
Troll: I was sent back home without a diploma.
King of Fools: I will call my girl.
She asked me not to tell her name, because at work everyone will think she is weird.
Then who is normal?
Tell me, I will take a picture.
She is answering the phone!
(on the phone) yes..yes!
Boss said we can have one million chances!
..I need fresh air for a second.
One million! My dream!
Troll: one million chances!
The Beast: he thinks one million dollars.
King of Fools: its the same thing.
The Beast: how can it be the same thing?
It's like you have one million chances in winning lottery.
This why your monkey "The Genious" refuses to play it.
She knows the difference.
King of Fools: she was our spoke person for the lottery!
Troll: are you still in love?
King of Fools: love is love.
My Angel is cleang the house now,
This why I am here and not in my bed.
She is not allowing any spiritual occupation of her space.
She told me to get out with my dirty sexual thoughts.
You think about sex, you dream about sex.
Sometimes it's not spiritually clean at home.
Will dream here.. in my future public sex library.
Troll: you are going to open it here?
King of Fools: why to waste time!
The Beast: it's great idea for someone else money!
Troll: I hope we will be alive by that time..
King of Fools: part one is happily done.

Part two.
Witch: he is wearing black and white today too!
Its so sweet..
Mostly I wear black, white or blue.
The Beast: one after another..
Witch: I will wear different color tomorrow, see what he will have for me.
King of Fools: its spring,
All beasts are supposed to have babies!
The Beast: I am going to have a baby!







The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools: look at the sky,
Sun is shining and not one cloud.
Troll: I think you will overheat today.
King of Fools: after kissing hands I am feeling better,
Will call my girl, will kiss her spiritual butt.
(on the phone): yes.. is it..
(to Troll): she can't be spiritually trully today,
She eore wrong bra to work.
We are dummed!
Troll: you started on Mondsy, now it's Friday!
About enough my friend.
King of Fools: I feel like high school kid,
Waiting for little glimpse, looking at the same thing..
Troll: bring her home, be brave, it might solve your issues.
King of Fools: the house is a mess,
Since she went on vacation with her mother,
I've never cleaned or bought food either.
Why would I eat!

The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools: love..
Secretary: can you please sign your vacation list.
King of Fools: with big pleasure (kissing secretary's hand).
Secretary: I heard you are writing book about love?
King of Fools: I do, my first lyrical experiment.
When you buy a copy, throw it in the garbage.
Secretary: I am sure it will be beautiful like you.
King of Fools: you have to tell this to me every second (kissing secretary's hand again).







The Beast and Ze Bella.

King of Fools: please.. don't ask me how I am doing today..
I am done.
I am taking a week off.
Troll: you go to work someone bosses you,
You go home, someone bosses you again.
King of Fools: I blew up my case.
Boss stopped by to hear my nonsense, but it's all in the name of love.
Troll: where aree your socks and jacket?
Look at how you dressed.
King of Fools: I should look at myself, no.
I can only look at her.
Am I too old to fall in love!?
Troll: go home and sleep.
King of Fools: the best place to fall in love is work,
You can stare all you want.
Troll: you are going to blow up your work too.
King of Fools: who has sent me this happiness?
I am getting signals from stars, from the universe..
Unfortunately for people who is going to laugh at me right now,
I know what I am talking about.
If she is missing her lipstick,
I am the one who stole it,
To sniff in dreams.
Troll (slams the door): thats about enough!
We have business to do!
King of Fools: I can't..
Troll: who is she!?
Tell her.
King of Fools: It's too much to handle.
I have few extra papers in case if I write a book..
I hope it wont suck.
Someone please tell me to take mint, bath and stay in bed.




The Beast and Ze Bella

Troll: I couldn't get to the washroom,
Someone must be sleeping there.
King of Fools: spring affects people in weirdest ways..
Troll: good morning.
King of Fools: good morning?
I said "good morning" few minutes ago.
Troll: it was yesterday.
King of Fools: I am dreaming..
Thinking, one look, one move, one touch
She gave me,
Was it just a coincidence..?
Nights are good but short,
Now I really can't understand this.
Troll: oh my God..
King of Fools: I am like fresh spring snow, ready to be sucked by a flower.
Troll: maybe you should focus on work.
King of Fools: I should hurry up!
It will distract me from thinking about love.
I will work on what's is on my desk.
Troll: there is nothing on your desk.
King of Fools: women!
I wang to be close to her fugure, nude and lost.
If she will say "no", I don't need love any more.
Troll: never say never
King of Fools: you are right.
I want only " yes" for the answers.
Will call my girl.
(on the phone): Salutto!