Это сладкий мой сон,
Это сладкая явь,
Не понять, не сказать,
И не дать, и не взять.
Чистота твоих глаз,
Красота, доброта,
Говори все что хочешь,
Без вина я пьяна.
Сочинили все песни,
Все сложили стихи.
Что быть может чудесней снова первой любви.
Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
The Beast and Ze Bella.
King of Fools: she is hot, beautiful woman.
I want to introduce her.
Monkey "The Genius": yy.
King of Fools: you are beautiful too!
I wonder, if someone reading our mind..?
Monkey "The Genius": y.
King of Fools: yeah.. you remember our protest about giving planet back to the animals little bit..
Monkey "The Genius": yyy..
King of Fools: I wished one day that I was one of our lucky pigs fixing the world.
You understand..?
Monkey "The Genius": yyy.
King of Fools: thank you!
(In an hour).
King of Fools: how's my sexy girl?
Mama Mia: computer! (laughing).
Boss of Trolls: is anyone working here!
King of Fools: what he thinks we are doing around this building!
Where is Troll?
Mama Mia: under quarantine.
King of Fools: yesterday he was looking at the door as I can't see.
Boss of Trolls: I was calling from 9 in the morning!
King of Fools: we are on the next level of average.
Boss of Trolls: what its supposed to mean?
King of Fools: we have to trust our system.
Boss of Trolls: where is my son?
King of Fools: at home.
It wasn't me!
Mama Mia: it wasn't me either.
King of Fools: all we try to teach him not to worry about work!
Boss of Trolls: ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, see you then.
King of Fools: go to work and relax!
Mama Mia: have a wonderful day!
After wine every one looks okay.
King of Fools: you know, you are right.
(singing).
New Kings...
1.
Diamond: Jesus!
I am not made for here!
Sweet Jesus have mercy on the believers!
Diamonds: wow..
Diamond number one: take a tablet and relax.
Diamond number two: when life gives you direct clue, suck on this.
Diamond: not for me.
I want to save up and get out.
Diamond number ten: you will run back.
Diamond number two: we order or we don't order!
Diamond number four: he was always not like every one else.
Diamond number five: wake up, it's our favorite time,
The night time!
Diamond: I wish night never exists!
Diamond number seven: you need help.
Diamond: I want to be the survival!
Diamond two: you won't get help with that here.
Diamond number five: let's not fight.
Diamond guard: wake up!
Someone is drilling a hole to our supremacy!
Diamond number seven: they are installing antenna!
Diamond: I am done here!
I want a Throffie!
Diamond number two: you will be terrible character.
King number one (drilling): let's try to do little damage and get new animation.
Some kind of weird pipes here.
New King number two: we have few dynamites.
New King number one: probably bad idea.
New King number two: few easy claps.
We might made few friends (laughing).
Power level four!
New Queen number one: few levels away from superpower!
New King number two: creatures of the night (singing).
New King number one: I don't like friends.
Queen number one: I hope it will be more then news.
Diamond: I have popcorn!!!
New King number one: who is this?
2.
New King number one: I should've join a random cult instead.
..Wake up happy every morning..
Fat cats: he is quite today.
Fat cats: good for us.
Fat cats: let's start.
Repeat every one:
With power of furries..
Fat cats: ...with power of furries...
With power of furries..
3.
New King number one: it's "H" and we ordered "F".
New Kings number one: where are the brothers?
Diamond: Jesus!
I am not made for here!
Sweet Jesus have mercy on the believers!
Diamonds: wow..
Diamond number one: take a tablet and relax.
Diamond number two: when life gives you direct clue, suck on this.
Diamond: not for me.
I want to save up and get out.
Diamond number ten: you will run back.
Diamond number two: we order or we don't order!
Diamond number four: he was always not like every one else.
Diamond number five: wake up, it's our favorite time,
The night time!
Diamond: I wish night never exists!
Diamond number seven: you need help.
Diamond: I want to be the survival!
Diamond two: you won't get help with that here.
Diamond number five: let's not fight.
Diamond guard: wake up!
Someone is drilling a hole to our supremacy!
Diamond number seven: they are installing antenna!
Diamond: I am done here!
I want a Throffie!
Diamond number two: you will be terrible character.
King number one (drilling): let's try to do little damage and get new animation.
Some kind of weird pipes here.
New King number two: we have few dynamites.
New King number one: probably bad idea.
New King number two: few easy claps.
We might made few friends (laughing).
Power level four!
New Queen number one: few levels away from superpower!
New King number two: creatures of the night (singing).
New King number one: I don't like friends.
Queen number one: I hope it will be more then news.
Diamond: I have popcorn!!!
New King number one: who is this?
2.
New King number one: I should've join a random cult instead.
..Wake up happy every morning..
Fat cats: he is quite today.
Fat cats: good for us.
Fat cats: let's start.
Repeat every one:
With power of furries..
Fat cats: ...with power of furries...
With power of furries..
3.
New King number one: it's "H" and we ordered "F".
New King number two: we have to use this since then.
New King number one: they have to know what we are talking about!
New King number two: may be we move somewhere else?
New King number one: we will stay here.
Fat cats: yes!
Alien: humans put sign "He'll" on the statue.
Alien: may be it's not for us.
Alien: you can see from the space!
Alien: people are nice.
Alien: are you kidding?
Alien: I am not going on Earth for any money.
Alien: I feel cold already,
Last time I felt cold, my father was screaming: not divorce again!
Alien: I should've work for the government.
They are sitting at the same place for decades.
Alien: may be you were sent here for a reason.
Alien: they keep all the money!
Alien: let's go somewhere else.
Alien: welcome to our new home!
Alien: I hope we have enough boose.
New King number two: Aliens!
New King number one: bust them down.
4.Alien: may be you were sent here for a reason.
Alien: they keep all the money!
Alien: let's go somewhere else.
Alien: welcome to our new home!
Alien: I hope we have enough boose.
New King number two: Aliens!
New King number one: bust them down.
New Kings number one: where are the brothers?
Diamond: watching tv.
New King number one: I would love if they do some work!
Diamond: they are aliens!
They don't even speak our language.
You have to educate them first.
New King number one this what I am going to do!
Diamond: not right away, natural.
Brothers need time to adjust.
They need Food, education, free health care, transportation.
New King number one: well I get something in return?
Diamond: oh yeah.
New Queen number one: like from kids.
Alien: where is everyone.
New King number one: we are coming!
New Queen number one: do I look sexy in this dress?
New King number one: it's look like a blanket.
Alien: when people are laughing, they sound like horses on our planet.
Diamond: very interesting!
New King number one: I should stay in my office before I get spaced out by alien ship.
Diamond: their ships are quite heavy.
New King number one: never tried.
For 25 cents you can open the door.
New Queen number one: do I look sexy in this dress?
New King number one: it's look like a blanket.
Alien: when people are laughing, they sound like horses on our planet.
Diamond: very interesting!
New King number one: I should stay in my office before I get spaced out by alien ship.
Diamond: their ships are quite heavy.
New King number one: never tried.
For 25 cents you can open the door.
don't know story.
1.
Inner voice:
Welcome to the club!
Poetess (looking around) : it's empty here?
Inner voice : you are the first one.
Poetess is thinking what to say.
Inner voice : you are asking too many questions.
Why didn't you stay in the forest any way?
I am sure, wild bears would love you.
Poetess : I wanted to work in the office.
(Next day, Poetess is lying in the bath tab and watching movie,
Paintings on the wall, ice cream and educational magazines.
She is drinking wine)
Poetess: we will be nice here.
(The phone starts to ring)
Poetess : Good day..!
Inner voice : why are you not at work?
It's Friday, lady.
Poetess : Friday! Oh.. my back, I mean my butt, my belly, the clock didn't ring..
Poetess (looking around) : it's empty here?
Inner voice : you are the first one.
Poetess is thinking what to say.
Inner voice : you are asking too many questions.
Why didn't you stay in the forest any way?
I am sure, wild bears would love you.
Poetess : I wanted to work in the office.
(Next day, Poetess is lying in the bath tab and watching movie,
Paintings on the wall, ice cream and educational magazines.
She is drinking wine)
Poetess: we will be nice here.
(The phone starts to ring)
Poetess : Good day..!
Inner voice : why are you not at work?
It's Friday, lady.
Poetess : Friday! Oh.. my back, I mean my butt, my belly, the clock didn't ring..
(To herself ) faking all the time.
Inner voice : wake up already.
Inner voice : wake up already.
2.
Poetess : let's
shake this old dirty bag for some news.
(Shaking the bag): hmm, money!
You know, I save stuff every where
And then I don't remember where I saved it.
Inner voice : you know, you have never written me a beautiful love poem.
Poetess : about what?
Inner voice ( loud with questions in the voice) : pardon me?!
Poetess ( suspiciously ): about us?
Inner voice : you wrote about cabbages..
Poetess : it was for my Golden cabbage award.
Inner voice : wrote about fish and chips, one week dinner, wrote about cheesecake.
Poetess : cheesecake?
Inner voice : yeah, the one was on my face.
Poetess (happily): may be we were doing something romantic?!
Inner voice : not with the box.
(Shaking the bag): hmm, money!
You know, I save stuff every where
And then I don't remember where I saved it.
Inner voice : you know, you have never written me a beautiful love poem.
Poetess : about what?
Inner voice ( loud with questions in the voice) : pardon me?!
Poetess ( suspiciously ): about us?
Inner voice : you wrote about cabbages..
Poetess : it was for my Golden cabbage award.
Inner voice : wrote about fish and chips, one week dinner, wrote about cheesecake.
Poetess : cheesecake?
Inner voice : yeah, the one was on my face.
Poetess (happily): may be we were doing something romantic?!
Inner voice : not with the box.
3.
In the gum.
Poetess: I want to get in shape and start running again,
Like marathon.
Inner voice : then you have to do it,
Not talk about it!
Poetess: I want to get in shape and start running again,
Like marathon.
Inner voice : then you have to do it,
Not talk about it!
4.
On the
vacation.
Inner voice : you said yourself, you want everything to be natural!!!
Poetess : A bear!? Wolves!?! House on the cliff?!!
Bushes?! Where is the bath room?!
Inner voice: in the bushes.
Inner voice : you said yourself, you want everything to be natural!!!
Poetess : A bear!? Wolves!?! House on the cliff?!!
Bushes?! Where is the bath room?!
Inner voice: in the bushes.
don't know story.
1
Poetess: I wrote a
story!
Inner voice: I am sure middle aged women will be very happy.
Poetess: what middle age?
I am not even sixty.
Inner voice: I hate working too.
Poetess (thinking of where to hide weights at work): what's wrong with it?
Inner voice: being a nice person at my work is a curse.
Poetess: I read in newspaper about some company,
Few employees got poisoned and they sued the company.
The fridge didn't work all weekend, first thing on Monday, bym..
Inner voice: we are not so lucky.
Poetess: I wrote a story (looking at the mirror) about some one else
And I think I need professional advise about where shall I go with it.
Inner voice: I have a friend for that.
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: what's your name boy?
Poetess: boy? Irina.
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: the mostest and importenest thing is grammar
And you have to know what are you are talking about.
Poetess (writing): the mostest importenest thing to know what I am talking about. I think I do!
Inner voice: I am sure middle aged women will be very happy.
Poetess: what middle age?
I am not even sixty.
Inner voice: I hate working too.
Poetess (thinking of where to hide weights at work): what's wrong with it?
Inner voice: being a nice person at my work is a curse.
Poetess: I read in newspaper about some company,
Few employees got poisoned and they sued the company.
The fridge didn't work all weekend, first thing on Monday, bym..
Inner voice: we are not so lucky.
Poetess: I wrote a story (looking at the mirror) about some one else
And I think I need professional advise about where shall I go with it.
Inner voice: I have a friend for that.
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: what's your name boy?
Poetess: boy? Irina.
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: the mostest and importenest thing is grammar
And you have to know what are you are talking about.
Poetess (writing): the mostest importenest thing to know what I am talking about. I think I do!
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: yes, I was surprised
myself
When the nurse started to take off my clothes.
Poetess: the nurse?
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: no, the horse was after, or before...
Let me think my beautiful ladies.
Poetess (kind of melting with a smile): thank you...
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: me to, I am thanking only the ambulance.
I was writing a poem about farm,
Special edition Mister Taker had a horse, pig, chickens and pit bulls,
I had to ride all of them myself,
Grandma with stupid questions, she was the last one.
Poetess: you were riding grandma?
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: she said she was single.
We have to trust people.
Mister Taker had something else too, but since the children might read,
We can't talk about any weapons, especially illegal.
It was a poem for the police.
Nice detective, gave me a pillow to sit down,
We were writing for a year..
Poetess: and what happened?
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: Peter? who is Peter?
You?
Poetess : my name is Irina.
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry :
What I was doing in the air?
I was asking this question myself:
What I am doing in the air with a laundry bag?
What am I doing in the air at all.
Five minutes, lovely conversation between birds and myself.
Wind must be changed the direction,
That was the third nurse explanation,
The one with wings didn't explain anything,
Told me to get ... out and start .. working.
And I am working my friends,
Teaching children and adults,
We are writing new story
" Penguin versus Trax, the dinosaur"..
Poetess: the nurse?
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: no, the horse was after, or before...
Let me think my beautiful ladies.
Poetess (kind of melting with a smile): thank you...
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: me to, I am thanking only the ambulance.
I was writing a poem about farm,
Special edition Mister Taker had a horse, pig, chickens and pit bulls,
I had to ride all of them myself,
Grandma with stupid questions, she was the last one.
Poetess: you were riding grandma?
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: she said she was single.
We have to trust people.
Mister Taker had something else too, but since the children might read,
We can't talk about any weapons, especially illegal.
It was a poem for the police.
Nice detective, gave me a pillow to sit down,
We were writing for a year..
Poetess: and what happened?
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry: Peter? who is Peter?
You?
Poetess : my name is Irina.
Specialist in women, dogs and poetry :
What I was doing in the air?
I was asking this question myself:
What I am doing in the air with a laundry bag?
What am I doing in the air at all.
Five minutes, lovely conversation between birds and myself.
Wind must be changed the direction,
That was the third nurse explanation,
The one with wings didn't explain anything,
Told me to get ... out and start .. working.
And I am working my friends,
Teaching children and adults,
We are writing new story
" Penguin versus Trax, the dinosaur"..
2.
In the bus.
Grandma witch, mama witch and sister witch are waiting for papa witch.
Inner voice is holding garlic, onion, carrot, potatoes, salt and paper for protection.
Grandma witch (knowledgeably): that's to make soup.
Inner voice mumbles something unclear.
Sister witch: one "dream of an idiot" came true.
Poetess: why this bus has two different numbers on it?
Inner voice (thinking): why do I always want to be better then any one else?
Poetess: I don't know what to write here,
I don't know much about witches,
It will be unfinished story.
Inner voice (starts to worry): what?
(Nicely): don't you have few girlfriends at work.
Go, spend some time together.
Beautiful lady is reading a book "How turn beautiful lady into a frog"
Grandma witch, mama witch and sister witch are waiting for papa witch.
Inner voice is holding garlic, onion, carrot, potatoes, salt and paper for protection.
Grandma witch (knowledgeably): that's to make soup.
Inner voice mumbles something unclear.
Sister witch: one "dream of an idiot" came true.
Poetess: why this bus has two different numbers on it?
Inner voice (thinking): why do I always want to be better then any one else?
Poetess: I don't know what to write here,
I don't know much about witches,
It will be unfinished story.
Inner voice (starts to worry): what?
(Nicely): don't you have few girlfriends at work.
Go, spend some time together.
Beautiful lady is reading a book "How turn beautiful lady into a frog"
3.
Inner voice kicks
the entrance door, throws his jacket and bags with food, dog food,
cat food, hamster treats and special bag with other items on the
floor and shouts:
I am home slats!
The slats: are you ... out of your mind!?
Inner voice ( thinking at the same time as the slats are speaking): I am.. out of my mind!
The sluts: let him go to the store alone and he comes back completely insane.
Inner voice (thinking): I am completely insane!
The sluts: he is drunk!
Inner voice ( thinking ): I am drunk!
Hamster, cat and dog are waiting for their food.
Inner voice: my beauties..
I didn't know you are home.
I ate uncooked mushroom I think. ..
"Smotchie kiss" (the dog):
Good thing they don't fight too long ....looove. ...
Almost my massage time..
"Slat" (the cat): I am pregnant.
They gave me this name and think
I will go outside and will mind my own business?
But with the black cat?.. on the pine trees at the rush hour?!
I had never expected that from myself ..
"Barbie" (the hamster): ... bullshit,
No one checks anything.
Running every day in pink clothes, in the pink wheel,
In the pink hamster house,
And I am a ... boy!
Then every one shakes me (shakes his feet like it's thunderstorm): where are the babies?!
"Slat" ( the cat): you can play with mine..
"Smotchie kiss " (the dog): listen Barbie..
I am home slats!
The slats: are you ... out of your mind!?
Inner voice ( thinking at the same time as the slats are speaking): I am.. out of my mind!
The sluts: let him go to the store alone and he comes back completely insane.
Inner voice (thinking): I am completely insane!
The sluts: he is drunk!
Inner voice ( thinking ): I am drunk!
Hamster, cat and dog are waiting for their food.
Inner voice: my beauties..
I didn't know you are home.
I ate uncooked mushroom I think. ..
"Smotchie kiss" (the dog):
Good thing they don't fight too long ....looove. ...
Almost my massage time..
"Slat" (the cat): I am pregnant.
They gave me this name and think
I will go outside and will mind my own business?
But with the black cat?.. on the pine trees at the rush hour?!
I had never expected that from myself ..
"Barbie" (the hamster): ... bullshit,
No one checks anything.
Running every day in pink clothes, in the pink wheel,
In the pink hamster house,
And I am a ... boy!
Then every one shakes me (shakes his feet like it's thunderstorm): where are the babies?!
"Slat" ( the cat): you can play with mine..
"Smotchie kiss " (the dog): listen Barbie..
The Beast and Ze Bella.
King of Fools (yawning): one of those days..
Monday..
I wish I was home ...(yawning again).
Troll: do you have extra ten minutes today?
King of Fools: ten minutes!
Are you crazy!
Our time is expensive.
Troll: what exactly are doing?
King of Fools: working!
Only girls want to have fun,
Men are busy, didn't you father tell you
He sent you here as a gift, as a thank you,
For you to learn.
And this what we get for our hard work.
Troll: how are you busy!
King of Fools: who knows.., but we got "thumbs up" for our work.
Secretary: Queen of Fools on the line
King of Fools (unswerving the phone, whispering): I don't mind chicks when I get what I want..
Emergency services?
(to secretary): this is our emergency services!
Secretary: do they have written report!?
King of Fools: they said it was written on Friday.
(on the phone) after 5 pm?
(to secretary) we won't find it.
Secretary: we don't have emergency on the map.
All "I am okay. Thank you" buttons cleared at 6 am.
King of Fools (excited): everyone is okay!
(on the phone) what is the emergency?
Emergency services: a man, well, an animal now..
He said he turned into weird creature after drinking coffee and touching wires.
King of Fools: I would never do that.
Where did you get him?
Emergency services: on our territory.
He said he had a party in his palace, something was about women..
King of Fools: is he tired?
Emergency services: not really..
King of Fools: what kind of animal does he look like?
Emergency services: like a beast.
I was reading your book "The Beast and Ze Bella", pretty much a like.
King of Fools: how many beasts do we have?
Monkey "The Genius" now this!
Send him to our theater, may be work will change him up a bit.
Call Ze Bella too, she has been waiting for ages.
Monday..
I wish I was home ...(yawning again).
Troll: do you have extra ten minutes today?
King of Fools: ten minutes!
Are you crazy!
Our time is expensive.
Troll: what exactly are doing?
King of Fools: working!
Only girls want to have fun,
Men are busy, didn't you father tell you
He sent you here as a gift, as a thank you,
For you to learn.
And this what we get for our hard work.
Troll: how are you busy!
King of Fools: who knows.., but we got "thumbs up" for our work.
Secretary: Queen of Fools on the line
King of Fools (unswerving the phone, whispering): I don't mind chicks when I get what I want..
Emergency services?
(to secretary): this is our emergency services!
Secretary: do they have written report!?
King of Fools: they said it was written on Friday.
(on the phone) after 5 pm?
(to secretary) we won't find it.
Secretary: we don't have emergency on the map.
All "I am okay. Thank you" buttons cleared at 6 am.
King of Fools (excited): everyone is okay!
(on the phone) what is the emergency?
Emergency services: a man, well, an animal now..
He said he turned into weird creature after drinking coffee and touching wires.
King of Fools: I would never do that.
Where did you get him?
Emergency services: on our territory.
He said he had a party in his palace, something was about women..
King of Fools: is he tired?
Emergency services: not really..
King of Fools: what kind of animal does he look like?
Emergency services: like a beast.
I was reading your book "The Beast and Ze Bella", pretty much a like.
King of Fools: how many beasts do we have?
Monkey "The Genius" now this!
Send him to our theater, may be work will change him up a bit.
Call Ze Bella too, she has been waiting for ages.
And about the coronavirus..
We are still working and out of billions and millions and many many money I am not getting anything besides my salary. How can you not be qualify for anything extra in crisis? The child bonus money got lost somewhere, because I wrote the wrong account number by mistake, so..
I wasn't really relying on the government help, but you still want extra something..
We are still working and out of billions and millions and many many money I am not getting anything besides my salary. How can you not be qualify for anything extra in crisis? The child bonus money got lost somewhere, because I wrote the wrong account number by mistake, so..
I wasn't really relying on the government help, but you still want extra something..
New Kings.
New
Kings are breaking in,
And there is Magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Wizard: time to broadcast people.
No sleeping on the very important meeting!
It will be a lot of fun!
Sweet lady: I am here for only one thing,
Which is..
Wizards: secrets we will share for later!
New Queen number one: why is he screaming?
He thinks we can't hear or see.
Sweet lady: I am here for only one thing!
Wizard: you sit on the corner,
You will be our secretary!
Sweet lady: I won't hear anything!
New Queen number one: I want love story.
New King number one: we are pretty much done with that!
New Queen number one: but still!
I have first question about the story.
On the scare from 1 to 10,
The Old King, how handsome and charming he is?
Sweet lady: he is master and I am following his lines.
And there is Magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
Wizard: time to broadcast people.
No sleeping on the very important meeting!
It will be a lot of fun!
Sweet lady: I am here for only one thing,
Which is..
Wizards: secrets we will share for later!
New Queen number one: why is he screaming?
He thinks we can't hear or see.
Sweet lady: I am here for only one thing!
Wizard: you sit on the corner,
You will be our secretary!
Sweet lady: I won't hear anything!
New Queen number one: I want love story.
New King number one: we are pretty much done with that!
New Queen number one: but still!
I have first question about the story.
On the scare from 1 to 10,
The Old King, how handsome and charming he is?
Sweet lady: he is master and I am following his lines.
New
Kings are breaking in
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
New King number one: as my state Wizard suggested,
I will start conversation first.
New Queen number one: is it new trend?
Wizard: no time to waste, let's start dreaming...
New King number one: where is the sweet lady?
Where are predictions and concerns?
We don't have pary here.
Sweet lady: soon we all be laughing.
Is if possible to find this lucky star..
Wizard: how much did you pay to get here?
Sweet lady: please!
I am here since Sunday.
New King number one: pictures I got in the envelope are not matching the originals!
Sweet lady: they are all women..
And there is magnificent Old King,
Handsome and charming.
New King number one: as my state Wizard suggested,
I will start conversation first.
New Queen number one: is it new trend?
Wizard: no time to waste, let's start dreaming...
New King number one: where is the sweet lady?
Where are predictions and concerns?
We don't have pary here.
Sweet lady: soon we all be laughing.
Is if possible to find this lucky star..
Wizard: how much did you pay to get here?
Sweet lady: please!
I am here since Sunday.
New King number one: pictures I got in the envelope are not matching the originals!
Sweet lady: they are all women..
Diamond:
how old is the bride?
New King number one: what is the difference?
She is not your bride.
Diamond: what is the difference!
I can't watch TV and think nothing.
New Queen number one: women have no age.
New King number one (coughing and holding heart): heart attack.
Diamond: the show is on!
I hope today will be something exciting more then for one moment.
What is your opinion?
New King number one: can't tell you.
Princess: I am only watching the father.
Diamond: they lined him up already!
I want to see the family picture.
New King number one: you are not going to see it.
Diamond: everything is no!
New King number one: what is the difference?
She is not your bride.
Diamond: what is the difference!
I can't watch TV and think nothing.
New Queen number one: women have no age.
New King number one (coughing and holding heart): heart attack.
Diamond: the show is on!
I hope today will be something exciting more then for one moment.
What is your opinion?
New King number one: can't tell you.
Princess: I am only watching the father.
Diamond: they lined him up already!
I want to see the family picture.
New King number one: you are not going to see it.
Diamond: everything is no!
The Beast and Ze Bella
Queen of Fools: cake? King of Fools: for breakfast? You will be fat by our honeymoon. Queen of Fools: it’s the same thing. Fat, not fat. King of Fools: its not the same thing! Queen of Fools: I am too stressed at work. King of Fools: she does not understand.. For that you have to see our new beast, Monkey “The Genius”, right now! (on the way to the zoo). King of Fools: we got her as a gift, For a reason! (in the zoo). King of Fools: where is your make up? Out sunshine will think we are lunatics. Zoo employee: next! Queen of Fools: work, home, work, home, Friday. King of Fools: its crazy. Monkey “The Genius”: yyy. Queen of Fools: Friday, Friday, Friday. King of Fools: this is brilliant! (Sign on the theater "This how people works"). Actor: we don't work at lunch! Actor: give me goal to reach! Am I mean! And they are right! Actor: then less you work, then better you sleep! King of Fools (pushing woman with crown next to him): that's the good one! I sleep like a baby. Queen of Fools: this how Kings live. (phone rings). King of Fools: emergency! Queen of Fools: you are the leader. King of Fools: people answer emergency immediately, not me! (on the phone) call me tomorrow.
King
of Fools: today is my birthday.
Troll: how old are you? 15?
King of Fools: 13.
It's ridiculous to work at my age.
Troll: some people are 100 and you won't even know.
King of Fools: at 100 I will have a twitch.
Do you think I should stop partying?
My Angel having super supper tonight.
You are invited.
Troll: what is super supper?
King of Fools: she is cooking.
I am a big fan of her food, its touchy and rough,
I was wondering before who was teaching her how to cook.
For some dishes you need very reliable alligator.
Troll: how old are you? 15?
King of Fools: 13.
It's ridiculous to work at my age.
Troll: some people are 100 and you won't even know.
King of Fools: at 100 I will have a twitch.
Do you think I should stop partying?
My Angel having super supper tonight.
You are invited.
Troll: what is super supper?
King of Fools: she is cooking.
I am a big fan of her food, its touchy and rough,
I was wondering before who was teaching her how to cook.
For some dishes you need very reliable alligator.
King
of Fools (answering phone): where is the key?
What key?
From office? Work?
What work?
The duty? The emergency?
When I wake up naked I don't go to work!
If you have any issues leave on my desk.
Queen of Fools: they all want the same thing in the morning.
King of Fools: like they never heard it before.
It's hard to find money on the street.
Queen of Fools: I have 126 pieces..
King of Fools: of what?
Queen of Fools: American dollars..
King of Fools: this why you are smiling..
What key?
From office? Work?
What work?
The duty? The emergency?
When I wake up naked I don't go to work!
If you have any issues leave on my desk.
Queen of Fools: they all want the same thing in the morning.
King of Fools: like they never heard it before.
It's hard to find money on the street.
Queen of Fools: I have 126 pieces..
King of Fools: of what?
Queen of Fools: American dollars..
King of Fools: this why you are smiling..
Mister Sun is not my friend again.
Cold and clouds.
In the heart shape (the clouds).
Are you writing names?
Giving clues (the sun).
Call me mister,
What is the difference, something is shining on the sky. (the sun)
Isn’t he only one, the most important hot shining handsome man.
We are in love at first site.
Sitting here at keep looking.
Hot, hot, hot. (the clouds).
Yes, this is me (the sun).
How hard is to say it to a man? (the sun)
May be she wants to wait? (the clouds).
Think of his face, think of his eyes, think of his lips (clouds).
I won’t go further, that’s the moon time.
If you can’t notice in the day light, what are we talking about? (the sun).
At least we are not shy (the clouds).
Treat some one you think about all the time like a stranger,
What a way to be!? (the sun).
We are not hiding (the clouds).
Ladies? (the sun).
Yes! (the clouds).
Would you mind if I shine through,
We all know for who! (the sun).
Surely! (the clouds).
Cold and clouds.
In the heart shape (the clouds).
Are you writing names?
Giving clues (the sun).
Call me mister,
What is the difference, something is shining on the sky. (the sun)
Isn’t he only one, the most important hot shining handsome man.
We are in love at first site.
Sitting here at keep looking.
Hot, hot, hot. (the clouds).
Yes, this is me (the sun).
How hard is to say it to a man? (the sun)
May be she wants to wait? (the clouds).
Think of his face, think of his eyes, think of his lips (clouds).
I won’t go further, that’s the moon time.
If you can’t notice in the day light, what are we talking about? (the sun).
At least we are not shy (the clouds).
Treat some one you think about all the time like a stranger,
What a way to be!? (the sun).
We are not hiding (the clouds).
Ladies? (the sun).
Yes! (the clouds).
Would you mind if I shine through,
We all know for who! (the sun).
Surely! (the clouds).
don't know story.
1.
Poetess: can I turn on light
in the car without touching the switch (looking up).
Technician (looking up and
thinking):
.. yeah.. we can make a
switch,
You can turn on the light
even from your house...
2.
Inner voice: don't know
how... sounds familiar...
I always create something
stupid,
None of my business what
people think about me.
She (Poetess) doesn't care
either,
Today is the witches case,
Since they pissed her off
again (laughs)..
Don't worry, it's slang.
Its going to bi long story.
Poetess: not in many places
you get sexual harassment, jealousy and tell to work too.
Inner voice: the issues
girl..
The real witch: protesting!
I am only the real one here,
entitled to the title.
It's skills and talent,
mysterious beauty.
I am sorry, those women are
ugly.
Not that something wrong
with it, but we have to change the name of this case.
Inner voice: my dear!
I never argue with the real
witch.
(Kissing a frog).
And when you will turn into
a princess?
Kissing her for few months
already. ..
(Reading the instructions): kiss until it
will be written on the sky not to do so..
Granny translated from
English,
She learned it in 1947.
(Kisses the frog again).
Today is the bitches case.
Poetess; that not nice.
Inner voice: One, two and three...
3.
Inner voice (to Poetess):
you will be ..
(thinking) with your work
Probably not... (laughs)
Should go to the gym lady.
Look (looking on the phone,
Facebook)
Every one has the same lips
and happy.
Fine, bad people complained... sounds familiar,
They didn't have a chance to
defend themselves.
The real witch: let me say
something,
One word, I promise.
Inner voice: my passionate
beauty,
No, what side you are on?
We live in civilized world,
twenty first century,
Complain behind my back.
Keep your love potion for
me.
My wife by the way!
My mama told me to protect
myself,
And the best way is to get
married without thinking.
The real witch: ..I prefer
to be on the top.
Inner voice: beauty and the
best.
Shaving her legs with my..,
using my cream
The real witch: I am going
to bite you tonight for sharing my secrets.
Inner voice: I will sit in the magic bubble bath for hours.
The real witch: I am going
to make .. dinner.
Inner voice: we stuck here for a while.
4.
(Poetess is taking a picture)
Inner voice: When I am with
my wife I forget everything.
Who am I..
What are we talking about..
Poetess: I am not going to
write about them,
This is my story.
(takes a broom): get out,
get out! (to the bad women and slams the door).
Inner voice (whispering): character.
Poetess: I better write
about the real witch,
At least she did nothing to
me.
Inner voice: don't mention
my name.
The real witch: my dear,
In my heart I am a
philosopher (fixing the suit and hat with flower).
Let me wipe my red lipstick
to look more professional.
And you (to Inner voice)
wipe your face,
What people will think about
us?
Inner voice (blushing): I
have to take shower!
Kids are on wonderland trip
today,
Have to take advantage once
a year..
The real witch: why don't
you leave the bad women alone in their misery and work and never
call.
Even you all play nice games
every day.
They are bad, but not yours..
Inner voice (on the side): I
guess my friends we will never fine the truth.
At least not today.
The real witch (continues):
You don't have to take them home and do massage.
Poetess massaging the real
witch and inner voice.
Inner voice: I feel like a
baby!
I think it's a great idea
for some women who don't like to work.
It might be hard for the
first nine months, the one after conceiving,
Then think of day care,
kindergarten, school, teachers, playing with toys, running in the
park..
Basically busy few weeks in
super relaxing eighteen years.
The real witch: baby again?
We have ten already, well
may be..
Inner voice: you see,
children are our future!
Newly wed couple: are you
sure?
Poetess keeping thumb up.
Birds with babies watching
and waiting: and?!
5.
Inner voice : back to the
bad women case.
Since we have ten minutes
lunch,
It's enough to write
something.
Bad woman number one: didn't
to say the "Don't know" story is finished?
Inner voice: ops, I forgot.
Bad woman number three:
conveniently!
Inner voice: one more..
(thinking) interesting person is here,
The undiscovered genius.
..sounds familiar. .
Anyway. .
Poetess: I was ignoring them
completely,
No good morning, no good
night, no go to he'll.
Inner voice ( interrupts):
hold on, hold on.
I thought you provoke, not
start the fight.. miscommunication I mean.
Yoga, exercise, writing,
printing box,
Texting on the phone,
All at work by the way,
Any clues..
Poetess: at lunch.
I worked in many
places and every where was deeply liked at least,
Here too, mostly after 4 pm,
When we are going home and
before 8 am..
Inner voice: liked when you
touched a person inappropriately?
Poetess: I was waiving the
exit to other people,
Who would stay so close?...
Inner voice : let's just
write the happy ending.
And they are living happily
ever after..
Poetess (continues): and we
are going to write a beautiful story.
Inner voice: isn't it
supposed to be a porno movie script?
As usually, it was promised little
bit on the first page one..
Now I am going to wash the
car at the right temperature and make a healthy dinner.
(leaves holding a baby).
бабушкины сказки
1.
Голубой цветок
В чаще леса растёт
Раннею весною.
Кто найдёт его
Бурю успокоит.
Знает всё цветок,
Правду и обманы.
Почему дожди идут,
От чего туманы.
Необычен цветок,
Но не всяк увидит.
Темной ночью
Раз в году
Птица на него выведет.
Но не рви цветок,
Лишь смотри украдкой.
Всё будет твоё
Этой ночью жаркой.
2.
У пруда с кувшинками,
Если пойдёшь железною дорогой.
Девушка сидит в платье зелёном, новом.
Куда-то смотрит в даль,
Песню напевает.
К ней не подходи,
Сразу в лес заманит.
Ждёт она прохожего,
Путника в ночи.
Что бы одурманить,
В чащу увести.
Девушка красивая.
Кто она?
Лягушками любимая
Дочь лесного царя.
3.
Соседка рассказывала
Честно без обмана.
Маленькой была
Потеряли в деревне мальчика,
Соседского Ивана.
Пошел с утра за ягодой
И не пришел домой,
Родители боялись
Не взял ли кто чужой.
Мальчишку даже к вечеру
Никто не мог найти.
Деревней всей решили
Да, надо в лес идти.
А лес глухой, дремучий
Не сразу обойдешь.
Ну как же в нём мальчишку
Глупого найдешь?
Пришлось остаться на ночь
Да спать промеж берёз.
Болото тоже рядом
Дальше не зайдёшь.
Сестра Ивана этого
Со всеми в лес пошла.
Очень уж бесстрашная девочка была.
Спать то не хотела,
Плела что-то себе.
Вдруг свет увидела.
Откуда свет?
И где?
Смела была девченка,
Решила поглядеть.
И вышла на поляну.
Там заяц был, медведь.
И белки вместе слушали
Красавицу одну.
Сидела та на троне
С книгою в руке.
Всё говорила громко,
Что делается где.
С улыбкой, смехом часто
Звала к себе зверей.
А на плече её пел песню соловей.
Хозяйка это леса.
Послышалось во тьме.
Беги скорей от сюда
Твой брат давно в избе.
Уж поспеши скорее,
И не смотри назад.
Хозяйка наша не любит,
Когда за ней следят.
4.
Три подруги
Историю давнюю
Вам расскажу.
И в сказку дорогу
Пойдем, покажу.
Знаю не верите,
Прочитаете, сами и проверите
Давно это было,
Не помню когда.
Три девочки играли
У старого двора.
Мечтали о карете,
Хотели подрасти, чтобы дорогой длинною
С Принцем любимым идти.
А жизнь текла обычная
Учеба, школа, дом.
И береза старая
За маленьким окном.
Родители ругаются,
Что денег нет на все.
И часто ошибаются,
И говорят не то.
Приказывают грубо,
Чтоб слушались всегда.
А где-то жизнь другая.
Там праздник до утра.
Любовь, бриллианты, музыка,
Балы и казино.
А здесь одна забава-
Всю ночь смотреть кино.
Носить костюм поношенный,
Не новое пальто
И думать о прекрасном.
О том, что далеко.
Забавная старушка случайно подошла.
Послуайте девчёнки,
Я вот чего нашла:
Тетрадь чужая, старая,
А в ней билеберда.
Какие-то принцесы,
Лакеи, жемчуга.
Страна ведь есть волшебная
И можно ход найти.
Вот надо лишь
Под утро
В лесочек наш пойти.
А лес-то недалеко
Укажет птица путь.
Там одеяло старое,
Лишь с краю отогнуть.
И там под одеялом
Откроешь в сказку путь…
Голубой цветок
В чаще леса растёт
Раннею весною.
Кто найдёт его
Бурю успокоит.
Знает всё цветок,
Правду и обманы.
Почему дожди идут,
От чего туманы.
Необычен цветок,
Но не всяк увидит.
Темной ночью
Раз в году
Птица на него выведет.
Но не рви цветок,
Лишь смотри украдкой.
Всё будет твоё
Этой ночью жаркой.
2.
У пруда с кувшинками,
Если пойдёшь железною дорогой.
Девушка сидит в платье зелёном, новом.
Куда-то смотрит в даль,
Песню напевает.
К ней не подходи,
Сразу в лес заманит.
Ждёт она прохожего,
Путника в ночи.
Что бы одурманить,
В чащу увести.
Девушка красивая.
Кто она?
Лягушками любимая
Дочь лесного царя.
3.
Соседка рассказывала
Честно без обмана.
Маленькой была
Потеряли в деревне мальчика,
Соседского Ивана.
Пошел с утра за ягодой
И не пришел домой,
Родители боялись
Не взял ли кто чужой.
Мальчишку даже к вечеру
Никто не мог найти.
Деревней всей решили
Да, надо в лес идти.
А лес глухой, дремучий
Не сразу обойдешь.
Ну как же в нём мальчишку
Глупого найдешь?
Пришлось остаться на ночь
Да спать промеж берёз.
Болото тоже рядом
Дальше не зайдёшь.
Сестра Ивана этого
Со всеми в лес пошла.
Очень уж бесстрашная девочка была.
Спать то не хотела,
Плела что-то себе.
Вдруг свет увидела.
Откуда свет?
И где?
Смела была девченка,
Решила поглядеть.
И вышла на поляну.
Там заяц был, медведь.
И белки вместе слушали
Красавицу одну.
Сидела та на троне
С книгою в руке.
Всё говорила громко,
Что делается где.
С улыбкой, смехом часто
Звала к себе зверей.
А на плече её пел песню соловей.
Хозяйка это леса.
Послышалось во тьме.
Беги скорей от сюда
Твой брат давно в избе.
Уж поспеши скорее,
И не смотри назад.
Хозяйка наша не любит,
Когда за ней следят.
4.
Три подруги
Историю давнюю
Вам расскажу.
И в сказку дорогу
Пойдем, покажу.
Знаю не верите,
Прочитаете, сами и проверите
Давно это было,
Не помню когда.
Три девочки играли
У старого двора.
Мечтали о карете,
Хотели подрасти, чтобы дорогой длинною
С Принцем любимым идти.
А жизнь текла обычная
Учеба, школа, дом.
И береза старая
За маленьким окном.
Родители ругаются,
Что денег нет на все.
И часто ошибаются,
И говорят не то.
Приказывают грубо,
Чтоб слушались всегда.
А где-то жизнь другая.
Там праздник до утра.
Любовь, бриллианты, музыка,
Балы и казино.
А здесь одна забава-
Всю ночь смотреть кино.
Носить костюм поношенный,
Не новое пальто
И думать о прекрасном.
О том, что далеко.
Забавная старушка случайно подошла.
Послуайте девчёнки,
Я вот чего нашла:
Тетрадь чужая, старая,
А в ней билеберда.
Какие-то принцесы,
Лакеи, жемчуга.
Страна ведь есть волшебная
И можно ход найти.
Вот надо лишь
Под утро
В лесочек наш пойти.
А лес-то недалеко
Укажет птица путь.
Там одеяло старое,
Лишь с краю отогнуть.
И там под одеялом
Откроешь в сказку путь…
don't know story
Inner voice : what kind of
world we are living?
Everyone knows everything.
(Highlighting article 5000
ways to be a good person):
Take your neighbors vicious
wild dog for a walk,
If they ask by any chance
you want to keep the dog, say "yes"..
Inner voice : good thing my
kids are happy,.
Don't know anything.
When to pick you up from
school?
Don't know.
Where is the library books?
Don't know.
Where is the house keys?
Don't know.
(To Poetess ) : When is this
story going to be over?
Poetess : don't know.
Inner voice (dreamily):
truly, truly, blessed people..
Poetess :
I know I am going to
say something stupid.
Inner voice : don't
look at me,
We are at work
atually.
(moving cup with
change closer to the road).
Why don't you write a
book or something?
Poetess: I was
thinking,
Even the worst writer
on Earth is doing better then ..
So I am doing better
the Shakespeare!
Inner voice : cheating on my
wife? Never!
(Taking clothes off)
Wife: I am your wife, st..d
(bites her tongue).
Smart book: No fight before
sex, this is not healthy.
Inner voice: day dreaming?
This is not healthy.
(looking for a porno movie).
Wife: hockey again? (looking
on the movie cover).
Every day, this is not
healthy.
Inner voice : I want
something hot baby! Give me something hot!
Wife: ..on the gas
stove..(looking at the gas stove)
Inner voice: Don’t dress
up again..please..(looking at the basket of water near the gas
stove).
Inner voice:
I am apologizing, this is
the last post for Don't know story.
Our writer is writing the
happy ending.
Every time I ask her, when
is it finally over,
She says: I don't know.
And another great news,
I got married.
Finally, I am a freedom man!
Back to the beginning.
To the day I met ... this
talent (reading a text).
I called her on the phone
after reading all night one poem trying to figure out what's is going
on.
Next day she arrived in an
ambulance.
Already, I asked myself?
Our beloved grandma is a
head doctor, honey.
I saw her and literally fell
in love with her cooking and smile.
A dream of every man!.
(Looking at the side, just
like my wife).
Next day at 7:01 some one
broke my double door with fifteen locks,
It's ghetto, I am wearing a
bulletproof jacket.
A man dressed in black
Adidas and a woman with Marlboro.
Cowboys?!
Man: you didn't call at 7 pm
Inner voice: It's 7:01..
Man: at 6:59 you supposed to
dial the last number, it takes a minute for call go through in our
city.
Woman: maybe he is an idiot?
Inner voice is nodding his
head fast in agreement.
Man: no problem, next times
would you please be so kind and call on time.
Inner voice : next times?!
Inner voice is nodding his
head in agreement.
The woman is fixing her bra
and making her underwear look longer.
Inner voice closes his eyes.
Woman: do you like my top
and shirt too?
Man: we are businesses, we
have to support each other!
My business card " Once
a month security group".
One more student for you, my
girlfriend.
Teach her how to sing like
Beethoven.
Inner voice: was he writing
music?
Woman: like a dog?
(movie "Beethoven"
on TV)
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