Inner voice : what kind of
world we are living?
Everyone knows everything.
(Highlighting article 5000
ways to be a good person):
Take your neighbors vicious
wild dog for a walk,
If they ask by any chance
you want to keep the dog, say "yes"..
Inner voice : good thing my
kids are happy,.
Don't know anything.
When to pick you up from
school?
Don't know.
Where is the library books?
Don't know.
Where is the house keys?
Don't know.
(To Poetess ) : When is this
story going to be over?
Poetess : don't know.
Inner voice (dreamily):
truly, truly, blessed people..
Poetess :
I know I am going to
say something stupid.
Inner voice : don't
look at me,
We are at work
atually.
(moving cup with
change closer to the road).
Why don't you write a
book or something?
Poetess: I was
thinking,
Even the worst writer
on Earth is doing better then ..
So I am doing better
the Shakespeare!
Inner voice : cheating on my
wife? Never!
(Taking clothes off)
Wife: I am your wife, st..d
(bites her tongue).
Smart book: No fight before
sex, this is not healthy.
Inner voice: day dreaming?
This is not healthy.
(looking for a porno movie).
Wife: hockey again? (looking
on the movie cover).
Every day, this is not
healthy.
Inner voice : I want
something hot baby! Give me something hot!
Wife: ..on the gas
stove..(looking at the gas stove)
Inner voice: Don’t dress
up again..please..(looking at the basket of water near the gas
stove).
Inner voice:
I am apologizing, this is
the last post for Don't know story.
Our writer is writing the
happy ending.
Every time I ask her, when
is it finally over,
She says: I don't know.
And another great news,
I got married.
Finally, I am a freedom man!
Back to the beginning.
To the day I met ... this
talent (reading a text).
I called her on the phone
after reading all night one poem trying to figure out what's is going
on.
Next day she arrived in an
ambulance.
Already, I asked myself?
Our beloved grandma is a
head doctor, honey.
I saw her and literally fell
in love with her cooking and smile.
A dream of every man!.
(Looking at the side, just
like my wife).
Next day at 7:01 some one
broke my double door with fifteen locks,
It's ghetto, I am wearing a
bulletproof jacket.
A man dressed in black
Adidas and a woman with Marlboro.
Cowboys?!
Man: you didn't call at 7 pm
Inner voice: It's 7:01..
Man: at 6:59 you supposed to
dial the last number, it takes a minute for call go through in our
city.
Woman: maybe he is an idiot?
Inner voice is nodding his
head fast in agreement.
Man: no problem, next times
would you please be so kind and call on time.
Inner voice : next times?!
Inner voice is nodding his
head in agreement.
The woman is fixing her bra
and making her underwear look longer.
Inner voice closes his eyes.
Woman: do you like my top
and shirt too?
Man: we are businesses, we
have to support each other!
My business card " Once
a month security group".
One more student for you, my
girlfriend.
Teach her how to sing like
Beethoven.
Inner voice: was he writing
music?
Woman: like a dog?
(movie "Beethoven"
on TV)
