Poems,stories and pictures by Irina Mouravleva.
don't know story
Inner voice (on the stage with a cook book, reading): we have to approach a chick delicately with self-esteem and curious force.
It's dinner time and the chick is already on the table.
Okay, we are not some kind of animals, but university educated cooks, restaurant chefs and group leaders, productive from 9 am to 12 pm.
Personally I would go to bed right way.
What chicks I prefer?
Fat, mostly 156×150×163 (making a circle with hands),
They have better personality and cook good as well.
Cooking good is a gift.
Do you know being fat is a new trend now.
Soon being old will be new trend and we all here will be very trendy people.
Ouch, dirty mop again, it's not very hygienic on the kitchen.
Straight to my the most weakest spot, my lips and hands!
Were is our natural delicacy ladies?
We only know each other for a few minutes.
Any culinary questions?
Grandma: when will be warm outside?
Inner voice : with you my dear I will talk individually near your new big screen TV and computer.
Poetess : I have a question.
Some people at work don't play lottery because of their religious beliefs
And they are jealous when I win sometimes.
Why?
Old man: I broke my glasses today,
Can't see demn thing,
And she is pushing me her cell phone and asking to pick winning numbers.
Inner voice : are they all women?
Women are more sensitive then men,
Because men know other places.
Simply speaking they don't give a fuck.
Any more questions?
It's dinner time and the chick is already on the table.
Okay, we are not some kind of animals, but university educated cooks, restaurant chefs and group leaders, productive from 9 am to 12 pm.
Personally I would go to bed right way.
What chicks I prefer?
Fat, mostly 156×150×163 (making a circle with hands),
They have better personality and cook good as well.
Cooking good is a gift.
Do you know being fat is a new trend now.
Soon being old will be new trend and we all here will be very trendy people.
Ouch, dirty mop again, it's not very hygienic on the kitchen.
Straight to my the most weakest spot, my lips and hands!
Were is our natural delicacy ladies?
We only know each other for a few minutes.
Any culinary questions?
Grandma: when will be warm outside?
Inner voice : with you my dear I will talk individually near your new big screen TV and computer.
Poetess : I have a question.
Some people at work don't play lottery because of their religious beliefs
And they are jealous when I win sometimes.
Why?
Old man: I broke my glasses today,
Can't see demn thing,
And she is pushing me her cell phone and asking to pick winning numbers.
Inner voice : are they all women?
Women are more sensitive then men,
Because men know other places.
Simply speaking they don't give a fuck.
Any more questions?
It was first music video
My mother bought from a friend.
American girls were dancing and singing..
My first American dream...
Bright clothes, beautiful make up, waivy hair, car and ever green lawn.
I didn't understand a word in English,
May be I thought they were singing,
Life is not what you see,
Life is what you dream.
Outside was our dirty street, everything was closed except hospital, schools and police, lines in first unemployment office, my parents are waiting all day near the supermarket to buy bread and milk...
My mother bought from a friend.
American girls were dancing and singing..
My first American dream...
Bright clothes, beautiful make up, waivy hair, car and ever green lawn.
I didn't understand a word in English,
May be I thought they were singing,
Life is not what you see,
Life is what you dream.
Outside was our dirty street, everything was closed except hospital, schools and police, lines in first unemployment office, my parents are waiting all day near the supermarket to buy bread and milk...
don't know story
Inner voice: hello ... is it me? (looking at the script).
Yes, this is me..
(beep)..keeps writing and writing.
The Beast (looking at the script): where is my wife?
Inner voice: what?
You need life too?
Author (writing): do you think if we win five thousand in the lottery we would still be working ?
Anyway (looking at the script) let's roll Donald on the stage.
Inner voice : why do we always have to roll Donald first?
Donald : excuse me!
I am the King here, subordination please,
Take me gently and roll.
And if you don't like it, get out.
Inner voice : this is my house.
Donald : you can take your house with you.
Yes, this is me..
(beep)..keeps writing and writing.
The Beast (looking at the script): where is my wife?
Inner voice: what?
You need life too?
Author (writing): do you think if we win five thousand in the lottery we would still be working ?
Anyway (looking at the script) let's roll Donald on the stage.
Inner voice : why do we always have to roll Donald first?
Donald : excuse me!
I am the King here, subordination please,
Take me gently and roll.
And if you don't like it, get out.
Inner voice : this is my house.
Donald : you can take your house with you.
don't know story
Author : I wonder when I am going to write happy ever after for this story?
It's going to be nice and beautiful by the way.
I hope I don't forget one day I was the one writing it.
Won't ask idiotic questions what a ...is this on page one million and three.
Inner voice: thank you very much for my 55 Idiot of the year award.
Long life people, still have dreams .. mostly pornografique..
My bonus!
Cactus!
What for? To sit on!
And porno magazine from 1990!
And this woman!
And the dog, kid, bicycle, piggy bank!
Fantastic!
Poetess : do you know that top of your hand feels exactly like your vagina?
We have a girl at work, she is a science student.
I was touching my hand for a while today, see, very smooth..
The real witch : really?
It's going to be nice and beautiful by the way.
I hope I don't forget one day I was the one writing it.
Won't ask idiotic questions what a ...is this on page one million and three.
Inner voice: thank you very much for my 55 Idiot of the year award.
Long life people, still have dreams .. mostly pornografique..
My bonus!
Cactus!
What for? To sit on!
And porno magazine from 1990!
And this woman!
And the dog, kid, bicycle, piggy bank!
Fantastic!
Poetess : do you know that top of your hand feels exactly like your vagina?
We have a girl at work, she is a science student.
I was touching my hand for a while today, see, very smooth..
The real witch : really?
don't know story
Poetess: do you know this expression,
When people say, I take you to the war with me.
I was thinking, from work I will never take anyone to the war.
Not even the manager.
He probably would tell me to stay on top of things.
See, the environment I am writing at.
Grandma: we have nothing to worry about.
Grandma Witch: when I was very young I was worrying and worrying, thinking and thinking what people think about me, who said what and why, and was it said to me?
Now I am thinking what was I worrying and thinking about?
Trying to remember, mostly at night.
Inner voice: worrying is not good.
People (mixing poker cards): let's see who will find the truth first.
Grandma: going to watch my political show.
The government knows how to make things better, but doesn't know where to start.
When people say, I take you to the war with me.
I was thinking, from work I will never take anyone to the war.
Not even the manager.
He probably would tell me to stay on top of things.
See, the environment I am writing at.
Grandma: we have nothing to worry about.
Grandma Witch: when I was very young I was worrying and worrying, thinking and thinking what people think about me, who said what and why, and was it said to me?
Now I am thinking what was I worrying and thinking about?
Trying to remember, mostly at night.
Inner voice: worrying is not good.
People (mixing poker cards): let's see who will find the truth first.
Grandma: going to watch my political show.
The government knows how to make things better, but doesn't know where to start.
today
Didn't write anything much from my own name,
Probably will delete it.
Talking to my grandmother now,
She had to go and buy heater, cold in her apartment.
Two things I kind of couldn't miss.
This morning was reading,
Millionaire, who owns good part of former public property, is bitching about politics.
And last week grandson of Joseph Stalin, one of well known Soviet dictator, passed away.
Interesting life, sad too.
I thought of my great grandfather, one picture I've seen.
He was shot by KGB for telling a joke about Stalin at New Year home party.
In 1980s sometimes we received an apology letter from the government and a picture ripped from may be group picture.
Probably will delete it.
Talking to my grandmother now,
She had to go and buy heater, cold in her apartment.
Two things I kind of couldn't miss.
This morning was reading,
Millionaire, who owns good part of former public property, is bitching about politics.
And last week grandson of Joseph Stalin, one of well known Soviet dictator, passed away.
Interesting life, sad too.
I thought of my great grandfather, one picture I've seen.
He was shot by KGB for telling a joke about Stalin at New Year home party.
In 1980s sometimes we received an apology letter from the government and a picture ripped from may be group picture.
don't know story
Grandma : I am feeling great.
Poetess : I am feeling great 99%.
For 1% I want money.
Inner voice : let's calculate the numbers.
Poetess : you see I can say word "want money" now.
Grandma : I have pension,
Thanking myself every day for going to medical university in 1946.
Grandma witch : by 80 you all will have money.
Poetess : I am not a witch.
The real witch : we already know that.
I am sorry but real witches have money and quite happy.
Inner voice : may be fifty fifty version?
Poetess : I wrote a beautiful story.
Inner voice : congratulations!
Poetess : ..sometimes .. life is not what you dream about,
Then you still have to have strength to move forward.
Make it better for yourself and who are with you forever.
Inner voice : it's beautiful!
What is this, picture of the moon?
Poetess : I am feeling great 99%.
For 1% I want money.
Inner voice : let's calculate the numbers.
Poetess : you see I can say word "want money" now.
Grandma : I have pension,
Thanking myself every day for going to medical university in 1946.
Grandma witch : by 80 you all will have money.
Poetess : I am not a witch.
The real witch : we already know that.
I am sorry but real witches have money and quite happy.
Inner voice : may be fifty fifty version?
Poetess : I wrote a beautiful story.
Inner voice : congratulations!
Poetess : ..sometimes .. life is not what you dream about,
Then you still have to have strength to move forward.
Make it better for yourself and who are with you forever.
Inner voice : it's beautiful!
What is this, picture of the moon?
don't know story
Donald : communism is tomorrow,
Don't forget to wake up early.
Grandma Witch : I am going to throw my TV in the garbage.
Grandma: I will keep cell phone and the Internet.
Especially when my grandchildren pay for February in April.
Aunt : good thing the government doesn't have solutions for everything..
Poetess : I had a clear vision about 307, like I see this cup of coffee in front of me,
I am by myself in a cafe..
Everyone: where is the baby?
Poetess : and the winning numbers are 306.
Inner voice : only you.
Don't forget to wake up early.
Grandma Witch : I am going to throw my TV in the garbage.
Grandma: I will keep cell phone and the Internet.
Especially when my grandchildren pay for February in April.
Aunt : good thing the government doesn't have solutions for everything..
Poetess : I had a clear vision about 307, like I see this cup of coffee in front of me,
I am by myself in a cafe..
Everyone: where is the baby?
Poetess : and the winning numbers are 306.
Inner voice : only you.
don't know story
Poetess: I am taking career upgrading classes,
Have salary raise already.
The real witch: I was thinking first story I heard was thirty years ago.
I can listen for thirty more years I think and then for thirty again.
Grandma Witch: I had a dream, and in the dream someone told me not to show up until at least one hundred years old.
Ask me how old I am,
I tell you proudly ninety years old.
Have to go walk the dog.
Grandma: I am eighty nine.
Inner voice: I wish one day I will be one hundred.
Narrator: today my friends we will learn how to fly a plane, drive a train, jump with parachute, ride a horse, entertainin a bear ...
Have salary raise already.
The real witch: I was thinking first story I heard was thirty years ago.
I can listen for thirty more years I think and then for thirty again.
Grandma Witch: I had a dream, and in the dream someone told me not to show up until at least one hundred years old.
Ask me how old I am,
I tell you proudly ninety years old.
Have to go walk the dog.
Grandma: I am eighty nine.
Inner voice: I wish one day I will be one hundred.
Narrator: today my friends we will learn how to fly a plane, drive a train, jump with parachute, ride a horse, entertainin a bear ...
don't know story
Donald: let's act stupid and pretend we have no idea what's going on.
Grandma Witch: grandpa is preaching again.
Donald: I am a comedian, this what we do.
Who did you think I am here?
Inner voice: I will keep going with "I don't know".
Narrator: you have ten questions and one is right.
Which means if you pick one right, you have one out of ten chances to succeed.
Inner voice: what lottery is that?
Poetess: I have to do something different..
Grandma Witch: look for a pen.
Narrator: I teach fast.
Inner voice: one thing I can't resist it's food and old movies.
Author: I have another stories and poems too, this one I am writing now.
Grandma Witch: grandpa is preaching again.
Donald: I am a comedian, this what we do.
Who did you think I am here?
Inner voice: I will keep going with "I don't know".
Narrator: you have ten questions and one is right.
Which means if you pick one right, you have one out of ten chances to succeed.
Inner voice: what lottery is that?
Poetess: I have to do something different..
Grandma Witch: look for a pen.
Narrator: I teach fast.
Inner voice: one thing I can't resist it's food and old movies.
Author: I have another stories and poems too, this one I am writing now.
don't know story
Poetess: I can't stay quiet.
Grandma Witch: when I was young and strange men would flirt with me..
Grandma: save us at least from that.
Grandma Witch: I would flirt back.
Now I don't, I get out quickly on the busy street, because I know they are..
Narrator: buckle up, get ready for a flight.
People: we are in the car.
Narrator: it's going to be shaky..
Ladies, throw your weed in the garbage
and go to gym, and buy vitamins.
Grandma Witch : genius.
Inner voice: I buckle up..
Donald: let's wear our zebra costumes and be friends.
Inner voice: I think I want lighter stripes bigger..
Narrator: do you want more then any one else?
Author: I want money.
Grandma Witch: you are going to have paranoia.
Poetess: for some reason I imagine completely different winning numbers..
Look, the winner numbers are 5, 7, 3 and in my imagination I see 4, 9 and 8...
Grandma Witch: when I was young and strange men would flirt with me..
Grandma: save us at least from that.
Grandma Witch: I would flirt back.
Now I don't, I get out quickly on the busy street, because I know they are..
Narrator: buckle up, get ready for a flight.
People: we are in the car.
Narrator: it's going to be shaky..
Ladies, throw your weed in the garbage
and go to gym, and buy vitamins.
Grandma Witch : genius.
Inner voice: I buckle up..
Donald: let's wear our zebra costumes and be friends.
Inner voice: I think I want lighter stripes bigger..
Narrator: do you want more then any one else?
Author: I want money.
Grandma Witch: you are going to have paranoia.
Poetess: for some reason I imagine completely different winning numbers..
Look, the winner numbers are 5, 7, 3 and in my imagination I see 4, 9 and 8...
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