Fools gold. The reasons.

King of Fools: covid app done?!
Mister Fool: every day. 
King of Fools: every day is something new.
Monkey  "The Genius" gave us the money to buy lottery ticket.
Do you know how much is one ticket?
Ten dollars. 
My wife doesn't give me that much money to buy lottery ticket. 
I am the same age like monkey "The Genius".
Mister Fool: five years old?
King of Fools: "yyy".
All I can say.
Mister Fool: we thought you are one year old.
King of Fools: I can't get away with being one year old.
Mister Fool: when we asked monkey "The Genius" about her age, she got flashes and never answered our email.
Mama Mia: she wants us to see.
King of Fools: this is all propaganda. 
Mama Mia: mister Troll called. 
King of Fools: damn!
I missed that call!
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: too much for Friday.
Mister Fool: where is monkey "The Genius"?
We don't know what we are doing.
King of Fools: young people don't understand. 
They think everyone is single. 
Mister Fool: where is it?

The Martian story.

Martian: I spent one second and put all my thoughts into perspective. 
Martian: hopefully no one reads it.
We stuck here already. 
Martian: we have to maximize our time to fifteen seconds. 
Martian: how it was before. 
Martian: we almost forgot it.
Martian King: who can explain?
Martian: it's a mess. 
Martian: have a big cup of tequila. 
It will give you more energy. 
Martian: no salad?
Martian: will look more mess.
Martian: salads make me feel more better.
Martian: coffee?
Martian King: no more questions. 

Pharaoh.

Pharaoh: someone called me four times. 
New Queen number one: it means someone is working on something.
Servant 1: organized. 
Pharaoh: like me.
Servant 2: white people. 
Pharaoh: five thousand years ago I thought they didn't need me.
Servant 1: it takes time.
Wake them up a bit.
Servant 2: they have no money.
New Queen number one: last night, I was writing what we did in five thousand years. 

Fools gold. The reasons.

King of Fools (whispering on the phone): but you are not quite, when you are quite, I worry. 
(somewhere) Trolls: mister Troll, only your report is missing.
King of Fools said (reading) you are slow to their desire. 
Troll: really? 
Okay. 
They didn't get the government bonus.
Trolls: the covid bonus?
Troll: its 87 bucks!
Trolls: people don't want to be quite. 
Troll: ask Babu!
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
Trolls: mister King of Fools!
You have one job to do.
You deleted one.
Now you have one job to do.
King of Fools: we never got the bonus!
Trolls: regular employees don't get the bonus. 
It's the same way every where.
Trust us.
King of Fools: I will take my time then.
Trolls: how can we turn in our not scratched jeans?
King of Fools: just wear it.
Trolls: what it has to do with this!
What do you mean?
King of Fools (whispering): she likes to cook expensive food and I have to pay for it.






 


 

Fools gold. The reasons.

Mister Fool: its Friday!
Victoria!
Oh man.
We waited all week for this day.
Miss witch: we are here to help.
Mister Fool, you are extra happy today. 
Mister Fool: I don't know. 
Let's see on Monday. 
Miss witch (laughing): keyboard!
I was looking for it.
Mister Fool: tequila?
Miss witch: you are my best student!
We found in the fridge.
Drink and you will feel two years younger.
What do you think?
We are real working class, on daily basis. 
Mister Fool: the government said, 
Soon we will get our bonus, soon.
And this why we love them.
Miss witch: I see favoritism now.
Fool: we work like two hours a day.
Miss witch: I worked extra day few times.
Okay, let me check. 
Mister Fool: I think we all worked extra day.
Miss witch: this what it's all coming from?
Mister Fool: we have to write it on the note for the boss.
Miss witch: write, we know how to work very nice.
The other are wild ones.
Mister Fool: the boss says, when people don't work, they become lazy.
Miss witch: he is talking like the government. 
Here, we are working on the new quest. 
(reading) what is the name of the cat?
Mister Fool: no idea. 
Miss witch: the cat has no name.
We got it for free.
Mister Troll, if you answer one questions a day, you will be surprised. 
This what we are working on.
Mister Fool: we made new sign for the door. 
Miss witch: the door explains it all.
We always used to send the old sign back and explain. 
Mister Fool: now it explains properly.
Miss witch: thank you. 

The Martian story.

Martian: where did it go?
Martian: it's a cow.
They meant to survive. 
Martian: its beef.
Martian: I feel like I am watching movie.
Martian: what did you hunt?
Martian: a bill.
We went to rich house.
Martian: you couldn't find normal house?
Martian: he watched too many commercials. 
Martian: what city is this?
Seem like we have been here before six thousand years ago. 
Martian: what happened to the big mountain?
Martian: they all escaped. 
Martian: oh, I remember these dinosaurs. 
No one can run four miles in five minutes. 
I wonder how they cheated?
Martian: the dinosaurs won since they were cheating and lost again.
Martian: when someone says something, you don't have to run.
Martian: I want refund for this trip.
Martian: we can see how our neighbor look.
This why we came here.
Martian: oh my goodness. 
Martian: you all say a lot of things  but I don't see any watch here.
Martian: it's still a new planet. 



Fools gold. The reasons.

Mama Mia (on the phone): we got raise one dollar.
Not one cent.
One dollar. 
King of Fools (on the phone): what did you do?
Dance? Work?
Mister Fool (on the phone): we recycled all the plastic. 
King of Fools (on the phone): I am embarrassing myself?!
I have to stop the nonsense.
It wasn't me!
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!
Where are all the employees?
The old one are here.
We can turn our minds off work!

The Priests.

Young woman, 1 priestess: nice hat.
Pharaoh: nice hat?
Young woman, 1 priestess: hat is hat, but nice hat..
New King number one: no one is happy here.
Old woman, priestess: what happened?
New King number one: nothing. 
Old woman, priestess: good.
Nothing happened here.
New King number one (singing): you want one o two.
I love you!
Old woman, priestess: every day he is sharing something.
In many times I would say "don't worry ".
Young woman, 1 priestess: basically?
Old woman, priestess: share with everyone. 

Pharaoh.

Pharaoh: how was your weekend?
New King number one: ehh..
Pharaoh: it was ehh? (leaves?)
New King number one: who is this!?
Servant 1: we don't know. 
Servant 2: we thought you know.
New King number one: I know. 
I think I know too much.
Servant 1: we don't know if we can trust you.
You are too young. 
New King number one: you said Pharaoh was kidnapped by aliens!
Servant 1: the aliens said they are not taking anyone who is wearing orange.
New King number one: say it again?
Servant 2: it reminds them their planet.
Servant 1: they have to travel on vacations.
Servant 2: vacations are very pricey unless you work in the hotel.
New King number one: and where is Pharaoh now?
Servant 1: we don't know. 
We don't own Pharaoh. 
Servant 2: we own history when we read book.
Servant 1: the one we are reading now.

Pharaoh.

New King number one: fresh bottle of coke. 
Servant 1: we don't even know what it means.
Servant 2: looks like they put something in water.
New King number one: were did they put food?
Servant 1: Pharaoh!
New King number one: he is doing much better then we.
Servant 1: you have to be some kind of ready.
Servant 2: it's done for thousands of years. 
Servant 1: we have to get used to say "Pharaoh".
New King number one: I skip it.
Servant 2: its meant to be.
New King number one: piggy is here!
Piggy: mini pig.
Wash chicken with soup.
New King number one: it makes no sense.
Servant 1: I've seen many times when people use soup to wash the food.
New King number one: who does it?
This is food!
Piggy: this is stupid. 
You are wearing this clothes for a reason. 
New King number one: where is Pharaoh?
Servant 1: sleeping. 
Piggy: having wonderful time.
New King number one: all the questions I have are still here.
Servant 1: did you write your questions in the right book?
New King number one: you have only one.
Servant 1: you are right.
We have to give the book to Pharaoh again. 
Servant 2: he is our best teacher. 
He is working for the longest time.
New King number one: I understand. 
Servant 
Servant 1: 



Fools gold. The reasons.

King of Fools: 9:02, ops.
Mister Fool: student's 5 minutes. 
Mama Mia: phone call!
King of Fools: essential services!
What did I tell you about expecting. 
Yes, from a dollar.
You have to try everything. 
No, don't try having babies yet.
Sometimes, when its suppose to be.
Do it tomorrow. 
You can call here again. 
Mister Fool: the government is our sun, always above us.
When you make money, they want to know how much.
Unless you convert it to cash. 
King of Fools: today we have company. 
Bonita.
Mama Mia: piggy!
Mister Fool: give her more carbs, veggies, some type of fish.
King of Fools: I will it myself. 


The Priests.

Servant 1: you notice Pharaoh doesn't put his foot on the chair?
New King number one: its about practice. 
Servant 2: you do don't do it.
Servant 1: he needs a spoon. 
New King number one: I don't need a spoon.
Servant 2: I think you need a spoon.
Servant 1: seems like that.
New King number one: we will do push ups. 
Servant 1: no push ups.
Servant 2: do everything we do.
We will give you food, you will be at two places exactly at the same time, in jail and at home.
Servant 1: face forward and smile.
Servant 2: you are not doing it.
Servant 1: I think he is trying to think.
Servant 2: King, now, right foot, left foot, forward.
Your hands are right here, and between your hands is the tray for your fellow inmates. 
And you have to control it.
Servant 1: the opposite way is the same.
Servant 2: try to stand straight. 
Servant 1: control the tray. 
Servant 2: don't ran back, only slowly. 
Servant 1: next time we will show you Pharaoh. 
Servant 2: get up from the floor!
What kind of work if you are sitting on the floor?
New King number one: now its time to..
Servant 1: no.
Servant 2: we have to learn how to go soft.
Servant 1: energize and back.
New King number one: how long it will take?
Servant 1: shouldn't be long.
Servant 2: when you understand what you did. 
New King number one: I didn't do anything.
Servant 1: you didn't realize it.

Fools gold. The reasons.

King of Fools (singing on the phone): what's shaking, what's baking..
Do you have big table?
I wasn't sleeping all night. 
Its plum!
The company name?
We will pick spontaneously today.
At least, I will not forget I am sleeping on the wrong side at 2 o'clock. 
Mama Mia: note from the government. 
" We don't have white paper, only green".
Mister Fool: give it to the boss.
King of Fools: this why they are pointing this way!
Send a reply "We don't have ink in our pen".
And send note to everyone "You want money, you will work".
Mister Fool: everyone is smart these days.
We had habbit of being busy.
Today we are on break.
King of Fools: and every one still complains for an hour.
Mister Fool: send a note "It will be done on Tuesday. We have variety."
Mama Mia: phone call!
Miss witch: essential services!
Ten dollars an hour?
Very original. 
You don't want to push him?
That's the problem. 
Push him in the moon light.


The Priests.

Young woman, 1 priestess: what are you doing?
Young woman, 2 priestess: I have no idea what I am doing.
Old woman, priestess: push it and stir.
(Bell rings).
Young woman, 1 priestess: I saw you looking when someone rang the bell.
Old woman, priestess (walks back to the kitchen): it's is not our cat.
It's a man.
The King is in jail. Pharaoh sent him to jail and took the kingdom. 
Young woman, 1 priestess: technically, we are working for Pharaoh again.
Young woman, 2 priestess: can we save the King?
Old woman, priestess: when I was young, I was saving men in bunches.
Lucky you, pretend, you don't know anything.
Young woman, 1 priestess: you didn't start the relationship yet.
Old woman, priestess: go for it.
They have comfortable basements. 
Young woman, 1 priestess: why not!
Young woman, 2 priestess: enough!
Old woman, priestess: try not to be rude. 


Fools gold.

1. King of Fools : let me call the witch myself.

Than less victims we have, then better ...reputation.
The Beast : what reputation?
King of Fools: Sign here, I agree to be a fool but never a victim.
The Beast : never!
King of Fools : how long have you been in this condition my friend?
(making phone call).
Ze Bella : tell her I said "hi".
King of Fools : she says,
You two shall have a baby.
How she doesn't know...manage I guess.
The Best : let me talk.
King of Fools : I won't advise.
She might turn you in someone else.
Between us, I would just have a baby,
It's so much easier then argue with the witch.
The Beast : great!
Ze Bella : I am having no baby with a stranger.
Even my magic kiss didn't work on him.
King of Fools : not surprised at all, looks wild to me.
With another lady he was little bit darker.
Well in some way the witch is right,
Go home and have a baby
It's her thing .. babies.
She loves babies.
Before she used to recommend dogs,
Move in together, have a dog.
Going to college, have a dog, have a house, have a dog..
Producer : that's enough!
King of Fools : let me bless you on your way.

2.Mother : where is the Beast?

Ze Bella : taking shower.
Mother : he is taking showers too often now.
The Beast ( whispering to Ze Bella )  : when are your parents leaving?
Mother : if my daughter is cursed with this love kiss..
The Beast : I would like to get it.
Mother:  ... like her father couldn't find anyone better to drink with, I am cursed too.
Where are the maids?
Ze Bella : breakfast is ready!
The Beast (looking at the plastic containers) : where are all my cups and plates?
Ze Bella : they feel on the floor..
The Best : what,
They are my servants..
Ze Bella : I am sorry, they were quite all the way to the garbage..

3. Producer : how are you feeling today?

Wonderful!
King of Fools (on the radio): Ozdom! Ozdom! Ozdom!
Producer : sometimes I wish I was a fool.
My dreams would come true in no time.
Now all this books, movies..
Guess what?
We stayed until 8 yesterday.
The Beast : why don't you join them?
Producer : who?
The fools?
It's a cult, you can't join them, you have to be one and show it.
Who knows what they are doing over there.
Secretly I think they are fooling every one and doing nothing.
The Beast : what's wrong with this boat?
(Next day).
Producer : your boat sink on the middle of the river.
King of Fools : you should've use the boat adjuster!
The Beast : what is "the boat adjuster"?!
King of Fools : the remote control.


4. Witch ( mixing something in the pot): ten orange, ten green,

Ten claps and one smile.
I'd doesn't work!
(calling on the phone): it doesn't work!
Lady on the phone : help a fool (quickly disconnects).
King of Fools (to the lady on the phone): you don't love me, I already know that.
Witch (to King of Fools): how do I know you are real fool?
I am not going to help any fool wanna be.
King of Fools : baby, if you know what we are doing, you will be surprised.
Witch :. ...


5. King of Fools : it's Friday tomorrow,

Aren't we lucky!
(loud noise).
The Beast (from inside): don't touch my door,
Touch your door!
King of Fools (with his army, breaks the door): it wasn't me.
What's wrong with this door?
The Beast : and who is going to pay for the damage?!
King of Fools : you didn't press "okay" button.
I've been throwing some duzies for an hour until we got here to rescue you.
The Beast : I am ready to look for the fools gold.
King of Fools ( to Ze Bella ) : if you can't sleep at night call me.
And I go see girls before going home.


6. King of Fools (on the phone): if I wear pants, I don't wear pink!

I love you too baby,
See you later.
(to Troll): my Angel.
Troll (shaking): there is fire all over the house!
King of Fools: oh.. this how we warm up at winter.
Summer is over, summer is caput,
We have to nice and warm here.
Let's get back to work.


7. Troll: 50 bucks!

King of Fools: probably my Angel was hiding from me.
I wonder now what else she is hiding!
Troll: let's check first how Fools gold looks like.
King of Fools: how?
Troll: on the Internet, how else.
King of Fools: I should've work in Chinese restaurant, eat food with giant chopsticks.
Rotate as usual.
Troll: I am sure we are going to find more.



Fools gold. The reasons.

Mister Fool: my books.
King of Fools: finally.
We didn't know what to read!
Mister Fool: Constitution. 
Few law books.
We have to know what we are doing. 
King of Fools: will start reading immediately. 
Mister Fool: few pictures of our President. 
King of Fools (looking at the pictures): a lot of people. 
Mister Fool: this is one person. 

Fools gold.

King of Fools (whispering on the phone): meaw...
Mister Fool: nice cat.
Troll: what brought you here?
Mister Fool: I was born in twenties. 
Oh man.
Monkey "The Genius" allowed us to pick lottery numbers without thinking.
Troll: really?
King of Fools: Mama Mia improved a lot overnight!
How are you doing,  "meaw, meaw".
Watch the movie, okay?
Troll: what is this?
King of Fools: we were following all the steps. 
And someone was printing something obviously.
After 5 o'clock. 
Troll: you can show it me at home.
King of Fools: we want to show you here.
Troll: my vacation, da.
King of Fools: oh, I forgot. 
Ttoll: you should've forgotten about your girlfriend. 
Mister Fool: he is little bit weird. 
Is he from here?
King of Fools: no, from the office. 
We find them in the weirdest places.
Troll: all I want on weekend is to be at work. 
King of Fools: it wasn't open!
Mister Fool: he looks happy. 
King of Fools: I knew it!
Troll: sure.
King of Fools: she is cute and sincere.
Are you sincere?
Troll: how you don't ask me if I am sincere?
King of Fools: I don't really care.
She likes it a lot.
What should I tell her?
Mister Fool: tell her that.
Troll: remember when she called your a deer at one time?
King of Fools: I don't remember that.
Troll: yes, she did.
King of Fools: mister Troll, say it again, and you will see the dark side of me.
Troll: what, your shadow?
You in the dark room?
Mister Fool: were is my battery?
Why no one plays it in?
King of Fools: do you know, who it is?
Troll: I was wondering. 
Why don't we ask her?
She is at work earlier. 
King of Fools: what?
Mister Fool: she is not a fool?
What are you doing sometimes?
King of Fools: sometimes!
Mister Fool is going to help us in our journey. 
Mister Fool: we have to stop being not fools.

The Martian story.

Martian: there are no more ancient space ships left.
Martian King: check on the surface. 
You will find one.
Its called "Mars 2021"!
Martian: its blocking our high way.
Martian: at least, with this speed, we will not miss Earth. 
Imagine, flying to another galaxy and looking for Earth. 
Martian King: I am about to loose here.
Give me one thing that you know.
Martian: "Mars 2021" has nice restaurant.
Martian: what I would do, go and have dinner.
Last time I eat out, it was on "Mars 1985".
The food wasn't seasoned. 
Martian: we don't know how to use ancient cell phones. 
Martian King: it's all looks the same.

Fools gold.

King of Fools (whispering on the phone): I am the oldest sexiest young man you have met.
Mama Mia (on the phone): he is fifty years old and he gave his child the weirdest name 
Its actually a number, xxxoo7.
May be it's the middle name?
Troll: I want to see how you are working. 
King of Fools: right now we are on lunch.
Twenty seven percent.
Mama Mia: it doesn't matter where you work.
There's always afternoon shift.
Four more days.
King of Fools: four?
Mama Mia: Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday. 
King of Fools: make sure our computer is ready for Monday. 
Will do work.
Troll: how many works do you have?
King of Fools: is it on fire, mister Troll?
You are giving us more work.
Mama Mia, send every one a note "check "super flash" every day before leaving home".
Troll: I can't believe this.
King of Fools: you said it the last time.
If we don't get the fools gold this time, I will be the maddest of them all.
Mister Troll, you will be surprised, "super flash" cost us twenty six hundred dollars, for a small one.
Who else would buy it?
Ttoll: listen to this.
King of Fools: "super flash "Boyfriend and five".
Troll: what?
King of Fools: think man.
Some kind of name.



The Martian story.

Martian: meeting!
Its about something. 
Martian King: they think we will never spot their satellites.
Martian (talking to each other): we should fly elsewhere. 
Martian: we went there already and they kicked our ass.
Martian: tell me, didn't you like it?
Martian: I did.
Martian King: "Lunatic 2021" is ready.
Time to save those spices. 
Martian: I always wanted to be a turtle. 
Martian: what a clown. 
Martian King: what should we write on the logo?
Martian: write "we had enough".
Martian King: "Martians had enough".
Martian: smart.
Martian King: with the names of who had enough. 
Martian: every one hundred years we shall have different logo.
Martian: "we had enough again".
Martian (quietly): do you want massage?
Martian (quietly): you are too big for my twenty five little fingers.
Martian (quietly): is it yes?
Martian: I was watching on the TV,
After food people run.
Martian: their food sucks.
Martian: I don't like spiders. 
Martian: look how small they are!
Martian: you always have answers.
Martian: all the spiders have superpowers. 
Martian King: we have to understand!
Martian: the people supporter.



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