One little piggy went to the army.
"Viggel, viggel! I am a viggly piggel and I like to viggel my bum-bum!" - the piggy shaked his bum-bum. " I want to jump from a parachute! "
"What's you name?" - a captain asked.
" Viggel Piggel! I have a big hrukal and I can do qwukal - hrukal and the mukal!"
"Ha, ha! You are a little piggy! Go home and do your homework!"
