Martian:
holiday party!
Martian:
stop laughing.
Martian:
okay, cadets, we must turn on TV.
Did
you see that!
New
show!
Martian:
focus on the old big fat shark.
Martian:
sharks channel sucks.
Martian:
you are not the boss.
Martian
(singing): when the times gets rough, we are the one in the lead.
Martian:
from TV?
Martian:
new game "Among us".
Martian:
what's that about?
Martian:
common Barbie!
Are
you kidding me?
Martian:
you see, how slow they are.
Martian:
who, the people?
Martian:
what to do when no one is around?
Martian:
I can't complain.
At
least we can see different cities, roads, bushes.
And
people can only see this desert.
Martian:
what an irony.
Martian:
we really should give more things, water, plant trees.
Martian:
give and you will be given.
I
miss those times.
Martian:
oh Moses, beauty comes with the name.
Martian:
something more accustomed to our life style please.
After
your trip few years ago we keep getting telescopes.
Martian:
always at the same place.
What
did people see that time? Light?
Martian:
don't remember.
Martian:
people do, they remember everything.
Martian:
may be this robot is faster.
Martian:
if you are pushing it.
Martian:
we did survey about trees and birds, before the covid.
It
will disturb peace on Earth.
Martian: our
newspaper has the same name.
"Mars.2021."
Martian:
sometimes we forget who we are.
Martian: so he
was fired without pay.
Martian: what
possibly you have to do to be fired from this place.
Martian: the
girl.
Martian: the
girl?
More like middle
age Martian.
Martian: may be
ge saw it different.
What he is going
to tell to his wife?
Martian: he said,
he wants to open his own business.
Martian radio:
lunch order, eat your vegetables.
Martian: sugar is
good.
Martian: only the
real sugar is good.
Martian: are you
home?
You got your
address changed?
Martian: I think
we all should look for another address.
Martian: don't
worry, they only sent a robot to take few pictures.
Martian: they
seems to be sending something all the time.
Martian: we need
TV here, see what people up to.
Martin
King: what are we doing .. ?
Where
are we going ...?
Turn
on TV.
TV:
there's no live on Mars, its been officially proven by our
scientists.
Martian
King: good news in the first 5 minutes!
Is
there's something wrong with me.. I've been looking in the mirror
longer then usual.. this morning..
Mommy!
Mommy
Martian: it happens.
Martian
King: anyway, we have to celebrate this day.
Declare
Tuesday, no Friday, Tuesday, all right, Thursday and Wednesday,
national holiday.
Mommy
Martian: and Monday.
Martian
King: and Monday.
We
will know for a fact what day it is.
Martian:
this robot is bigger than our theater.
Martian:
it has built in radio.
Martian:
its going to be good.
Martian
King: shhhhh.....
Martians
(singing on the stage): Alleluia, Alleluia, Alleluia.
Martian
Queen: I am feel like I am on the top of alien world.
Martian:
what is this?
Martian:
the robot.
Stupid
thing is stuck.
Martian:
I have only one question:
Who
cares?
Martian:
you don't have to be skeptical, at least it landed.
Martian
King: take them few pictures first.
Martian:
"Mars 2021".
Martian:
who gave this name?
Martian:
imagine, you are applying for a job..
How
embarrassing it would be.
Martian:
if I was a sign, I wouldn't know what to do.
Martian:
their stuff never rhymes.
Martian:
it would suck to send empty spaceship to another planets.
Martian:
how ugly they look.
Martian:
you turn.
Add
different colors.
Martian:
we should break it.
Martian:
good luck with the King.
Martian:
put back the knob and start painting it.
What's
the logo?
Martian:
we have few different kinds.
"big
strawberry 2021" or "uneatable object", "was I
surprised", "I've seen this", "I don't trust
that", "every day object", "who is going to
believe it".
Martian:
may be people picked the right one?
Martian:
it's still cool that they make this stuff.
Martian:
now the sign looks weird.
Martian
(child): sometimes I wonder, how people of Earth live.
Martian
(mother): is this part of your homework?
Martian
(father): what kind of people?
Do
you want to know about rich people or you want to know about poor
people,
Completely
different story.
Martian
(mother): school supposed to send messages to the parents.
Won’t
find it in here.
Martian
(father): no point to change schools now, its almost summer.
Martian
(child): what do they do all day?
Martian
(father): go to communistic country, you will find our quickly.
Martian
(mother): what’s wrong with communistic?
Martian
(father): she is hidden communist.
They
use to much plastic.
Martian
(mother): is it so!
Martian
(child): our school say no to fighting parents.
Martian
(father): may be communists didn't realize it.
Martian
(mother): Martian King said, he will bring communism here if he will
remember.
Martian
(father): it takes long time for him to remember things.
Martian
(mother): are you jealous?
Martian
(father): write it down, in your home work folder,
Perfect
world is only on Pluto, far away from every one else.
Salt
and pepper for dinner?!
The
Martian King: close the door before those Lunatics spot us.
Keep
dropping robots on the same spot.
The
Martian Queen: you are too critical.
The
Martian chef: can't we all go and live like normal people?
The
Martian King: and see everything again?
I
hide here.
The
Martian chef: we were cooking a fresh meal!
The
Birthday cake!
The
Martian King: seems like we didn't know it.
We
used all the water!
The
Martian (male): we had to use our technologies.
The
Martian (female): which one.
The
Martian (male): you like this word.
The
Martian (female): we can hide together.
The
Martian (male): I've been waiting for this word.
The
Martian King: where are my pretty boys!
The
Martian (female): wear mask.
The
Martian (male): under the space suit?
You
are going to be kidding me?
The
Martian (female): I still remember his "part 2. adventure."
The
Martian (male): I was in school back then.
The
Martian (female): did the teacher ask you to bring salt?
The
Martian (male): we had to eat it every morning!
The
Martian (female): and we used to put protective spells on it.
The
Martian (male): we knew each other back then!
The
Martian King: good morning.
Martian
(guest): whale is in the air!
Martian
(male): nah.
Martian
(guest): ghost!?
Martian
(female): we don't have ghosts, only humans spying on us.
Martian
(guest): how it works?
Martin
(female): look outside.
Martian
(male): I am not sure why we built the house here.
Martian
(female): stupid idea.
Martian
(male): we can't even move now.
Martian
(female): before we find a human.
Martian
(male): the King said we can't move until we have an astronaut with
the ship.
Martian
(guest): is it dangerous?
Martin
(female): once a year they drop robot or camera on us.
Martian
(male): robot is little bit lighter.
Martin
(female): and he rolls.
Martian
(male): we heard people like it.
Martian
(female): we stole a few.
Martian
(male): we didn't see nothing.
Martian
(female): when we find someone we can build our house for free.
Martian
(male): after you eat your vegetables, we can take
pictures.
Martian
(female): we have big mountain here.
