Happily ever after.

King: forever young, forever young.

Pharaoh: your singing warms up my heart.

Where are the slaves?

King: your thinking no more then mine.

They are sleeping.

Pharaoh: on the plantation?

King: at home.

Different climate.

Pharaoh: you don't have dessert,  you don't have sand storms?

King: yes, unfortunately.

Servant 1: queen is on the phone.

King: tell her I am not hiding.

Servant 2: she think you didn't go to work, you went somewhere else.

Pharaoh: where are you going?

King: home.

Pharaoh: at 1 o'clock?

Truth and only the truth.

Servant 2: I am going to the same hone, to the next month,  the night club.

Servant 1: bananas!

Pharaoh: what is this?

Servant 1: bananas.

Pharaoh: I think it’s a shame to give Pharaoh green bananas for breakfast.

Servant 1: our monkey slaves are terrible.

They are only learning how to say “cheese”.

The monkeys didn't want to work 7 days, then we have to shorten by 5.

Now we have to do their job, not every day.

We will color the bananas at any color you want.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happily ever after.

Priestess: why are putting water on your head?

You are sweating already.

Pharaoh: they are not nice.

Priestess: you are dreaming, your are sleep.

Pharaoh: they don't cook.

Priestess: every time you wake up to have breakfast, think you are sleeping.

Eat this, mayonnaise and honey, relaxing dish.

Sleeping.

Pharaoh: how many servants do you have?

Priestess: since all the prices gone up on everything.

Before we could afford eight hundred servants,  now only one.

 

 

Happily ever after.

Servant: lucky star!

King: we will get it later.

Martian: well, lunatics, we are here.

Martian: what is the shortest way out?

Martian: build new space ship. 

It will take few seconds to go home.

Martian: no one knows how it works!

Martian: well, you will be happy here.

Martian: you notice, women always say something, where they are.

Martian: may be we speak slowly?

Martian: because men never listen. 

Martian: general, they are perfect. 

Martian: we need more schools like this,

Explore different places, everything might be the same.

Happily ever after.

Parrot: money.

King: I don't think so.

Servant 1: you have to look at this bird again.

King: I was looking at home.

Why is it always me!

Servant 2: she doesn't know any difference.

Servant 1: you are the man, ha ha.

King: one day, I say, bye, see you, and go home.

Servant 2: yeah, see you tomorrow.

 

Happily ever after.

Pharaoh: please tell me what is this!

Servant 1: our new office. 

Pharaoh: my eyes want to rest right now.

Servant 2: you will be fine.

Hopefully it will be cool soon. 

Servant 1: we see it every day. 

Servant 2: Pharaoh, when you leave work, you will have big smile. 

It's a good thing. 

Servant 1: you will have smiling face when you get out of here.

All evening and night. 

Servant 2: especially after big jobs.

Servant 1: we don't have small jobs here.

Pharaoh: king, your servants say, you have big jobs here.

What is it?

King: "choo - choo".

Happily ever ver after.

Priestess: and what did she say to you?

This is your last night at her kitchen?

If she is normal, give her this cooking oil, if she is crazy, give her this honey.

And if she complains, change the subject.

Don’t drop anything.

Next!

Pharaoh: I am sweating here.

Priestess: are you behaving?

Was anyone helping you before?

Pharaoh: mess.

Priestess: who?

Pharaoh: mess.

Priestess: you found one already?

This how you learn.

One day you do this, next day you do that.

Pharaoh: and on top of that,

How can I go 3 thousand years back in time?

Priestess: he probably wanted to know how it works.

Pharaoh: I thought it probably foolishness of my young years.

Priestess: sure.

Pharaoh: its king and his witches.

Priestess: they probably scanned something wrong.

We can check if they use the right scanner.

I can see, they put “zero”.

Pharaoh: what it means?

Priestess: this what happens when you change your system every day.

We watch one of the time.

We ask mostly, and they say, they have no idea.

Priestess: you have 30 in file and zero mistakes.

Pharaoh: its three thousand.

Priestess: we thought you are only in history books.

Pharaoh: no, I am not in history books.

I am right here.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Happily ever after.

Witch: I see 2 winning numbers!

King: you have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 20, 25 numbers in the ticket!

Witch: what are you doing here?

Lets try again.

King: I was reading and explaining myself my own recommendations why we need many slaves.

Witch: many slaves called “robots".

Stop looking at ours.

King: looks like coffee maker to me.

Witch: we couldn't figure out!

Where's my kitten!?

Fat cat: seriously!

Seriously!

I am a grown man already.

Fat cat: ask more milk.

We will have a party tonight.

Witch: what a good boy.

King: these cats look huge.

Witch: because we care.

Majority of our kittens are special breed.

Fat cat: what movie do you want to see, about love or “meow”?

Fat cat: meow.

Witch: he is saying something!

Kitten, say “please”.

Fat cat: beer.

It might be in the box.

Witch: he is wonderful.

King: wild cats.

 

 

Happily ever after.

Pharaoh: where is the priestess?

Where is my woman.

Priestess: excuse moi.

I am not a woman,

I am a priestess. 

Pharaoh: with this ice cream and everything I will like a twenty years old again.

Priestess: you have a problem, we are here to help.

Pharaoh: you heard, you can guess. 

Priestess: we don't shop together,

I can't think what it is.

Pharaoh: how can I go to my kingdom?

Priestess: magic happens.

You can buy a plane ticket, twenty hours flight. 

Pharaoh: what school did you go?

Priestess: New Kingdom?

Tutmoses?

Pharaoh: that's skilled.

Qui madame.

Priestess: merci bocoup!

Do you speak French?

Parle pas bien le francais?

Pharaoh: non, tres peu ...

I don't know how to start.

Priestess: I don't know how to start too!

Le francias langue of l'amour.

Fat cats.

Fat cat: something stuck in my shoe.

Fat cat: your foot stuck in your foot.

Fat cat: what does it mean!

Fat cat: you are turning into a black cat.

Fat cat: may be I really should!

Fat: relax.

Color flex is my favorite color.

Fat cat: neighbors are making drugs non stop in their kitchen.

We made less the a quarter of that.

We have to stop.

We take a break.

Then we went shopping.

Fat cat: not surprise me.

Fat cat: it’s not drug, its natural medicine.

Fat cat: you are full of vitamins!

Fat cat: we all going to be affected.

Fat cat: bikini mercy.

Fat cat: is it a song?

Fat cat: he is telling on me!

Fat cat: if I will remember.

Fat cat: he is always telling on you.

I just remember, picture of our president or something.

He talks like he is singing.

My favorite song of all the time.

Piggy: bring piggy bank this way.

Fat cat: another piggy bank!

Fat cat: we need piggy bank like this.

Piggy: practice makes a lot of sense.

If you are qualified. 

Fat cat: it has something to do with not being fat cat.

Fat cat: pigs like to roll when they are young.

Fat cat: they don't listen.

Fat cat: leave piggy alone and sit down. 

Fat cat: you are not getting our piggy bank.

Piggy: I know, right.

Fat cat: it's fake gold.

Do you like comedy movies?

Piggy: some.

I've seen a few.

You watch it, you understand this world. 

Fat cat: people are stupid.

Fat cat: you only know few!

Fat cat: world looks cool.

Fat cat: in your video game. 

 

 

 

Happily ever after.

Witch: see, from here to here,

All magic wishes.

All you have to do, is scan, scan, scan.

Who opened the door!

It’s going to be money.

Pharaoh: I feel nervous.

King: we are going to see the witches again.

Witch: no meetings here.

We don't perform CPR.

You are talking and sweating.

King: my magic wish didn't come true.

Witch: what do you want me to do?

Your magic wish didn't come true.

Congratulations.

Pharaoh: any predictions?

Witch: go away until hot, hot, hot summer.

And then come back.

Pharaoh: and when is it?

King: you are asking wrong question.

Right question would be, “how fake those witches are?”

Priestess: so he is very playful.

I think he stuck in his childhood.

Queen: nice.

Him, he is secretly  eating sugar,

When no one is watching.

King: witch, this what I mean.

Witch: I see everything!

King: no discrimination.

Witch: you want to play too.

You will be playing some day.

Where do you want to play?

Indoor or outdoor?

 

 

Happily ever after.

Pharaoh: this why I don't trust GPS. 

Its better be right this time.

King: hopefully we will get at least half way.

Priestess:  half way?!

Pharaoh: so what's going on?

Priestess: you came to messed up place.

Pharaoh: you promised you know something.

Priestess: how do I know?

Pharaoh: you know.

King: queen!

Queen: I forgot my mask.

King: you don't have to wear mask now.

Queen: you said I can walk outside without clothes. 

Priestess: if I was living in a cave, I would be playing with toys too.

I would have toys everywhere.

This how humanity exists. 

Queen: from 9 to 6 we are at work, but I will write it down. 

King: women love to work!

We did a survey.

Queen: what year?

King: 1894.

Queen: what about after?

Pharaoh: king, you mentioned going without your queen.

King: it's not queen, she is someone new.

Its Dora.

When you don't do what she says, you get stuck.

She is my daily hypnosis. 

Pharaoh.

Servant 2: we brought you a gift.

King: I don't worry.

I got it.

Servant 1: we will find right now.

King: I don't worry.

I got it.

Servant 2: you repeat the same thing.

King: don't worry, got it.

Pharaoh: explain that.

Servant 1: he don’t want laughing.

Pharaoh: in my understanding, before,  kings could have 100, 200, 300, 500 wives.

Servant 1: not bad.

King: our government can't afford it.

They have to ask you ID to pick up one more.

The good thing, we find and do see your gold.

Servant 1: did it include servants?

Servant 2: I am not fixing 500 houses.

 

 

Pharaoh.

King: we were alone in the house today.

She was bugging me the whole morning.

It can’t be always me!

In every conversation.

Servant 1: Pharaoh, you can make only one wish.

King: a woman.

Servant 2: last wish on our list.

Pharaoh: I remember you were making few wishes already.

Servant 1: we don't like our jobs.

Servant 2: we want to go home earlier.

Pharaoh: you took 20 minutes extra today.

King: I took 15!

Servant 2: we are sorry.

King: Pharaoh, you will like her.

Long hair, blond.

Very, very nice.

Pharaoh: how old?

King: older then you.

Pharaoh: I am five thousand years old.

King: three, four years older then you.

Queen: did you make the mess?

King: it was a dog.

Servant 2: this what happens when you see horse in your house.

King: Pharaoh,  you can get insurance with certain ability if you behave.

On Fridays.

Like going to principal's office.

Servant 1: it’s a dog.

Queen: its probably also a whale.

Servant 1: we took this on the next level.

Servant 2: lots of food at winter.

Pharaoh: looks like something epic.

King: it’s a hamburger.

 

 

 

 

New Kings.

King: can you please hold phone for a while.

Queen: my boyfriend?

King: kind of.

Servant 2: she will find her dream.

King: someone?

We need only Pharaoh.

Servant 1: I think we made the same wish twice.

Servant 2: our problem is that we shop without shopping list.

Servant 1: I start to see things!

Queen: crazy.

King: where is the shopping list!

Diamond.

Queen: what happened to Diamond?

Servant 1: he had only one bite!

King: there’s always one customer who has only one bite.

Servant 2: eat the whole thing.

King: its perfect.

Queen: what?

King: whatever is cooking.

Queen: is this the missing pot?!

King: I always want to play basketball.

Servant 1: figure skating.

Servant 2: me either.

Queen: we have to write a report!

King: what woman is not a detective.

Servant 2: 100 % cooks instantly.

King: we can’t tell her everything.

She will think we are super heroes.

Servant 1: we can go to the Olympics.

King: sh…

Queen: it grants only one wish.

Servant 2: I got it for 200 points!

King: why it has to be about sports?

Servant 1: athletes are particularly ambitious.

King: forget about skating.

Servant 2: we are going to beat you in basketball.

Servant 1: taekwondo  

Queen: how are you both winning?

Servant 2: they are cheating,  this how.

King: not me.

Servant 1: depends, deal or no deal.

King: did you read the sign “look at the mirror!”

Servant 1: deal or no deal.

We can be good at it.

Servant 2: why only one wish?

There are many wishes left.

King: they had to pick the lowest number.

Servant 2: may be a lot of ways to play?

King: yes “give me the money!”

Queen: is it win possible in this economy?

It will take forever.

There are so many million dollars.

Cup of tea, one million, gas, one million, bread, one million.

King: again!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Diamond.

Diamond: excuse me.

King: very briefly. 

Diamond: someone stole my pot.

King: getting more compliments?

Diamond: I can't believe you here!

King: imagine if it steams?

Diamond: even one will think it's me!

King: it's not you.

I still wonder what we drilled?

Diamond: they all said it!

King: they are not nice, we are.

You should've written something on it.

Diamond: people order one thing and then want something else!

King: go have fun.

Diamond: no drinks, no fun.

My pot could grand one wish.

King: really?

We will remember for next time. 

Diamond: send a text, may be anyone remembers anything. 

King: thankfully, we don't have zero forks.

May be you come out as a good boy.

Pharaoh.

Servant 2: we have donuts and coke in the kitchen.

Pharaoh: I wasn't trying to keep one.

You are still working?

Servant 2: we are your shadow.

its Friday!

And she will not see my back until 9 o'clock, this when the stores are closed.

Friday night is Friday right.

Pharaoh: she is your wife.

Servant 2: yeah, we need more sugar to stay young.

 

Diamond.

Diamond: I can’t believe this!

Some one stole my pot.

They literally grabbed from my hands!

So much about hospitality.

King: leave it alone.

Quick solution to many questions.

You are the one who was not holding it.

Diamond: leave it alone!

This is my identification document!

King: this how you learn.

You can take a pot from our kitchen.

Diamond: those pots are lighter than feather!

 

Pharaoh.

King: common  Pharaoh!

Twenty years old is good only for one night!

You will be tricked!

I wish I was.

Servant 1: twenty, thirty, forty, fifty, sixty years will make huge difference.

King: where's is the queen?

Where is our twenty years old!

Send her message on pager “one dollar and something, something “.

She knows exactly what I am talking about.

Pastor: good morning sweethearts.

Queen: run away pastor.

You closed your church in the flood and left everyone behind!

Pastor: that was the idea.

We are not wonder land.

We are not emotional rollercoaster. 

For your information,  the government informed about the rain one month in advance. 

It was on the news.

It's not my fault, everyone thought the government was joking. 

Queen: it makes no sense. 

Pastor: it was only raining non stop for two hours.

Queen: two days!

Pastor: sweetheart, you eat too many sweets. 

Too much sugar.

Queen: so you figured this all out.

Pastor: I don't know what it means.

We can go to the church only when we know everything, everything. 

Do we know why people didn't hide somewhere else?

Do we know why fell so much rain that day, twenty years ago?

All you can do, is forget about it.

You can sit next to me and we can talk.

Queen: King want me always have in mind Pharaoh, his slaves and gold.

Pastor: does Pharaoh know where to find it?

It was long years.

See, may be he can see it in his dreams.

Queen: in details?

Pastor: you never know, keep the shining the lights on above all the region.

 

Pharaoh.

King: where's is Pharaoh?

Servant 1: which one?

King: we know only one.

Open the door, I want to see ladies in the gym.

Servant 1: you want to see the gym?

King: I said "I want to see ladies in the gym"!

Why would i want to see the gym?

Servant 1: how was your trip with Pharaoh?

King: heavily drinking. 

We didn't argue that much.

Stop looking at the door and smile.

Servant 1: I remember queen saying "oh yeah, he is going away!".

King: for the meeting, write "only don't bring tomatoes ".

Pharaoh.

King: and that’s all!

“Where is the king?”.

Queen: did you tell him that?

Pharaoh: where is the king?

Servant 2: busy with his baby.

Pharaoh: tell, I will be working all day.

Servant 2: I will be working with you.

I have a date today.

Fridays! No more!

Anything she tries,

And then “boom",

Its perfect again!

Three witches and the king.

King: stop rushing people!

First witch: there’s a bug!

This why I say “quick, quick, quick “.

King: she is 57 years old woman.

This is all her fault.

Second witch: may be you blame yourself today?

Third witch: let him blame someone else  for a change.

First witch: in ancient days you can have eight women on the side.

Third witch: its advance.

King: for my information.

Third witch: wrong.

First witch: they all will listen to you.

Third witch: and tell you what to do.

First witch: everything is perfectly wrong!

King: what do you do here?

Third witch: physics.

King: what time to what time?

Third witch: we are working 9 to 5.

Its constant physics.

 

 

Fat cats.

Fat cat: piggy, you are perfect.

Fat cat: we wish our boss is like you, with two pounds of cash.

Piggy: you would eat him.

Fat cat: piggy, you take everything with a smile!

Fat cat: here, you can’t say this, you can’t say that.

You can't say anything except “Aaaa!”.

Fat cat: can you be any slower!

Fat cat: you hear.

One minute!

Fat cat: lots of yogurt.

Fat cat: we have to keep our fur smooth.

Fat cat: doggy, we would share, but we have to go work like a wind.

Fat cat: we have boring job.

Piggy: I forgot, I used to do it.

Fat cat: if my kitty will not find my fur smooth, she will not know what to say.

 

Pharaoh.

Servant 1: you smell nice.

Servant 2: we can smell your perfume from the kitchen.

Pharaoh: my wife made it for me.

Five thousand years ago.

Servant 1: long time.

Pharaoh: where is the king?

Servant 1: with the witches.

Servant 2: he still thinks you are not real.

Servant 1: nice shoes.

Pharaoh: my wife bought for me.

One kilogram of gold.

Servant 2: how many years ago it was?

Servant 1: his wife doesn't buy him anything.

Servant 2: she said, he has more money then her.

Servant 1: she bought him a flag.

She said on Thursday “ I will buy you a flag" and she bought it on Friday.

Servant 2: we have to leave our work and go look for it.

This is stupid.

Pharaoh: may be the flag was in the office.

Servant 1: we checked, it wasn't there.

Apparently it was in the bedroom.

 

 

Three witches and the king.

Third witch: I can tell you what's crazy?

Actually, never mind.

Lazy!?

I only asked, you don't have to get angry.

First witch: what to say when you work for someone else.

King: your store has some good name,

I mean “For lease “.

Third witch: we thought you would forget.

King: I didn't.

Third witch: places like this are always open.

Second witch: Raptors always win, Blue Jay’s always win, but there is Toronto Maple Leaves…

Queen: who is hungry?

First witch: hangry?

Queen: hungry plus angry.

First witch: our kitchen.

King: so you haven nothing upstairs and everything downstairs?

Third witch: its fancy.

Three witches and the king.

Third witch: our king-bun!

King: answer your phone!

Third witch: they are fine.

King: you said you are bad.

Third witch: something wrong with us.

Mentally. 

Our equipment is matching our technology. 

Wear your glasses and look at this rock.

King: I bought you a gas tank.

You can stay nice and warm at winter.

Third witch: gas tank!?

You scare us.

Don't shake it.

Second witch: who bought the tractor?

You? 

Third witch: didn't you buy a tractor last year?

People can drive that.

Queen: I know. 

First witch: king looks like he wants to say something but stays quiet.

King: you know when people say "woman doesn't have mind on her own".

In my case, she does. 

I come home and I have to beg!

Third witch: everyone wants something. 

King: today she wants a plant.

There are a lot of plants outside. 

Bring a drink, turn on TV, walk the dog, wash the dishes, bring dinner upstairs, get soda.

Second witch: you have a dog?

King: I might need therapy. 

Should it be documented?

Three witches and the king.

Third witch: is this our new athlete!?

King: before it was 1 dollar, now its 180.

Third witch: it will cost more.

Second witch: no one can buy nothing. 

First witch: you can buy, as long as it has zeroes at the end.

King: zeroes?

Third witch: money!

King: can money grow on threes?

Third witch: no, it's not working. 

Second witch: we tried already.

First witch: we have a lot of trees up here.

King: I thought you are busy here.

First witch: did you already talk to the walls?

King: I did.

Third witch: I will talk to your queen.

King: I am not saying I want better life now, because she will be angry at me.

I am saying I want different pick at premature times.

Queen: next thing, he put at the wrong place a cigarette. 

Third witch: he what!

 

 

Three witches and the king.

Third witch: our bubble!

King: I am going to the gym today.

Third witch: who does that.

This how gyms make their money.

King: I tell you why I am going to the gym.

To make sure I am still able to.

Third witch: make sure.

Second witch: we should do it.

For us.

Third witch: are you kidding me.

We can exercise at home.

First witch: how many ingredients we should use in the soup for the king?

Third witch: use them all.

King: when you exercise, you don't have to eat all the time.

Third witch: and how would we know that?

Second witch: we missed someone. 

And King, it was you!

First witch: we didn't do our search. 

Third witch: remember, I said, we need someone serious and he has to be good. 

King: yes, always. 

Third witch: what bothers you?

King: I just say 4 o'clock, and no of my servants are at work already.

Third witch: did you give free sanitizer to your servants?

King: you supposed to?

Third witch: ours don't want to do anything without free stuff.

King: I didn't think that.

Third witch: we thought.

King: yeah, yeah, yeah. 

Third witch: why don't you go to different witches and say yeah, yeah, yeah. 

King: remind me what I was asking when I got here at night. 

Third witch: a push.

You are nice.

Three witches and the King.

Queen: when the fun starts?

King: they don't want you to have fun, they want your money.

Fist witch: push the button. 

King: no.

Second witch: if you can't do the simplest thing!

Third witch: he has some weird problems. 

Is he like that at home?

First witch: this is only online casino and twenty dollars. 

Second witch: king, something tells me, never promise a lot.

Third witch: he can't fool nobody. 

Queen: he is more at home.

Third witch: you should bring him earlier. 

Queen: he sat on the throne on Friday. 

Third witch: everything together.

Queen: actually, he got mixed up.

Third witch: with other people?

Queen: monkeys. 

Every time monkeys see the new kings, they steal them.

Second witch: messed up. 

Third witch: you have to share.

Three witches and the king.

Third witch: someone is sleeping at work. 

First witch: at least we were not singing. 

Second witch: we supposed to use magic, but we decided to work. 

First witch: this is nice office. 

Third witch: its wrong kind of office.

Second witch: do you see our hands?

Third witch: smooth. 

King: this is wrong kind of hand. 

Second witch: king, you singing today.

King: I was watching a movie.

First witch: at work?

King: no, at home. 

Three witches and the king.

First witch: you are wearing a nice shirt.

King: sone one told me the same lie this morning.

Second witch: too small?

King: going for breakfast now.

Third witch: I see her right here.

Queen: he doesn't trust any one.

First witch: of course.

Second witch: and how long do you have these symptoms?

King: all my life.

Second witch: we have medium and large. 

Only one size bigger. 

Queen: what is the solution?

First witch: smelly socks. 

Wear smelly socks. 

It will wake him up. 

King: we can read the craziest things here.

First witch: exactly. 

Second witch: I was reading on Tuesday. 

Very motivated. 

Third witch: wrong.

It's all in your imagination. 

King: what's your name, witch?

First witch: we don't have names.

We can pick any name.

Second witch: witches without names are more costly. 

First witch: he is changing colors.

Third witch: oil the king up.

Let's see if he has multiple personalities. 

May be they will say something. 

Three witches and the king.

First witch: two o'clock.

You supposed to start at 10.

Is it raining outside?

Second witch: where is our "Less is more" sign?

We have to keep our clients up to date.

Third witch: you are sitting on it.

First witch: put on the door.

Third witch: look at your size!

Stop it. 

Second witch: hopefully no one shows up today with their problems.

First witch: King!

Third witch: like in the movie. 

I was watching on the weekend. 

Second clerk: where is his partner?

In case we have to blame someone. 

Third witch: teachers, do you want to ask the king what issues he has?

First witch: not me, I only work here.

Second witch: he said his wife is a witch, so..

Third witch: King!

Welcome to the pit.

Our natural habitat.

First witch: she is the one!

King: can't find.

First witch: can't find her?

She is here. 

Queen: good morning. 

First witch: morning?

Queen: we just woke up.

King: can't find who I don't have to pay anywhere I go.

Our servants go home at 4:30, not at 5:30.

First witch: can't find slaves?

You should say it.

We thought something is wrong. 

Third witch: go home. 

First witch: think of stable country.

Ancient Egypt was stable country.

First witch: now we know. 

New Kings...

New King number one: this very challenging, this is a secret. 

What  vehicle can flip from driving on a little stone?

New Queen number one: I forgot. 

New King number one: you forgot all of this?

Skate board. 

New Queen numbe one: skate board is not a vehicle. 

New King number one: every thing that brings you from A to B is a vehicle.

When we run, we are vehicles.

New Queen number one: some common sense, okay bye.

New King number one: you have to correct my stress correctly!

Servant 1: she is trying.

Servant 2: women gang against men sometimes.

New King number one: sometimes!

What is she doing?

Servant 1: she is pushing bag.

Servant 2: mostly we work at the end of the day. 

Servant 1: our resume.

Servant 2: we say, so, so.

New King number one: it starts from good morning.

House cleaning?

Servant 1: not me.

New King number one: what came first, chicken or egg?

Servant 1: you.

New King number one: correct. 

Servant 2: smells like a zoo.

Servant 1: an animal!

New Queen number one: our new cow.

Thirty five dollars. 

New King number one: ten dollars more!

New Queen number one: each and every person was asking me what animal it is.

New King number one: shame no one knows now how to get milk from a cow.

Servant 1: we studied in school. 

Servant 2: we can take turns.

New Queen number one: let's face the cow first.

New King number one: you think there are jokes written on it.

New Queen number one: they were asking seventy.

New King number one: for seventy we don't need a cow.

Neighbors expect us to be equal.

First, we have to look at the back and make sure it's a cow.

Fat cats.

Fat cat: it's not about ocean.

Its never about ocean.

It's about man on boat.

Fat cat: okay Mona Kisa.

Piggy: no one won one million cows.

Did you win?

Fat cat: we are waiting for you to rent some.

Piggy: on Friday. 

On Friday five million.

Fat cat: eight million on Tuesday. 

Fat cat: I only collect the money.

Piggy: in my country every one wins one million cows.

Fat cat: it's a lot of milk.

Fat cat: they have a lot of cats.

Doggy: no work again?

Fat cat: how do you know?

Doggy: it's not Friday. 

Fat cat: it makes sense.

Piggy: doggy, start fresh on Monday. 

Doggy: I was ready to start at seven, but I couldn't find my keys.

Fat cat: this is new technologies. 

Its called "only in the morning".

Piggy: I wonder who is behind it.

Fat cat: the one who can only afford four hundred cows.

Piggy: think so too.

Check on the internet how to buy four hundred cows.

Fat cat: doggy, there are two of them, piggy and wolfie, we mix them together. 

Fat cat: piggy and wolfie are old school. 

Fat cat: doggy, when you see them, watch yourself. 

Fat cat: personal experience. 

Fat cats.

Fat cat: cats scratch, dogs bite, people eat.

Fat cat: trust issue?

Fat cat: let's watch TV.

Fat cat: why do people eat mac and cheese?

Fat cat: because they like it.

Fat cat: they do it on purpose. 

Fat cat: "food dog"?

Fat cat: because they went to someone else house.

Fat cat: they dropped bread and dog stepped on it.

Fat cat: people are weird. 

Fat cat: you go to a restaurant and you see how people clean their plates.

You see a sponge.

Fat cat: not surprised. 

Fat cat: do you see a chicken thing!

Fat cat: what happened to the chicken?

Fat cat: mud?

Fat cat: people actually eat it.

Fat cat: what do you mean?

Fat cat: it's fake.

Fat cat: they should attach some diamonds to it.

Fat cat: it will look very good. 

Fat cat: she is waiting for the date at the construction site.

Fat cat: at night?

Fat cat: every girl knows not to wait at the construction site.

A new born girl knows.

One week old girl knows not to wait at the construction site.

Fat cat: we can switch to our exercise.

Fat cat: it will be a scandal. 

Fat cat: we are spoiled. 

Fat cat: where is doggy?

Fat cats.

Doggy: and when I won my toonie, 

I put in my cash bank.

I don't spend until the end of the year. 

Fat cat: you should cash.

Fat cats...

Fat cat: let's do our regular business. 

Where is doggy?

Doggy: why you changed my schedule?

Fat cat: it's not easy.

Doggy: what do you mean, it's not easy!?

Fat cat: we are sharing the middle of the day.

Doggy: what do you mean!

Fat cat: doggy is the worst. 

Doggy: okay fox.

Exactly perfect. 

Meeting?

Fat cat: doggy if you listen piggy, you will have no money.

Fat cat: your money! Your money!

Fat cat: piggy has our money too.

Fat cat: why do they always throw money at piggy?

Fat cat: doggy, you look like you are stuck here forever.

Fat cat: meow....moo..

Fat cat: doggy, we bought you a cow.

Fat cat: 800 dollars. 

Fat cat: lots of money.

Fat cat: doggy, you are very smart.

Take day off on Friday and have long weekend.

Fat cat: today people bought 1 million cows.

Fat cat: people will buy 50 million cows by the next month.

Fat cat: lots and lots of money.

Fat cat: we have 1 cow, we still bought another one.

Fat cat: we tapped the book.

It's new, but we still taped it.

Fat cat: doggy, you can see better.

Fat cat: bigger one.

Fat cat: doggy, you have to play lottery very quick now.

Fat cats ...

Fat cat: are you a real pig?

Piggy: no.

Fat cat: there are no more chickens.

Fat cat: doggy has some.

Fat cat: take one from doggy.

Fat cats...

Fat cat: we are best friends!

Doggy: I heard.

Its Friday, pay day!

Money, money, money.

Fat cat: the same.

Fat cat: again!

Fat cat: money is stress doggy.

Fat cat: I thought doggy is talking to himself. 

Fat cat: on Thursday. 

Doggy: I drink before I talk.

Fat cat: doggy, you are our best student. 

Fat cat: doggy, where did you get these dog snacks?

Doggy: from nowhere. 

Fat cat: all stuff comes from somewhere.

Fat cat: it's better when you have talent.

Fat cat: 100 %.

Fat cat: doggy, when it's time to come and take our side you never here.

Fools gold.

King of Fools (on the phone): I always thought "love" is a four letter word. 

Miss witch (on the phone): if we are thinking from the size,  she is very mean. 

Troll: what's in the wash room?

Mama Mia: we are only trying to understand King of Fools better.

Troll: who?

Mama Mia: never mind. 

Troll: little bit work today?

Mama Mia: where is my glasses!

I have to see stuff.

Miss witch: things will go smoothly. 

Troll: work.

King of Fools: what a man.

Mister Troll, get a dog.

Troll: who pushed all the folders for wild ones?

King of Fools: you.

Mama Mia: phone call!

King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!

I can tell you about "early situation" yesterday. 

We slept at work. 

Why did she say "no"?!

This what I am talking about. 

Yes, all the time.

Nice discovery. 

I remember, we were watching TV.

Mama Mia: phone call!

King of Fools (on the phone): essential services!

The government thinks we are kind of stupid here.

Exactly, every year.

The busiest we have been. 

Mama Mia: phone call!

Miss witch: essential services.

You want a cheap motel and he is asking you what's for dinner?

Tonight or tomorrow? For weekend?

Yes, there are single people. 

They are rude.

Fat cats...

Fat cat: hi, my name is doggy!

How are you doing!

Fat cat: meaw!

Fat cat: we have to work.

Fat cat: later.

Fat cat: on Monday. 

Fat cat: change on "one day".

Fat cat: explain word "work"?

Fat cat: it's not boring, it sucks.

Fat cat: our legend. 

Fat cat: no, spends a lot of time around people. 

His name is "Home lion", action starts after 5:30.

Fat cat: I just realized something.

We don't have our glasses. 

We can't see.

Fat cat: let's watch doggy climbing a tree.

Fat cat: no one says "no".

Fat cat: what another word for "climbing a tree "?

Fat cat: fitness. 

Doggy: interesting conversation.

Fat cat: hey you!

You look familiar.

How are you?

Fat cat: very busy.

I understand one, two trees, but fifteen, twenty trees. 

Fat cats...

Fat cat (singing): let's say we don't talk about dogs.

Fat cat: very quiet. 

Fat cat: extremely quiet.

Fat cat: what is the symptoms?

Fat cat: barking.

Fat cat: barking!?

Fat cat: barking caugh. 

Fat cat: exactly. 

Fat cat: what did I tell you?

Cats and dogs don't go together. 

Fat cat: how many times did he have barking caugh?

Fat cat: ones.

Fat cat: showing his instincts.

Fat cat: time to cut the cough. 

Drop some liquids on them.

Fat cat: next doggy!

Fat cats: we just put a big sign "Must love dogs"!

Fat cat: yeah, this is messed up.

Fat cat: we live in strange world.

Fat cat: we have milk and we are okay. 

New Kings...

New King number one: the box is still here, but something got shipped?

Servant 1: may be we see who get it?

Servant 2: may be someone call about mixed up stuff?

Pharaoh: something stupid is going on here.

New King number one: nothing.

Pharaoh: okay Blue Jays let's play ball!

Servant 1: someone is happy here.

Servant 2: is it the same like in ancient days?

Pharaoh: nah.

New King number one: how did he turned in to eye shadow conversation?

Fat cats: who put a blanket like this!

Pharaoh: set meeting with fat cats.

I think we resemble something.

Fat cats: la lem le pa lam.

Servant 1: they are trying to say something!

Fat cats: not right now.

Fat cats: messy Ricardo. 

Fat cats: are we working for Pharaoh?

Fat cats: sometimes. 

New Kings...

New King number one: I want some one love me.

Servant 1: we love you.

Servant 2: every April.

New King number one: I need a vacation. 

Servant 1: go somewhere hot.

New King number one: is it nice?

Servant 1: of course. 

Servant 2: you will get mad, you will get crazy.

Servant 1: you will not get bored.

New King number one: I am not trusting these people. 

Servant 1: sweet dreams!

Servant 2: every one thinks.

Servant 1: I have never seen that much thinking.

Servant 2: did we give him sugar?

Servant 1: in the morning.

Pharaoh: where is New King number one?

Servant 1: some mental acrobatics. 

Servant 2: working.

Pharaoh: means?

Servant 1: altercation. 

Servant 2: problems.

Pharaoh: shine light.

Servant 1: you inherited it. 

Servant 2: we will tell you.

Pharaoh: today.

Servant 1: limbo from Friday. 

Servant 2: he has to follow the original plan.

Pharaoh: and what is this?

Servant 1: he doesn't know where he wants to be.

Pharaoh.

Servant 1: Pharaoh!

Servant 2: New King number one was asking about you all the morning.

Servant 1: where is Pharaoh!

Servant 2: why he is late!

Servant 1: why he is not here!

Servant 2: is he here!

Servant 1: millions of this kind of questions. 

Servant 2: new King number one doesn't know how to do anything. 

Pharaoh: and where is new King number one now?

Servant 1: dancing on the floor by himself. 

Servant 2: Pharaoh,  we hope you don't care.

Servant 1: "rrrrr Monday!"

Servant 2: rap.

Servant 1: every day except Tuesday. 

Servant 2: we decided to play the music. 

Servant 1: who would bother with him.

Servant 2: Pharaoh, you take one part, we will take another part.

Fools gold

King of Fools (whispering on the phone): are you going to wear green on Thursday?

I like it, it reminds me when I was climbing a tree from the bottom at the age of twenty.

Mama Mia: phone calls!

King of Fools: essential services!

Boss of Trolls: you did everything what I told you not to do.

King of Fools: we were following the instructions!

Boss of Trolls: but don't worry, you can do what you want.

We have more idiots.

King of Fools: we surely will!

Troll: we can work little bit more.

King of Fools: we didn't know you are so delusional.

Miss witch: we will work little bit more tomorrow. 

Mister Troll, you made a mistake in the "potato report".

Troll: yes?

Miss witch: you wrote "nothing".

Troll: nothing is nothing.

Miss witch: nothing is nothing, but we like to add few zeroes to it.

King of Fools: mister Troll, do you know what happened one time?

They almost choked.

Take the report home and drop it down.

Use numbers.

I don't know why he always does this. 

Miss witch: we have full time jobs!

Mister Troll, do you know when men are alone they talk about women.

Troll: I must've missed something. 

Mama Mia: this is for you, sign here.

Troll: what is this?

Mama Mia: monkey suit.

Monkey "The Genius" made by herself. 

Miss witch: she is our inspiration. 

The Martian story...

Martian: bobonjour. 

Martian: grasias. 

Martian: did you hear what he said?

"Okay".

Martian: okay?

Martian: that's all he said "okay".

Martian: okay.

Martian: good morning. 

Martian: good morning. 

Martian: the opposition. 

They are getting drink and not getting drunk. 

Martian: do you know how much they have.

Martian: fifteen dollars. 

Martian: all our income.

Martian: who ever rules has fifty eight dollars. 

Martian: how much do you have?

Martian: me, never!

Martian: four dollars.

Martian: seven thirty.

Martian: excuse me!

Martian: that's a lot.

Martian: I am counting everything. 

Martian: all we can do is exercise. 

Martian: have some meat on your body.

580, 570.

Martian: all you have to do is eat.

 

New Kings...

Piggy: woof, woof, woof, woof, woof!

Servant 1: what's wrong with him?

Servant 2: soon piggy is going to eat us.

Servant 1: how to avoid it?

Servant 2: we always will be eaten.

Servant 1: piggy, by looking at you, have a vacation. 

Servant 2: it will be exiting. 

Servant 1: we wish go on vacation. 

Servant 2: you wish.

Servant 1: its almost impossible for servants go on vacation.

This why they divided our salaries in half.

Servant 2: we can tell you how to go on vacation. 

Servant 1: basically, you have to say, you don't care if there's work needs to be done.

Servant 2: the one is here, here, here, over there. 

Servant 1: you company is capable to do it by itself.

Servant 2: what you know, you want to go on vacation. 

Servant 1: piggy, have plans after work.

Servant 2: he doesn't know what it is.

Servant 1: we can explain.

Servant 2: is he even working?

Piggy: woof, woof,  go home.

Servant 1: we gotta believe it.

Servant 2: only one thing is good about piggy, he is not very physical.

 

 

 

 

 

The Martian story...

Martian: we don't know what it is!

Martian King: check the pockets.

Martian: 19 degrees.

Marian: when I saw part of the hill has no snow, I figured out.

You can't go fast on the grass.

Martian: even chicken, I mean, lobster can figure this out.

May be they don't like snow.

Martian: you can go faster on the big hill.

Martian: big hill full of ice.

Martian: monkeys can steal things.

Marian: following steps of their ancestors.

Marian King: our new vaccine called “sanitizer”!

 

New Kings..

Princess: and where is the boyfriend!?

Princess number two: he can't talk. 

The craziest thing.

Is it a problem?

Princess number two: not at all!

Did you call 911?

Princess: no, the wrong number. 

Princess number two: this why. 

Princess: it's the same thing, so stupid. 

Doctor said to show the boyfriend pictures from under the sharks.

May be he doesn't know them too.

Princess number two: in the jacket?

Princess: under supervision.

May be he starts to remember the thoughts can change. 

Diamond: how old is the bride?

New King number one: what is the difference.

Go to her, she is very friendly. 

You can call her a dog.

The priests.

Servant 1: King looks dreamingly at the sky and then someone shows up.

Servant 2: Pharaohs had million of slaves. 

Servant 1: 5 million. 

New King number one: everyone wants to work from 8 to 2.

Servant 2: picture perfect. 

New King number one: it helps, thinking like this.

Priestess: good morning young man. 

New King number one: I know.

Priestess: today we will work together. 

New King number one: I thought you said "today we are going plan something together".

Priestess: where are the history books?

New King number one: I am reading. 

Priestess: well, hurry up.

We have to read it too.

Servant 1: Pharaoh.

Servant 2: what we suppose to tell Pharaoh?

Priestess: tell Pharaoh, we have been waiting for this. 

Pharaoh (enters the room): good morning. 

Priestess: good morning love!

Pharaoh: how are you?

Priestess: very busy.

All those plates.

None of us speaks the language anymore.

Servant 1: see it says, Pharaoh, you are number one, you are number one.

Priestess: Pharaoh, you are invited to read.

May be you understand anything. 

Servant 1: we have few minutes till lunch and then we go home.

New King number one: it's not okay.

Servant 2: you do the same thing.

New King number one (whispering): 200 pieces for the pyramid!

Servant 1: I don't care, I am going home.

New King number one: lots of pieces to smooth!

Servant 2: you can take it home.

New King number one: we will bring chairs tomorrow, you can sit and smooth. 

Servant 2: great idea. 

Servant 1: you will be working by yourself. 

It's the weekend. 

The Martian story.

Martian King: if you see fingerprints, you know its people. 

Martian: you notice, people and Martians do the same thing.

Martian King: like what?

Martian: you should know by now.

We are looking at the space. 

Martian King: I thought you will tell list of stuff.

Martian: we did already. 

And you know what happened after that?

Martian: this why we are sitting here like some people. 

Martian: it's part of knowing the answers.

Martian: like you see zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, you always get the same answer.

Martian King: okay, we leave it like that.

Martian: then more you see, then more you get it.

Martian: the answers!

Flooding in the space like balloons!

Martian King (looking at the balloons): it wouldn't be right. 

One, one, one, one, one.

Martian: we have to add all those numbers. Martian King: don't try to mess it up.

Martian: may be we count the opposite way?

Martian: we can make one page where we are deleting stuff. 

Martian King: we can't,  we don't own the Internet. 

New King..

Servant 1: we can't smile in our masks. 

Only with our eyes may be.

Pharaoh: this what I am thinking about.

Servant 2: New Queen number one would smile.

Pharaoh: yes she would..

New King number one: anything new?

Servant 1: we have 13 news.

Servant 2: slaves 001 and 002 will be on the break.

Servant 1: we have to see 98 more.

Servant 2: are we getting any snacks today?

Servant 1: little refreshment?

Servant 2: 34 more dollars.

Servant 1: we never get free coffee.

New King number one: what kind of craziness are you talking about?!

What to do with the special offer?

Servant 1: leave it here.

Servant 2: switch it.

Make sure we can reach the cups.

Servant 1: we need a line.

Servant 2: I think it's okay right now.

Pharaoh: now I know who is working and who is standing like this.

Servant 1: we need house keeper.

New King number one: where are you going?

On vacation?

Servant 1: we don't want to work on lunch.

Pharaoh: why they are telling me now?

Do you work at lunch?

Servant 1: look at the time. 

Servant 2: we will tell you when we come back.

Diamond: how old is the bride?

New King number one: what is the difference. 

Go to her, she is hydrating after 9 o'clock. 

Good night.

Diamond: it's not night yet!

Pharaoh: who is this?

New King number one: Diamond.

Our archeological discovery. 

In million years we will ship him back. 

New Kings...

Servant 1: CEO is coming, are you going to clean?

New King number one: no.

Servant 2: CEO is coming and you are not going to clean?

New King number one: throw something on the floor.

Where is Diamond?

Servant 1: shaving from the morning. 

New King number one: when I think nothing will go wrong, something goes wrong. 

Now we have to rip off the roof. 

Pharaoh: Jupiter is here too.

And half the moon!

New King number one: just don't touch anything.

Pharaoh: who built it?

New King number one: "OR".

"oh, don't worry, worry, don't worry". 

They are (swears).

Pharaoh: flashing lights!

Servant 1: food delivery. 

Servant 2: bon appetit. 

Servant 1: should we shake anything?

New King number one: you can use the computer.

Pharaoh: I have no clue what's happening. 

New King number one: we are on the ship.

New Queen number one: what is that?

The stupidest ship I've seen in my life.

New King number one: never mind.

Pharaoh: let her say something. 

New Queen number one: where is it going?

New King number one: you go inside.

Servant 1: good point.

Pharaoh: where are the slaves?

New King number one: they are waiting. 

You have one.

Pharaoh: really!

Who is this?

New King number one: of course this what happened.

Fools gold.

Troll: its freezing. 

King of Fools: this what cars are for.

Troll: fire trucks? 

King of Fools: hopefully the work place.

Troll: something tells me it's not going to happen. 

King of Fools: glad you said  it.

We are installing new "superflash", 

You can chose between paper and machine,

You should try it on.

Troll: not real gold. 

King of Fools: real.

Troll: not real.

King of Fools: real!

Troll: no.

King of Fools: we bought it in the museum for fifty dollars!

The woman said, it's real gold.

Troll: no real. 

It's like you buy Lamborghini for one hundred dollars. 

After nine o'clock!

King of Fools: I thought we stopped this conversation every morning!

Troll: phone call!

King of Fools: what in the world!

Ttoll: they think you are at work. 

King of Fools: they can think what they want.

Now you spoil the surprise. 

Troll (on the phone): how much work is done?

King of Fools: zero.

Troll: okay, explain. 

King of Fools: we are following health and safety protocol.

I was plunging new "superflash" from seven in the morning!

Troll: what is superflash?

King of Fools: the washrooms.

Drink, washroom, drink, washroom, drink, washroom, drink, washroom. 

Troll: take a big roll and relax. 

King of Fools: thanks. 

Troll: what happened to the work from before?

King of Fools: it aged.

Troll: phone call!

King of Fools: essential services!

I am working from the car.

Troll: phone call!

King of Fools: mister Troll, drive me back home.

I will finish my sleep. 

Troll: what kind of phone number is that?

King of Fools: from the zoo.

Every one has hope, the government says "no".

We finally put our double glasses on!

Troll: what are doing on the weekend?

King of Fools: coming to work.

Wrong way too!

Mister Troll!

Troll: phone call!

King of Fools: essential services!

You are still here?

I told you nine o'clock!

It's time to leave building and hit the city.

At work?!

Tell them "what  a..".

The government said "less is more"!

The Martian story.

Martian: what to do with it?

In the garbage?

Martian King: this is very special car!

Martian: we have a question. 

Martian King: how come?

Martian: should we collect by mistake another car from Earth?

Martian King: one hundred percent "no".

Martian: he can't drive it.

Martian: only three pedals.

Martian: we can collect and pretend we don't remember again.

Martian King: after biting the apple, this what hurts the most. 

Martian: we really loved the ocean.

Martian: may be in five hundred years people will build something here.

Martian: some one is jealous.

Martian King: go to Venus,  they have oceans.

Martian: oceans of lava.

Martian King: same thing. 

Martian: never listen the boss.

Martian: we don't blame you a lot.

New Kings...

New Queen number one: where is my cat!

Pharaoh: you can go home earlier. 

Servant 1: oh man.

New King number one: he doesn't understand anything. 

When you work you are working. 

Servant 1: Pharaoh, cats can live many lives.

Servant 2: sir, you are a cat.

New King number one: not really. 

Servant 1: cats are more wiser. 

Servant 2: we can enroll you in our cats program. 

Servant 1: cats like to sleep on the shelves. 

New King number one: Pharaoh, this is the difference between you and a cat.

Pharaoh: show me on the computer. 

New King number one: turn on.

Servant 1: no one understands what it says.